Change Your Image
alexoconnor-96583
Reviews
Lady Ballers (2023)
The only thing "triggering" about this film is how unfunny and uncreative it is.
The director of this film claimed to want to make a "triggering" film, what a creative aspiration, what a vision! I can think of no more noble cause than making a movie for no other reason than to make an imaginary subset of the population angry. Truly breathtaking.
The problem, it's not "triggering." So they even failed to live up to their own low bar.
This film is not funny, it's not triggering. There are no jokes, the entire thing is pointless and meandering. I'd compare it to a film like "Freddy Got Fingered" but I'd say FgF actually managed to do what it set out to do, this film did not. I even laughed at FgF, this movie only makes me sad.
This is what filmmaking is coming to. This is what "art" looks like in the 21st century. Pointless drivel to pander to a paranoid and out of touch generation who constantly complain about "politics in movies!" Meanwhile their own movies are nothing but politics.
I beg the writers of this film to never pick up a pen again. Please spare us all of your input.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Wow planes go vroom very fast great job
Wow, planes go fast. Very exiting. They go fast and sometimes people play beach sports without shirts on wowza wowza awoooga.
This movie made me want to sign up for the navy and go and drop hellfire missiles of villages full of innocent people for freedom and democracy. Tom Cruise is so hot. Wow, the planes are going fast again, look at them go.
Forget about how the US military helped create this because it would serve good propaganda purposes. Look at these cute boys without shirts on, wow a handlebar mustache- what a throwback! Anyways, let's give the navy more money yesterday.
OMG a plane just went fast again OMG 10/10.
Ted Lasso (2020)
This show gives me chills in a bad way
This show gives me psycho vibes. I don't know why. It's like it was created in a room full of soulless ghouls trying to manipulate my emotions to get me to care about something. No. I won't care. You can't make me.
Everyone in this show has nothing behind their eyes. They are creating vapid nonsense meant to manipulate you. The show just constantly asks "you should cry now. This is the moment you cry. Aww look how sweet this is. Aww don't you care. Tell me how much you care and how sweet this show is."
This is a weird show. It's like it was written by robots. I've never felt more uncomfortable than I did while watching Ted Lasso.
Michael Moore Hates America (2004)
Complete and utter trash, a disgrace to the art of documentary filmmaking.
Are Michael Moores films perfect? Absolutely not. But say what you will, the man isn't afraid to say what he believes. He isn't afraid to challenge the status quo. He isn't afraid to offend the average American's sense of exceptionalism.
This film does none of those things. This film does nothing at all. It's a desperate attempt to discredit a man in order to maintain the status quo.
"Michael Moore Hates America" lol. If it doesn't want to be hated, maybe give us less reasons to hate it.
The Dream Motel (2019)
The Twilight Zone for Hogs
If I could stay at the Dream Motel in real life, and Jeff Armstrong could will this show out of existence, I would do it without hesitation.
I'm not sure if I can explain just how bad this show is- how messed up it's morality is, and how absolutely hog wild it is.
"Oh you want to have an abortion? Oh haha well jokes on you you're going to die before you're thirty! Still want don't want that kid?"
"Oh taking care of your disabled brother is stressful, and sometimes you feel very normal human emotions about wishing he wasn't such a burden on your life? *poof* haha well now you're an alcoholic ex convict! So really we didn't get you to appreciate your brother at all, and instead only tricked you into accepting him by showing you what a mess your life would be otherwise! Emotional growth? Psh, whose got time for that."
I'd recommend this show to anyone who either loves horrible shows and movies, or anyone ignorant enough to download anything from Pureflix.