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Project Legion (2022)
Why is there suddenly a mop bucket in the hall?
The hungover human embodiment of a flat Monster energy drink walks in circles around his living room, slamming electronics onto the floor, while trying to process those pesky "thoughts and feelings" things during a confusing time without electricity. The power is out except for the working small bulb in the refrigerator which presumably is a metaphor for the scriptwriter's skill.
In between moments where Kyle and his clown makeup-wearing neighbor discuss her new pronouns, he stumbles to his laptop to video diary his experiences apparently having never seen a v-log, nor a laptop, before. As the laptop case is visibly busted from a swift trip to the floor, it's probably not even on. Nobody tell Kyle!
There's the "dropping your keys while trying to escape through a locked door" trope!
There's the "just make it into the car while thing crawls nearby" trope!
Then Kyle treats Clownie like a dog, "Karen, no! No, Karen!"
At this point Kyle busts up the remaining furniture in the room while demons bang on the back door causing the wall to undulate and reveal to us that his apartment is actually constructed of papier-mâché.
Look, this movie isn't even inspiring enough to keep writing about. I'm doing this because I'm desperate to believe I'm sorta smart despite choosing to watch this abomination. Run while you still can!