Reviews

Voyager 1 and 2 are still transmitting location data to NASA. Were either of them headed back to Earth all of a sudden, not only would we know this, but it would probably be yrs to decades of knowing this before either actually arrived back.

Also, neither were built to survive re-entry into an atmosphere. The idea upon design and launch was that they might be found while still in space.

They would burn up upon re-entry. Not land intact, with a record still playing.

Furthermore, apparently the Wadi Desert in Jordan is just a short couple hour drive from Germany. *facepalm*

I think the Director hates ppl and wanted to make something so stupid and insufferably exasperating that it would cause viewers to throw up their hands and end up here...ranting.

Good grief what a complete and total waste of time.

What maniac edited this film, submitted it to test audiences, witnessed them all want to end their lives as a result of enduring this meandering and pointless disaster...and then decided it was still worth releasing it instead of setting the entire film studio on fire?! This is not a movie. This is a series of psychotically arranged vignettes meant to drive the viewer insane.

Nothing ever leads to anything. The two separate stories never connect at ANY point. Regardless of the fact that they are told in a manner attempting to make them appear to want to coalesce at some point.

This is the single worst film I have ever watched in my entire life. Ana de Armas is gorgeous and is one hell of an actress. Keanu Reeves gives a good performance as a tortured and bottled up individual. But all of their effort is for nothing, as the film insists on flushing anything good it might have had going for it...right down the toilet.

And let's not forget an absolutely unnecessarily graphic, brutal, and gut wrenching rape scene thrown in...just for kicks apparently.

If you enjoy being put in a headlock while simultaneously being kicked in the crotch over and over and over again, then this film is for you.

Otherwise, run. Ruuuuuuuuuunnn!!!!!!!!!

Absolute....GARBAGE.

Really? You guys were that lazy that you took the best part of Prometheus, (the intriguing anticipation of what would be found on the planet Shaw & David would eventually arrive at), and flushed it right down the crapper?! We find out NOTHING about who, why, what for, when or anything about the Engineers. All we are treated to are morons NOT wearing Hazmat Suits or Airtight Outfits on THE FIRST planet mankind has ever landed on and found life. Also, NOBODY seems excited AT ALL that there IS LIFE found on another planet. Everyone was amazed in Prometheus. Awed! In Covenant..."meh".

Making David the bad guy and some psycho robot is completely outta f**king nowhere and complete and utter f**king trash.

the movie ruins the idea of the Xenomorphs as some mysterious ancient life form. It ruins Alien V Predator. It ruins the entire Alien franchise. Don't watch it. but if you must, just f**king ignore it and anything it has to say.

Ridley Scott...F**K!....YOU! Retire. Or better yet, jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge.

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SUCK!