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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Everything that is wrong with cinema today is seen in this movie
The movie feels like it was written by a ten year old girl hooked on drugs. Cardboard characters are so undeveloped that they should have stayed in authors womb for few more months/years. Bad acting and "I don't care about what is going on" attitude from the actors brings final nail to this movie coffin. There is nothing substantial in this movie, nothing that can teach us something new about ourselves or the world around us, which is quite odd for the science fiction movie. True the cinematography of the movie is first class, but it only saddens me that it is used on such bad material. In the end don't get fooled by this movie. Its only purpose is to take your money with bright lights and a false promise, but it will leave you with a mouth full of ash, wondering why you wasted your time.
Along Came Polly (2004)
Good acting, bad movie
Why, oh, why all newer American comedies must have toilet jokes... You know, a guy walks in a rest room and makes a mess in it... I mean come on is that the best that they can make? Not to mention that in all movies they use the same frisky soundtrack for the funny shots (The minute i here it I know, wow, its gonna be funny, right? => wrong) Not to mention that the most romantic thing in this movie is that a guy eats from the floor for the love of his life... So romantic... What happened to the good old ways of expressing love?
To bad that great acting of good comedians (Aniston, Stiller, Messing) was not used in a better way than this. Surprisingly good role of Claude (Hank Azaria), the scuba diver...