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Johnny Test (2005)
Cartoon Network Pandering, Perfectly Molded Cow Pie
This cartoon is just awful. One of the biggest problems is the main character and how the show just panders. I hate Johnny Test, SO MUCH. He's self-centered, shallow, obnoxious, and is a terrible attempt at appealing to millennials. Though, it has no lessons and is treating me (and other millennials) like narcissistic butt holes that never clean, have to stick up to "Stupid" parental figures, and have the intelligence of a cheese stick with the personality of greedy, crazy, stupid, and... and... just go watch an episode. I don't want to spend the whole day writing this review so I'll not list everything about Johnny Test's personality. You might think I'm nuts for saying this but I think Teen Titans GO might be slightly better than this. I know this because when I was around 7-10, I LOVED Teen Titans GO but now hate it. On the other hand, back when I was 7-10, I hated Johnny Test and still hate it. The animation is lazy, the main character is ABYSMAL, the show panders, the show rip off elements from other GREAT shows, (The intro, the laboratory, the young geniuses, etc.) and there is nothing to like. Shameful Cartoon Network, just pathetic.
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
SpongeBob used to be great but now is HORRIBLE
Me and my friend (Fabian) rated this a 5/10 because it's good but bad also since after season 3, the original creators left the cartoon. Though, Nick had to ruin it did they. We probably rate it a 9/10 but NOPE, the new writers HAD to wreck SpongeBob's reputation. One of the great parts of SpongeBob is that it might have been random but was still controlled in a way and funny. SpongeBob had such a likable cast and cheery atmosphere. And... and... it was almost flawless! Though, the character's have been flanderized badly. The tone is cruel and evil. Everything is horrible now with modern SpongBob while previously everything had almost 0 flaws. That's why it only gets a 5 star rating. Sorry I didn't really explain much but that's just how it is.
Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (2016)
A Deep, Lively Film that is Truly Incredible
At first, I didn't think I would care about this movie, but when I watched it, everything changed. First, the characters seem so real and fleshed out. Second, it feels more like it is demonstrating life with a few details I'm not going to spoil. Third, it wasn't pandering and was trying to be nice and original. Fourth, this is HILARIOUS!! For being PG, this has more adult jokes than I can think of. Still, it appeals for the younger audience. The characters start off stereotypical but become so 3-d later. Now for my criticism: The principal's defeat didn't feel all that satisfying at all. Second, you would think that the corrupt principal would be forced to resign before the main character went to the school. Did nobody ever complain to their parents about that EVER??? Third & worst of all, the lesson is fine but the fact that they're telling kids should break the authority rules if they don't like the situation their in! Aside from those flaws, it's still a great movie that I recommend for EVERYBODY!!! Trust me, there is comedy for adults & kids that is really funny.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars Episode 1 Isn't THAT Bad
Personally, I despise the hate for this movie and the prequel trilogy in general. Sure it has it's flaws but every movie has some. At least Lucas tried new things in the prequel trilogy and tried to make it enjoyable. There is a few good things to the prequels like: The excellent music, Darth Maul, the final battle, and more. Besides, people seem to hate this movie because it's boring. Well, the part where Palptine is trying to convince the senate that he is eligible for the rank of chancellor can be interesting if you just PAY ATTENTION!!! Also, people think young Anakin Skywalker is annoying for the most stupid reasons ever made. He's not a brat, or a bad kid... SO WHY!!! I'll admit though, Jar Jar Binks is pretty annoying though I just IGNORE HIM! Finally, to anyone who hates this movie... If you don't like it, ignore it and move on with your life, capiche.