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Reviews
Three Busy Debras: Cartwheel Club (2020)
Who doesn't want to be in cartwheel club??
Holy cow. This is my favorite heroin habit psa to date.
The Grudge (2019)
Not THAT bad
Holy crap, people love jumping on a bandwagon to absolutely drag a movie. I especially doubt many of you actually enjoying the horror genre.
What you were expecting from a nearly twenty year old franchise? I'm seriously surprised they haven't gone to space with Ju-on.
Honestly, this one isn't as bad as the cool kids will lead you to believe. It honestly tells a really nice ghost story with some pretty credible folks infront and behind the camera.
The Call of the Wild (2020)
Finally a movie without animal abuse
To the man who can't watch a Jack London adaptation without seeing an animal suffer, I suggest going out into the snow to feel the elements. No, this movie isn't like watching the Godfather with Minions. Though maybe that would make that "classic" a bit more tolerable and exciting. This isn't the Call of the Wild you get from reading the book. It's more expansive without the weighted sled pulls or the dog fighting, and I'm totally cool with that. There's PLENTY of adaptations that cover this and include that dog abuse you sir were looking for. I prefer this new adaptation to take my children to. Its still sad enough to make you cry without getting mentally scarred from viewing it. Please Hollywood, take a page from this and learn
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
What the hell did I just watch?
I loved the Banana Splits and I love cheesy horror..but this....this is something else entirely. Not enough horror, not nearly enough Banana Splits. Why are they robots? Why a human Banana Split? Seems like they really wanted to do a Five Nights at Freddy's movie and couldn't get the rights.
Lodge 49 (2018)
I tried.
I watched four episodes-- four wasted hours of this show, and I don't know how much more I can sit through. I keep wanting something, anything to happen and............nothing. Even the jokes are stale.
It's the Big Lebowski without Cohen Brother magic, and Wikipedia occultism drizzled throughout. The writing is somehow worse than the acting, and that's saying something. I can't believe AMC wasted money on this.