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The Slaughterhouse Massacre (2005)
What a complete pile of rubbish.
We hired this film (Sickle, to give the UK title) today and knew nothing about it before watching it. What a mistake, our local video shop does hire one, get one free and even if its free then I feel ripped off! I am 31 years old and have always been film mad, so I have seen a lot of films, but this must be the worst I have ever seen. The acting was dreadful, the story was worse and there was just not anything I liked about it. Bad filming, poor sound, crap lighting all contributed to make this my worst film of the year, maybe even the worst film of the decade. Even the pointless sex scenes were so bad I can not see them stimulating anybody, bad boob jobs with very visible scars etc. I hate the fact I rated this as 1 out of 10, it really did not deserve a rating that high! I always watch films to the end in case they get better, but this one did not. I would rather go to the dentist, than watch that film again.
Wudja? Cudja? (2002)
Stupid fun
I have to confess that I loved Wudja Cudja and was really sad when the repeats on Men and Motors recently finished, it was always amazing what people would be dumb enough to do for cash. The tattoo the other person commented of was not for £50 or £100 but was actually part of a three part challenge for £1000! For that money I would have had it done (and spent some of it getting something better to cover it up). The presenters seemed pretty much as mad as the people that they got to do the stupid stuff! Would I have done done the other things? Well it depends how broke I was! One thing they did quite often was to offer somebody on the beach about £200 to strip naked, run into the water and back again, one woman I saw do that only had two words to say after and that I think was "Easy Money". For people that are not shy it was a great way of earning a few quid easily.
Pleeeeeeeeeeease bring it back!!!