Initially I was feeling hopeful and looking forward to this movie but unfortunately it wore my positivity down like a slowly dying sparkler.
It looked all glossy and shiny in the trailer but it really isn't.
In fact it felt like they made the trailer first and then padded it out with the chocolate money left after the actors had their fill.
The soundtrack was synthetic, soulless and didn't stop whining throughout the entire film like a wounded dog trapped in a well in the corner of the room. A good score well recorded would have injected far more emotion into certain scenes, all the music does is make us feel like we're in a quirky clothes store watching plastic mannequins stare at each other.
Their accents are all over the place, sometimes they sound American which was confusing but Alexander Skarsgård took it to a whole new level by creating a new accent called "Iricanglish".
The green screen effects are way too obvious and the CGI looked like Playstation 3 cut scenes which totally ruined any potential for immersion. In the tree jumping scene there were shots where Tarzan and Samuel L Jackson had no shadows, light effects were pointing the wrong way and the layers were poorly blended. The train scenes looked looked worse than an episode of "Thomas The Tank Engine" and somebody forgot to put water on the steam boat paddles. Any scenes with multiple animals in shot looked awful due to poor blending and the fact the animals all looked the same. It looks like they created and animated one animal then just hit "copy & paste" for the rest.
Basically to summarise, the whole thing feels rushed, lazy and like a TV movie.
It was bad anyway but the CGI and music really hammered those final nails into the coffin.
It looked all glossy and shiny in the trailer but it really isn't.
In fact it felt like they made the trailer first and then padded it out with the chocolate money left after the actors had their fill.
The soundtrack was synthetic, soulless and didn't stop whining throughout the entire film like a wounded dog trapped in a well in the corner of the room. A good score well recorded would have injected far more emotion into certain scenes, all the music does is make us feel like we're in a quirky clothes store watching plastic mannequins stare at each other.
Their accents are all over the place, sometimes they sound American which was confusing but Alexander Skarsgård took it to a whole new level by creating a new accent called "Iricanglish".
The green screen effects are way too obvious and the CGI looked like Playstation 3 cut scenes which totally ruined any potential for immersion. In the tree jumping scene there were shots where Tarzan and Samuel L Jackson had no shadows, light effects were pointing the wrong way and the layers were poorly blended. The train scenes looked looked worse than an episode of "Thomas The Tank Engine" and somebody forgot to put water on the steam boat paddles. Any scenes with multiple animals in shot looked awful due to poor blending and the fact the animals all looked the same. It looks like they created and animated one animal then just hit "copy & paste" for the rest.
Basically to summarise, the whole thing feels rushed, lazy and like a TV movie.
It was bad anyway but the CGI and music really hammered those final nails into the coffin.
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