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Gretel & Hansel (2020)
1 point from me, cause I can't give 0 or -1
No relation with the original story apart the name and basic plot. A joke. No, not a joke, an offense to Grimm Brothers.
The New Mutants (2020)
Destroyed by it's leftist propaganda
Too bad, it could be good if they wouldn't go this way. Next !
The Comey Rule (2020)
The most obvious propaganda possible
So bad that I would honestly ask my money back if I would have to actually pay for this crap. Luckily I didn't and it was a free watch.
Western Stars (2019)
Could've been much more than it was
Compared to the irish counterpart The Seeger Sessions (which was just a concert and not a movie), this one lacks soul and feel. It's beautifully engineered, both imaging and song wise, yet it feels weird and awkward, like something is missing. I can't put my finger on it, yet it's there. Maybe the lack of some really good songs/covers like Seeger Sessions had, can't say. But it's there.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Thats what you get when you put a monkey to direct
So, what we have here folks ? Just some garbage labeled Star Wars. Directed by same garbage director who directed the (till now !) worst Star Wars movie ever, The Force Awakens.
But, because they wanted to prove that lightning can strike twice in the same place, Disney desperately wanted to create an even worse movie than The Force Awakens. For this bold move, obviously they have to hire once again, the master himself - J.J. Abrams, a director who has absolutely no relation whatsoever with good movies, let alone Star Wars.
And boy, he did it. He did it so good that the story appears to be made by some half brain-dead monkey. The absolute worst Star Wars movie ever created. Here it is, for 10 bucks you and your girlfriend/wife/whatever can have 2 hours full of disaster.
Don't believe me ? Then go watch it !
Dracula (2020)
Leftist LGBTQ Agenda Kills Dracula instantly
As title sais, sadly, this series goes suicidal mode by inserting pointless gay references and tons of other liberties with the source material, till the story becomes anything but Dracula. I desperately wanted to see it but it was... unseeble to the point I had to switch to another movie because felt this version of Dracula as the 2020 epithome for the word imbecility.
Jett (2019)
A series made to promote the already boring "interracial couple" agenda
As title sais, every single love/sex scene in this movie is between the protagonist and some black dude, which she praises more than a god via a ton of scenes that get quite boring after few episodes.
The main big problem is that this insanity doesn't stop, and continue even if the black guy guy actually is being killed and therefore is removed from the main flow of action, however the interracial madness continue in every single damn episode, to the point you can't possible watch it without seeing one more time the cougar Gugino crying about her killed black lover. And, since the producers novadays really have to promote their leftist agenda, against any common sense, they even try to induce the idea mainstream couples are interracial, so you have to see in the movie other similar couples as the main protagonist.
To the ones who may think this review might be racist (which is not), I have to confess that I am a black lady who happens to be married to a white husband. And while I am perfectly fine with any interracial couple, I understand perfectly that this isn't even remotely mainstream as the producers desperately try to falsely induce.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
A complete atrocity
When I heard that Rowling is going to write more stories in Hogwarts' universe, at beginning I was skeptical, but I bit it. I guess I somehow hoped that she had some some mojo in her.
(note: so far I am talking about 1st part of this movie)
The title with "Fantastic Beasts" already made me raise an eyebrow, because I instantly associated it with complete garbage (I mean, Fantastic Beasts ? Really ?Gimme a break, lass). But I still hoped it will be at least viewable.
Then that dude Scamander entered the scene, and I instantly took a /facepalm posture since I couldn't understand how idiotic could someone be to actually develop such a crappy character as the main protagonist. And for the next 10 minutes or so I really hoped Scamander will die a horrible death, hit by an icecream truck, burn at the stake, anything would've worked, really...
But I was unlucky and Scamander not only lived, but he appeared in the second movie, this Grindelwald thingie. Which again, I hoped that it will be at least a bit better, afterall, it will sport Johnny bloody Depp in it, so how it could be a bad movie ?
Lads. Ohh, dear lads, how wrong I was ! Not only it wasn't better, but actually it got even worse than the first part. That dude Scamander went from stupid to semi-disabled, and all the movie basically is a complete atrocity that should be deleted from history, along with the writer, scenarist, director and producer.
And obviously the ones who are fans of it.
Knightfall (2017)
A pure offense to everything the Knights Templars stood for
Like the title sais, the series has insane many issues that will make anyone knowledgeable puke. It's story is complete garbage, the main actor looks like a modern muslim dude with the beard and the bad accent and zero talent, compared to Game of Thrones is like comparing a VW with a Mercedes.
- A finance minister who basically threatens the Pope face to face ?!
- Maybe even worse is the poor Tancrede torture. Not only it never happened in Templars ranks (if one would've been charged with something serious, they would've just expelled him from the order), but to actually torture a brother because he killed a muslim saracen, it's beyond belief ! In that period, killing a saracen was something to be proud of, since the Europe was under siege by their hands.
- A templar master who is the lover of the queen of France ? Pure insanity, really, that's not only idiotic, but it's extremely offensive to anyone who has more than 2 neurons.
The Musketeers (2014)
A very good idea destroyed by the crass inaptitude of the scenarist/producer
I always considered altering the core of a huge classic, pure idiocy. There is no way someone would be smarter than Homer, smarter than Robert Louis Stevenson or in this case, Alexandre Dumas.
Therefore, changing completely a classic story, to the point you can't even figure out it's basic principles, can't be good - no matter from which angle you look at it. And this is exactly what happened with The Musketeers, a huge classic and pinnacle of the medieval adventure concept.
There is a reason Alexandre Dumas' work tingled in a perfect way hundreds of millions of readers. It happened because everything was balanced perfectly, much like in Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island. But The Musketeers is a sad joke compared to the original book. No matter if you are eager to see the titanic strength and hugeness of Porthos or the devilish intelligence of Richelieu, or even the drama where Milady de Winter or Constance Bonacieux die, The Musketeers constantly fails to follow the original story and pursuits another one, without any remote relation to what Dumas wrote. A story created by an extremely inept team that doesn't succeed anything apart of raising some eyebrows in disgust. Sure, some 7-8 year old kids might be happy to see some cheap jokes and intrigues, but that's about it and nothing more.
A total failure, good for nothing. 3 out of 10 in the best case and I'm trying to be elegant.