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Charmed (2018–2022)
2/10
Such Potential... Yet
25 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I'll admit I'm an OG fan but I was initially excited about the reboot because I was hoping they'd take all the canon from the original and stick to it. The original didn't have everything nailed down and would occasionally forget things it established (Leo said he worked for "The Founders" then next time they were "The Elders") or ignore it for the story (astral projection was a Prue specific power then later any witch could just learn it). With all this lore they could have done an amazing job but they focused far too much on immediately topical issues such as who was the current president and how he's the sign of the Apocalypse. *groan* I was also really hoping that since these were Latina/Afro-Latina witches we would get introduced to new interesting magical systems and spells but they still have the Triquetra symbol (Celtic) and say spells in Latin which they can also say without practising or reading beforehand.

As an OG fan the use of the term "whitelighter" without having the white light orbs was really annoying. I'm also unsure of how this version can claim to be feminist when their male whitelighter kidnaps them, gives them their Book of Shadows, tells them about their destiny, then insults them by saying their powers come from their insecurities. I didn't find any of the "jokes" landed either.

I continued keeping up with the story through all 3 seasons and it never got any better from the pilot unless you like tons of CGI and fashion.

I thought the original got a proper ending so I wasn't looking for a sequel series but I wasn't looking for this either. I wanted a show about witches fighting evil while trying a work/vanish life-balance with a mix of horror and humour. Not sure where the "fierce" or "funny" or "feminist" is exactly in this reboot.
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The Nevers (2021–2023)
2/10
All Over the Place
15 July 2021
I gave up halfway through the pilot. Too many characters, action without any set-up that made you care about the outcome, still hadn't set up the actual story after introducing 40 characters. I'm usually a huge fan of dialogue-free openers so long as they give you an idea of the story. The whole "show don't tell" aspect isn't utilized here. It didn't show anything other than "This is a period piece! Look at us in our fancy clothes!"
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1/10
One big commercial
5 May 2008
Watching this I mainly noticed the ad placements. DHL, Aquawhite Strips, Rockstar and more. It's one product placement after another. It's quite obvious how this movie got its funding. Jessica Simpson's "acting" is laughable. Andy Dick shouldn't ever get work because he plays the same lame character. The "story" is just a backdrop for this very long commercial. I can't believe this movie was even considered for theatrical release. The longer you watch this movie the more you're embarrassed for everyone involved. The only minor saving grace is Larry Miller and Rachael Lee Cook, who gets almost no screen time as Jessica's cousin. I'm embarrassed I watched the whole thing. I would recommend avoiding this one.
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