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1/10
Fox Kids movie
25 January 2024
I swear this movie looks like some Saturday morning kids show. Overacting, horrible dialogue, juvenile script, I can't list all the flaws.

You should watch it tho, might give you some nostalgia of the '90's Power Rangers or something. It's actually about a 3 Rating if we're being honest. I mean, it's basically on Spy Kids level.

Doesn't really help that Amber is still in it, no matter how long she's playing, it's just annoying to see her.

So, if you want a trip down nostalgia lane, if you want to rewatch Schumacher's Batman & Robin, you might wanna watch this instead, to see a worse acted, worse scripted version.
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The Flash (I) (2023)
1/10
Just don't watch.
20 August 2023
Watching paint dry is better than watching this train wreck. The special effects are straight outta 2008 video games. I can't believe they launched a movie and expect people to pay for it.

Next up, Ezra Miller and young Flash. He acts like he has mental issues. Literal mental issues. I can only picture him acting like that when he did the thing with the child....

This is absolutely horrible. The only good thing about this movie is Michael Keaton. Other than that, this p.e.d.0 shouldn't be in any movie, ever. The people who did the CGI have no place in that industry whatsoever, and the people who let this movie be released, should be jailed for stealing our time.
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Voyagers (2021)
1/10
Garbage... sorry.
19 March 2022
Lured me in with a "Sci-Fi" theme and Colin Farrell, only to be bored to death by the stupidy of some teenagers. This plot has nothing to do with science fiction, it's just a poor man's badly written Lord of the Flies set in space. That's it. Hard pass.
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Eternals (2021)
1/10
Boring, cringy, waste of time.
17 January 2022
Annoying characters and some of them even annoying actors. This was an extremely boring movie with cringy scenes. Tries to be the new "Avengers", but fails across the board. I wouldn't reccomend it. 2.5hrs of my life wasted...
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Archive 81 (2022)
9/10
Excellent watch
17 January 2022
I read some comments about this being boring and stuff... Almost didn't watch it. All I can say is I'm glad I gave it a shot. It's one of the best things Netflix has done in my opinion. I didn't consider it a "slow-burner" at all. Each episode had some interesting development and I wasn't bored at all. That's even part of the charm: It always gives you something and it doesn't give away the ending at all. I'd much rather be kept guessing than have a reveal in the first few episodes and then just watch the show drag on. If you enjoy mysteries as much as I do, watch it. It's a must.
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Chapelwaite (2021–2023)
3/10
Great start, dragged on...
9 January 2022
It started out great, probably would have been great if they had only made like 5-6 episodes instead of 10... but no... They dragged it on for ages. I honestly got so bored that I only watched the "Previously on" scenes from episode 6 until 10 and didn't miss much.
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5/10
7.9?! Really?
4 July 2021
This is a mediocre movie at best. It's all right, but definitely not a "must-see" and certainly not 7.9.
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The Expanse (2015–2022)
9/10
1, 2, 3 Awesome... 4... boring, 5 to be seen
7 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
It started out a little slow, quickly grew into something awesome and then, season 4 hit.

How do you go from fighting Earth and Mars's armies, a molecule that can destroy planetary systems, to then squabbling with some idiots on a planet and having a rough time doing it in season 4? It's sad really... Can't wait to finish season 4 to see if 5's any better. Doubt it, but there's still hope.

That just goes to show you that everything gets ruined when Netflix or Amazon put their "genius" in it...
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Baywatch (1989–2001)
4/10
Summertime background show
27 July 2020
How this thing was on for 10 years, I'll never know... Overly dramatic scenes, montages that make no sense just fill space up, non existing acting, plain stupid plot lines, scenes so cringy your skin crawls... but hey... the it's good if you browse 9gag or iFunny and need something to run in the background while it's summer. Don't expect anything and you'll still be disappointed. Just sayin'...
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Air Force One (1997)
1/10
This movie is ridiculous...
26 April 2020
I mean it. It's the most ridiculous movie I've ever seen. Bad acting, bad premise, bad filming, bad bad bad. It's so bad it's not even funny... You can't even laugh at how bad it is...
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1/10
A disaster
16 October 2019
Story: 2/10 Acting: 1/10

I'm not going to go into visuals and other stuff, because let's say it was made in the 80's. They're horrible by the way, Star Wars did waaaay more with a lower budget.

Anyways, don't waste 2 hours of your time.
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The Handmaid's Tale (2017–2025)
1/10
Good show but...
13 August 2019
The main actress is soooo annoying and fugly, it makes it impossible to watch...
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1/10
Just skip it...
5 August 2019
I love conspiracy documentaries, but this is just a bunch of bs.
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3/10
Poor Man's John Wick
10 January 2019
If you like this type of movie, do yourself a favor and watch John Wick. Otherwise you'll be wasting 2 hours of your life, watching 3 action scenes.
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4/10
Simply poor...
30 December 2018
I am a big sci-fi fan! Love a lot of classic sci-fi movies and I've always wanted to see the original Star Treks. Unfortunately I was better off with the image I've built-up in my head. No offense to Star Trek fans, but this movie was a bitter dissapointment. Over-acted, terrible "fight" scenes and a lot of plot holes. I mean the script is just poor. I've given it 4 stars out of respect and for the awesome production of the movie.
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Knowing (2009)
6/10
Could have been a great movie
26 October 2018
Acting: 4/10; Directing: 4/10; Soundtrack: 5/10; Production: 7/10 and Plot: 10/10. If it would have been made like "Signs" I think it would have been an awesome movie. It's too fast-paced, it doesn't give you the chance to get into it, it just feels unnatural.
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