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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
How did this get made?
Since Jason Mantzoukas had a small role in this silly film, I expect there better be an episode on this movie on the podcast How did this get made.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Don't trust the snowflake incel troll reviews
I grew up with T1 and T2 and I absolutely loved this addition to the franchise. I read the low reviews and must say I don't know what kind of drugs the incel snowflakes are on that have the same low minded complaints. I never read so many mentally ill projection towards a movie like this one before. You know a lot of egos can't take it when they're complaining about dumb stuff like a female terminator. I didn't mind that they killed of Edward Furlong in this version either, he doesn't make or break the franchise. This movie was badass and I definitely recommend seeing it for yourself. 8itch incels always be trippin.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Don't trust the snowflake incel troll reviews
I grew up with T1 and T2 and I absolutely loved this addition to the franchise. I read the low reviews and must say I don't know what kind of drugs the incel snowflakes are on that have the same low minded complaints. I never read so many mentally ill projection towards a movie like this one before. You know a lot of egos can't take it when they're complaining about dumb stuff like a female terminator. I didn't mind that they killed of Edward Furlong in this version either, he doesn't make or break the franchise. This movie was badass and I definitely recommend seeing it for yourself. 8itch incels always be trippin.
Serial Killer with Piers Morgan (2017)
Trash
Piers Morgan is terrible at interviewing anyone much less serial killers. Worst "documentary" series ever.
The Eyes of My Mother (2016)
Unique female serial killer flix
The making of a serial killer. The entire movie is in black and white but well made. The actors are not well known but they all do a superb job of portraying the ramifications of a series of disturbing events that catapult the main actress into madness. I've never seen a horror movie like this one and I never want to rewatch it but I am glad it's off my list. 8 stars for originality.
Child's Play (2019)
Mehhhhhhhhh
Not scary. Like a long black mirror episode but with Aubrey Plaza.
What was actually frightening about the original chucky was that chucky had a horrible human soul inside him. This new version is just an A. I. that was allowed to deviate from his original purpose and embraced violence. It wasn't suspenseful and pretty predictable obviously. The gore scenes where basic and unoriginal, nothing we haven't seen before.
Funny fact, my husband and I were carded when entering to see this movie. We were so hyped and shocked they for some reason asked to see IDs. Joke was on us tho, we were literally surrounded by children. For some reason trash ass parents think it's a great idea to bring children to a rated R movie. But the movie was such a joke that the kids enjoyed it, non cried out once, some even sang along to Buddies creepy song. Only in Katy Texas.
Don't waste your money seeing this one in theaters, just wait for it in RedBox unless you love mundane "horror" flicks.
Us (2019)
Original, great date night movie
My husband and I were pleased, this was a perfect date night movie. We're horror movie buffs so we've seen it all. This movie however was delightfully original, never seen one like it. Worth the movie ticket price.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Exceede my expectations
This was pretty good, it's didnt feel like a two hour movie and it kept me entertained. They managed to tie in everything for the next avengers movie. The story line was consistent and the plot was solid. I honestly enjoyed this more than Wonder Woman. It's worth the ticket price, I didn't sleep through the whole movie so that was an added plus.
The Umbrella Academy (2019)
It's. So. Boring.
It's like a cross between a wanna-be mutant movie with cheesy telenovela dramatics and rated PG-13. There's totally a disconnect which makes sense since the lead singer from my chemical romance is the creator. Definitely something made directly for kids, I tried to like this show but it's trash.
The Prodigy (2019)
One word, Mayonnaise.
Trash, compete trash.
**Warning Spoilers**
He's a reincarnated serial killer who's looking to finish one last victim who got away.
His parents (of course) have plenty of warning signs and far enough time to deal with their "possessed" son. This movie makes reincarnation look like a joke, more like a possession movie. The mother and father are insufferable throughout the entire movie, both making the dumbest decisions. The endings terrible. This movie is definitely Redbox worthy, not worth a movie ticket. Again, complete trash.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
It was a great 2hr nap!
So I am basing this off the last 4 and I slept pretty well during this one. It took probably 20 mins to doze off and I stayed asleep until the last 10 mins! Btw, this was the movie that hindered Henry Cavill to not shave off his mustache for Justice League?! That knocked off a couple stars for this rating as well. Overall great nap tho, can't wait for MI6 + fast and furious cause Tom Cruise will never let it go.