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A Teacher (2020)
This show is giving me nothing
This whole genre is over saturated and getting quite tired. The new addition to this genre, that being "A Teacher," is doing nothing for it either. The characters are bland and I do not care about a single one of them. They could replace one of the actors mid season and I would not care at all, and it would honestly spice up the plot more than anything the dialogue has done for the show. On the topic of dialogue, that also lacks depth. The writers didn't even care to pick up a thesaurus to make the characters seem more intelligent. Most of the time all of the words in the sentences are one syllable and VERY VERY predictable.
AND HERE IS THE KICKER!! THIS WAS ALREADY A MOVIE THAT HAD THE SAME WRITER AND DIRECTOR AND IT FLOPPED HARD!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THEY CHOSE TO MAKE THIS INTO A SHOW
Chicken Girls (2017)
BAD
Excruciatingly boring and the acting is horrendous. Did the casting director even care about who would play who? Of course they didn't. Why? Because Brat is a channel about money. You can tell they only care about money. The just shove famous instagram teens with massive followings onto a show with an already bad storyline and hope for the best. And you know what? It worked! So props to them, but could you try harder next time? The main girl character Rhyme is mediocre and passable and probably the best one on the show. The guy who plays TK is bad. He can't act to save his life and talks in the same monotone voice throughout the whole show. Everyone else is bad as well and has no emotion to their voice and even if they do it's too much. All the mean girls have no layers to them. But the one thing that gets me though is the dancing. You'd think for a show about dancing that they'd cast dancers. NOPE YOU ARE WRONG! These girls cannot dance to save their life. They only dance with their arms and they aren't even together. A group of chickens could dance better than them. Oh wait, I forgot it's called the Chicken Girls, maybe that's why they're so bad? So in conclusion watch if you are just aching to see the worst dancing and acting of your life, but it's a solid pass from me.
Total Eclipse (2018)
It's Like a Trainwreck but I Can't Stop Watching
Acting. Bad. Storyline. Bad. But for some reason I can not stop watching this show. The Brat channel is full of a bunch of mediocre shows chock full of Instagram famous tweens and teens. They don't really care about quality or quantity (considering their episodes are only about 12 minutes long) all they care about is the views, and in this show you can totally tell. It's like they didn't even bother trying to make these people better actors they just threw them on the show and hoped for the best. The main characters acting is bad, she shows no emotion to the point where I didn't even want her to have friends because she seemed like she is so boring and moping all the time about how much her life sucks, the mean girl was so cookie cutter Regina George and the only layer she has was that her parents got divorced when she could barely remember, and any of the people with love interests have NO CHEMISTRY. But at the same time it's so bad it's good.