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Heroes (2006)
Characters
Hiro is most definitely my favorite character. Nathan and Claire are my least favorite. Nathan is a straight up waste of space and Claire is a spoiled brat. Claire gets more and more annoying as the shows goes on, apologizing everytime she gets someone hurt and then goes right back to reckless brattyness. What a cycle.
The Strain (2014)
Better Choice of Zach
Pretty okay for the most part, wish they'd have kept the first Zach. The first kid was fine, the second one is so unlikeable. A whiny brat, that one. Charlotte is a huge downgrade from Dutch, her mouth is so wide she'd make a great Strigoi.
I do love Fet & Quinlan!
The Invisible Man (2020)
Better Choices
The movie was pretty good, if you can get past the horrible choice of lead actress. Horrible at acting, a punchable looking face (not her fault) and a very woodish performance throughout the movie.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Jean & Professor
Sophie Turner sucks as Jean. She lacks grace and just doesn't fit the character whatsoever. The first kissing scene with Scott was SO awkward. She looked so manly when she grabbed his neck.
James McAvoy shouldn't have shaved his head, he was so handsome and endearing with his hair.
Ink Master: Angels (2017)
Gian was Robbed
Ryan did not deserve the title of Ink Master.
This show is so disjointed, she is even more arrogant in this disjointed show.
She walks around as if she never releases a stink.
0 stars.
Recess (1997)
RIP
Jason Davis (Mikey Blumberg)
1984 - 2020
35 Years of Age
Hereditary (2018)
Genuine
Remarkable. Slow burning. Mysterious. Unsettling. Terrifying.
Cake Wars: Dr. Seuss (2016)
1 Star for the beach better known as Waylynn.
Just when I thought she couldn't get anymore beach-y she proves me wrong.
I understand the cake was horrible but that doesn't mean it's okay to humiliate the contestant. It would be great to see her finished cake work after a timed challenge.
I would've loved to shove that cake down her throat or have her eat the cake with her hands just like the movie Matilda.
60 Days In: Institutional Knowledge (2016)
1 Star Purely for Moanuhlisuh
Monalisa is the ugly annoying "female" version of Joe Gatto. Ruins the entire season.
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Love this movie.
Pretty annoyed they're screwing up the live action movie.
60 Days In: Meet the Participants (2016)
1 star for MoanReleaseHer.
Monalisa is the next Tami, delusional.
If Monalisa ever reads this, you are such an entitled waste of space for thinking her daughter shouldn't have been incarcerated, she was 18 yrs old and on the deans list but you do the crime, you do the time.
Your daughter was arrested for ARMED ROBBERY. You said it yourself, "...she was doing what she had to do to feed that addiction."
She was a threat to others and if she was desperate enough she could've shot and injured or killed whoever she was trying to rob.
Your mindset is ridiculously flawed, I'm sure if she killed someone for drugs you'd still think she shouldn't be incarcerated.
Cry me a river.
60 Days In: Full Inmate (2016)
Rating is purely for Tami.
Tami is T R A S H !
Tami *offers to buy food for everyone*
Also Tami "...I paid for it." "...comes the part that nobody has any money besides me. I'm stuck buying..."
Tami *hypocrite statement about giving to people*
Also Tami "I don't take .... from people"
Also Tami *takes all cake supplies to her cell*
Tami *hypocritical rant about people dragging her into drama*
Also Tami *inserts herself into the drama and plays victim*
Tami *expresses hate for inmates after unnecessary explosion*
Also Tami "They're all just ....... drama."
60 Days In (2016)
Initial thoughts 4 episodes in, Season 1
I'm definitely going to quote some of the ridiculous statements they make, each episode respectively.
s p o i l e r a l e r t :
Tami is a joke. Robert is a joke.
Lunatics.
Minus 1 star for Tami.
Minus 1 star for Robert.
Prank Encounters (2019)
First episode was awesome, high hopes for the season!
Based off of the first episode, I love the concept and layout. It's interesting that they intertwine two unsuspecting prankees, both with different point-of-views/background information. It's an updated version of Scare Tactics with a better host. Love Scare Tactics, can't stand Tracy Morgan.
Kids Say the Darndest Things (2019)
Horrible Host(s)
Let us capture her, Steve Harvey and Tyra Banks in a room and lock the door.
Throw the key.
Melt the key.
Digest the key.
After you have chosen what you will do from the choices above, walk away and live your life knowing you have saved many others from witnessing their pathetic beings firsthand.
Secrets of a Psychopath (2015)
AWFUL acting, AWFUL script, WASTE of time .
I don't see how someone people saw these idiots as great actors/actresses for many reasons:
They pause a lot as if they don't know their lines. I don't know if they're trying to be more suspenseful but they SUCK at it if that's the case.
The script is AWFUL as well. I don't know what tf they were thinking while writing this crap.
The first woman literally looked straight into the camera for a second & was definitely OVERDOING the "seduction" scene. That "dirty talk" was SO ridiculous! I laughed so hard!!
Don't waste your time with this crap or you'll definitely regret it!