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1/10
What a load of ****
31 March 2023
This mostly CGI movie with a now and then mumble grunt coming from Keanu Reeves is not a Crime Action Thriller, it's a Fantasy World Comedy, and is an hour too long, and so bullet repetitive it become more boring than bat ****. Is made for very simple thinking and unintelligent movie standards. Pathetic. Struggled to stay, was yarning my head off, there was nothing real about this movie. The many parents in my cinema taking their 10 year old sons to watch this movie, in a state of Australia with record skyrocketing child crime rate in the headlines the past 2yrs, shows you the type of human moronic intelligence enjoying this rubbish.
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Blacklight (2022)
2/10
LOL...
24 August 2022
Oh dear, they don't get much worse than this *rap... Mr Neeson what are you doing??? The editor boss character and script made this a total comedy, the rest is just cringe funny. If you consider yourself intelligent, even mildly, don't insult it watching this dumb movie.
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The Batman (2022)
10/10
Amazing! But...
5 August 2022
But all the dark violence and brutal killing does not make The Batman a PG rated movie, for your children's sake where is your common sense? With so much violence and killing in our world, especially sadly the totally cooked USA, and here you are promoting it to your children! This movie I thought was amazing but needs at least a M rating, and in countries where they care about their children, an R rating. When it finished I gave it a 7/10 because the cop car roll in the flooding scene at the end was so obvious it was attached to a mechanical arm how it wobbled, like a bad set prank in a theme park ride, but then I saw the cast roll in credits and Collin Farell - Penguine, whaaaaaaat!!!! ... Amazing! 10/10.
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4/10
Disappointed
30 July 2022
All violence, too violent, no fun, so disappointed in this film, the others are so clever and memorable, especially for the laughs and quirkiness, but this latest one has no LOLs, just horrible violence.
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2/10
Silly
5 May 2022
So disappointing.. this movie is just silly, perhaps made solely for very young viewing only. Continuity was appalling for what use to be a high standard of movie making from the Marvel series. I think Sam Rami was a bad choice for directing this, it became Evil Dead meets Marvel Comic. To top it off, the sound was very low or off all together in the back of cinema at Event Cinemas, or it is a normal setting for the sound of this movie, if so, it's a massive flaw, my sound at home from my old amp and flat screen tv is better. I couldn't handle the silly boredom any longer, I left before the end I didn't care what was left or what was going to happen, which to be honest was totally predictable anyway. Only the second movie ever, that I needed to walk out of. Waste of money.
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Ambulance (2022)
6/10
I got bored
12 April 2022
This film made me realise I'm really bored with American over glorified violence, and Michael Bay is really good at it. It also reeked of Transformers... without the aliens. Sorry but I feel like this type of glorified violence in films is so yesterday, haven't we all had enough of living in a violent world? With America seemingly becoming more and more violent, and our world on the brink of possible war, I really don't see how glorifying it helps or excites anybody with any intelligence or maturity today. Maybe it's just me.
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Voyagers (2021)
10/10
Intelligent surprise
5 April 2022
What a great movie! Very intelligent film making, I doubt many would see it's depth and revelations, too intelligent for the dociled masses downing their fluoride drugged tap water and still eating animals. This movie is gold!!!
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Jungle Cruise (2021)
10/10
So much fun and adventure
1 April 2022
Absolutely love this movie watched it twice and caught all the fun gags I missed the first time because I was so caught up in the adventure and gorgeous cast. Thanks for a great fun adventure entertaining movie.. more please :)
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8/10
Almost perfect farm...
19 March 2022
Great movie and achievement, but it is unfortunate your love of nature is still stood over by the unnecessary abuse of Animal Exploitation for the greed of money. You haven't actually achieved "farming in harmony with nature" while you use her sentient life to exploit and abuse. You could be rescuing and homing abused farm animals destined for slaughter after being used and abused for years in the yesteryear animal agriculture and battery farming barbaric industries, and expand on crops like vegetables, herbs, grasses, flowers, etc... Veganism is Right because animal abuse is wrong.

I really hope your love for nature evolves to "connection" with her and that's when we stop abusing her and love and respect all sentient life💚🌏🌱
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10/10
This reality is nothing funny
13 January 2022
Love this movie, this movie is as real as it gets today, there are millions of souls just like the character Selma beautifully portrays, compassionate, caring, the healers, returning and connected... The things the monsters in this world don't have or understand. Amazing movie, thankyou!
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The Path (2016–2018)
5/10
Enjoyable but....
12 January 2022
If only the dialogue in this series had some depth, instead it is so simple it's weak and too focused on child-like drama. Some spiritual depth would go a long way to help this series be at least intelligent.
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1/10
Australia just cant get it right
28 December 2021
I really wanted to like this because of the rare good casting of a Australian production, but it starts getting typically dreary as early as the second episode, then the front newspaper, yes newspaper lol, which no one buys anymore in reality, has a headline story convicting a school teacher with no conviction of being a peodophile striking again! Huh??? Then the guys poor dog needs looking after by a animal hating child, huh??? When the guy and his apartment was being cared for by a caring prostitute neighbor, but that excludes his gentle dog??? Huh??? Typical Australian rubbish turned it off.
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The Undoing (2020)
10/10
Outstanding!!!
5 December 2021
Just brilliant, loved this so much, Nicole you are incredible, you make me proud to be Australian, you're amazing. And Noah Jupe, just brilliant, you're amazing too. What a thriller!!! So good. Thankyou so much 10/10.
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10/10
Love this movie
4 November 2021
What's not to love about this movie, casting perfect, director amazing, most memorable movie I think I've ever seen, and Blake Lively incredible, so beautiful. Thankyou 10/10💚
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9/10
Hmmmm...
2 June 2021
Enjoyed this alot, theres nothing else like it, but geeze depressing...
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10/10
Awesome
16 July 2020
Loving it! Well done you're scaring the pants off me. Music is awesome too. Thankyou
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