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Line of Duty: Episode #6.1 (2021)
Timberrrr!
I'm a huge fan of LOD, but this utter mess of an opening to a series has put me off for good.
Wooden acting and unbelievable script, it's just plain nonsense.
Not one member of the new cast can actually act!
Coming 2 America (2021)
Cringe, why Eddie? why?
Fry up tiktok with Coming To America and what do you get, failure.
It's rated 12, anyone above that age (or had seen the original) will find this excruciating to watch.
Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (2021)
Disrespectful Cretins
Watching a bunch of sad PooTubers giggling their way into the lift the poor girl was last seen in was the low point for this doc and the moment I turned it off.
They shed crocodile tears about how much this girl meant to them, get a life, you are sponging fame from her demise.
Pretty disgusting behaviour by Netflix to allow this bile any airtime, think of the family.
Ted Lasso (2020)
Perfection
Its a straight up 10/10 this series has everything.
We all need to be more Ted.
Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind (2020)
A bigger con than the one they are tying to portray.
No credible information, no facts, this guy is just another con artist praying on the weak and gullible.
Time and time again we see the US Government dragged across the rocks for their conspiracies to control the world. I have news for all Americans, you don't control the world, you never will do.
In other claims he uses language such as "when I briefed the presidency" like hes an insider on the payroll, the reality is he probably sent an email.
He also claims ET's have technology "millions of years in advance of ours" im sure they might, but does somebody want to explain why they just fly around (mainly above America it seems) and make no contact, are they a bit shy?
Apparently deep underground in the American deserts (but only in America remember!) There are space ships and dead ET's being hidden.
So they fly around and crash sometimes and don't collect their dead, they just quietly observe us like an ant nest.
Riiiiiiight
Skip, skip and double skip this, maybe waste your money on a pyramid scheme, America loves those also.
Hanna (2019)
Season 2 a disaster
It would appear the writers of S1 have all moved on or started smoking something else. S2 is a mess on all levels and appears to have redesigned the show into a pathetic teen drama, completely unrealistic.
What a shame after an action packed S1 with so much promise.
The Stranger (2020)
Woeful
If you like UK soaps you will love this! Extremely poor acting with some scenes akin to Hollyoaks. I lasted 2 episodes until I had unpicked the gaping plot holes. I asked a friend how it ended, badly I was told.
View from the Top (2003)
Nothing could have prepared me for this movie
This is a one star movie, but simply because a bread roll saved her head from being caved in by her jealous best friend I have awarded it 7 stars.
First class. (International to Paris)
The Last Man on Earth (2015)
Not the last man on earth
It's incredible how so many people can't get past the title and totally miss the entire concept of this sitcom.
It's not supposed to be serious, you are not supposed to fall in love with every character.
Which is a shame, it is excellent!
6 Underground (2019)
Toilet
Humour
Plot
Acting
Editing
It's absolute garbage, probably the worst film I've seen in a long time.
Frenzy (2018)
Not the worst film I have seen
No wait it is!
Get stoned for this one it's a right laugh
Wine Country (2019)
Woeful
Wooden acting, jokes that only sheltered old people would chuckle at because they relate to such a vanilla life.