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4/10
Tedious
4 May 2024
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This film is so lauded I had to give it another go, after being disappointed the first time I watched it about 20 years ago. I'm a huge fan of the Chandler novels, but this film really made me wonder if Altman had ever even read one of them. One of the beautiful characteristics of Chandler's Marlowe is his sympathy towards victims of violence and abuse. He wasn't concerned with legal rights and wrongs, but morality. The character in the books would never have allowed what happened to the lady with the coke bottle to go unpunished. Gould's character just offers her a cigarette and then when she says no, just walks off mumbling to himself: "it's okay with me"! He kept saying this throughout the film. Chandler's Marlowe was sharp, intelligent and witty, whereas the character in the film just seemed to be a callous smart arse that constantly mumbled to himself like he was auditioning for Rainman.

Yes, I am a fan of the books and Bogart's version, but even if this wasn't named after the Chandler characters and book I doubt if I would have enjoyed it anyway.

Forget it Jake, it's not Chinatown!
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Help (2021 TV Movie)
4/10
Absolutely absurd
28 August 2023
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I really like Jodie Comer and Stephen Graham usually but, there were so many things that annoyed me about this drama. The main plot line claims Jodie Comer's character had found her calling in life and had a gift for connecting with the residents. As far as I can see she was only heavily and inappropriately connecting with one of the residents.

Her character was in no way heroic. She ran around shouting the odds, swearing all of the time, as though she had been working in care for years, and when she had one difficult night she fell apart when she needed to be strong.

The heroes in care are the ones that have worked in the underpaid, and under appreciated profession for years, and are professional and treat all of the residents with equal kindness and attention. This drama didn't celebrate those carers, but instead one that had tried it on a temporary basis who thought she knew better than everybody else.

This drama made it also seem like the home owner went awol as well, but he didn't! He had covid so had to isolate.

Jodie Comer's characters solution at the end was so juvenile. How is it in Stephen Graham's character's best interest to be shacked up in an old caravan eating mouldy old bread?!
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The Sinner: Part VI (2020)
Season 3, Episode 6
2/10
This is becoming painful to watch this season
23 August 2023
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I can't believe Harry would be that stupid. I think this season has been really poor compared to the first two seasons and this episode just sank to a new low. It annoys me how he can kill someone and then he can carry on roaming around as free as a bird, whilst our main man apologises to him for being aggressive when he came to his home. I've just looked up at my tv screen and they are now hugging in the next episode. I can't wait for this agony to be over, as it looks like it picks up again in the fourth season.

It's a shame as I've really enjoyed this series on the whole.

Just a shame this season was the usual 8 episodes and not just 1 or 2 at the most!
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Porridge (2017)
7/10
Really pleasantly surprised
20 June 2023
Firstly, this is not a remake, as this is set now and Fletch is the grandson of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Obviously it draws inspiration from the 70s sitcom, and Kevin Bishop does a fantastic impression of Ronnie Barker, which works as the similarities running in the family would be plausible. Also Mark Bonnar is brilliant too I think and looks like he revels in the role of the modern day Mackay.

It's far too easy to quickly judge this and dismiss it, as I almost did, but glad I didn't as considering the giant shadows that were cast before them and footsteps they had to fill, I think the 2 leads were an inspired choice of casting, and couldn't imagine anyone else pulling it off nearly as well.

I notice Dick Clement and Ian Le Frenais are credited with writing these new episodes as well, so the humour is obviously similar, but the scripts we know are nothing without the perfect delivery and I think everyone in this series delivered.

Really impressed, and grateful that the wonderful world of Norman Stanley Fletcher and Fulton Mackay lives on.
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Creed III (2023)
8/10
Under-rated addition to the Rocky franchise
15 June 2023
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Someone earlier said that they ended up routing for the villain, but I think that was the point, which is why they reconciled at the end. They grew up like brothers and one got the bad break and spent 18 years in jail, whilst Adonis ended up living the dream life with a gorgeous family. And he didn't reach out to his friend and so, no wonder he grew up feeling bitter and hate, having been completely abandoned. Personally I didn't think of him as a villain like Ivan 'if he dies, he dies' Drago, or Clubber Lang. This wasn't black and white, like good versus evil. It was more grey and a maturer story for that. Even the grandma was guilty for withholding the letters.

I agreed with one reviewer however that the second half seemed a bit rushed, but still found it enjoyable and I found there was plenty of heart in this story, especially when the grandma was dying. Jordan certainly impressed me more in this film as a maturer Adonis, family man and loving father and grandson rather than spending the entire film being moody with a massive chip on his shoulder which which I got a bit fed up with in the earlier films.

I also thought he did a great job in the directors chair.

It would be a bit much to expect it to be as great as some of the Rocky films (there is only one Stallone after all l) but this is still a really good film in my opinion,
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6/10
Unknown Morricone soundtrack
30 October 2022
I spent the entire movie trying to find out what film it was using Morricone's music from Pistols Don't Argue. The guide was advertising it as Whispering Smith with Alan Ladd 1948, which it definitely wasn't. Anyway, I eventually found out during the closing credits by the casting.

Coincidentally, the movie also uses Maurizio Graf to sing the theme song 'Amica Colt'. Maurizio also sang a few Morricone theme songs such as 'Angel Face' and 'The Return of Ringo'. Also during the film there was the familiar uncredited whistle of Alessandro Alessandroni used a couple of times I'm sure.

This helped to elevate the movie naturally, like many Morricone soundtracks, but the film was actually very entertaining if you like westerns.

It had style.
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Out of Death (2021)
1/10
Awful
11 November 2021
3/10 seems way too generous! What is Bruce Willis doing? Why did he bother? He can still do better than this, even in his old age. He was fine in Motherless Brooklyn and must have been paid enough not to have to resort to making films this bad and low budget.
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Siberia (2018)
6/10
Ignore the ridiculously low ratings!
7 May 2019
Okay, whilst I wouldn't call this a masterpiece, I found this pretty enjoyable and it had a suspenseful moody atmosphere to it. Why it received so many 1s I'm not sure, but starting to think it is a conspiracy and not a genuine reflection of everyone that has seen it's opinion. I have seen some truly dreadful films in my time, but this is not one of them by a long stretch!
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