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America's Got Talent (2006)
Good show, Judges Suck
This is a great show with amazing acts and talented people that is super entertaining to watch, but here's my problem, the judges suck. I watch the end of the show and the Judge Cuts every single time and the guy\girl I like who has ACTUAL TALENT loses and the person who has so much less potential wins. Does this seem familiar? It's annoying. The judges should go check their sense of talent, because they're starting to lose it. I mean come on, they let some high school dance thing with unoriginal stories go through and they let a hilarious guy who's jokes land every time lose?!!! WHAT KIND OF B.S. JUDGING IS THAT?!!! That's why I give it 6 out of 10. 8 out of 10 for the acts, 2 out of 10 for the judges.
The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018)
Disappointing
Man, I was just so disappointed. I was expecting this movie to be awesome, especially cause I'm a die hard Sharknado and shark movie fan, but this movie just kind of sucked. At first it was like, okay, you're gonna screw with physics make stuff make no sense whatsoever and have a plot that's confusing as heck, alright, now you're gonna have an ending where everything that's built up within the characters throughout the last 4 movies, not okay. That was a total let down. I'm really disappointed about that. 2 Stars because I like the beginning, but the ending! IT SUCKED!! Well, I guess I'll just have to forget this one and watch the other movies (Besides The Fourth Awakens, that was bad) in laughter and joy.
Three's Company (1976)
Good, Not Great
This show is pretty funny, and does have its share of good and enjoyable episodes, but I just feel that in the show, Mr. Roper is such a jerk, and so mean to gay people that it just bothers me whenever he's onscreen. Also, in the later seasons, Jack lies all the time to his best friends, and Chrissy, Jack and Janet show a friendship where they're good friends, and yet they can't man up enough to tell their friends the cold hard truth and what's what sometimes. That's why this show sometimes bothers me, and that is also why I give it 6 out of 10. Good, not Great.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Couldn't Care Less about this movie
This movie is a crock of garbage. It's confusing, boring and flat out stupid. I was confused through nearly every point in the entire film except for a miniature few. I'm not some jealous guy venting just because he's mad at people who can make good movies, this movie is actually bad. Some of the humor was okay, but the storyline just flat out confused me! This movie had me lost half-way through, and near the ending, I was trying to think in my brain what exactly I just watched. Some guy named Star Lord who lost his mother and there's some blue guy who had something to do with him and hours later he turns out to be one of the most important characters?! WHAT?!!!! This movie made no sense to me whatsoever. Thumbs down.
The only redeemable quality about this movie, hence the reason I gave it 2 stars, is that the characters are well fleshed out. I like the characters. I like their personalities and quirks, and how they appear. They're well made characters! What else can I say? But the problem is that the storyline didn't do it for me. And for me, the most important part is a well thought out storyline that even though some things might not make total sense, the movie as a whole can get you to follow along with at least what the main thing going on is. But with me, I had no sense of lots of important parts in the plot. Some of the effects and characters are cool, but what's the point of a good character if it's not in a good story?
For me, I suggest seeing Avengers: Infinity War. That's a good movie. And with Infinity War, as dark and depressing it was, at least Marvel finally made use of the Guardians characters. Like I said, I loved the characters in Guardians, but I hated the story. With Infinity War, I could watch it and understand for the most part what was going on, and the characters seemed so much more likable and understandable and just good and characters that worked very well with the plot! Infinity War uses the characters as they should've been used in Guardians of the Galaxy. That is all.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Geniously, I mean Dumbly Funny!
I absolutely love this movie! There's pretty much nothing I can complain about. The humor's sharp, hilarious and just plain stupid! I love how Jim Carrey's character is just so hilariously stupid and how he makes such dumb decisions! This is one of the most enjoyable comedies I've ever seen, and for me it passes National Lampoon's Vacation by far by just being hysterically dumb and having lots of fun expressions!
Jim Carrey's character in the movie is enough to make you love it on its own, and adding a great script and laugh out loud jokes, its comedy gold! 10\10. This movie is just amazing. It's got almost nothing that I can truly hate about it. Entirely reccommend it!
Big Daddy (1999)
Another Good Sandler Movie!
Like I say in the title of this review, another great Sandler movie. Adam Sandler plays a very likable character in the movie Big Daddy, and this is an overall great movie. I just don't think it lives up to Happy Gilmore or anything like that. Happy is a much more likable character in my opinion, but I still liked Sonny, who Adam plays. My only critique is the ending. I would've ended it where the boy ends up with Sonny, and not with his actual father, but...I mean, I don't know. I just found Sonny's character so much more of a character you'd want the kid to end up with, and not as much the father and Corrine.
Still a pretty good ending though, and an overall good movie to sit down and watch. Maybe just not hot buttered popcorn worthy. 7\10 for this funny and enjoyable Sandler comedy.
Cute Mario Bros (2006)
One of the best Plush shows ever
Besides Super Mario Logan, this is the best plush channel on Youtube. It's hilarious, and has a sharp sense of humor that just makes you burst out with laughter. I probably laughed like 10 times in one of their 7 minute videos. They are hilarious. It's just a fact. Entirely reccomend watching it.
The Goldbergs: 1990-Something (2018)
Um...this episode is an abomination.
This is the single worst Goldbergs episode of all time. The Goldbergs is a good show, and I appreciate it, although I've felt that the last season has been not as great as some of the very first of its series, but this one is just plain bad. Not okay, but not horrible, no, just bad. This episode is horrible. And for some reason one of the daughters seems to be loosely based on Sue from the Middle. The daughter is very happy and optimistic, and almost 100% like her. It's like if you took Sue and made her younger and with dark hair. That's the daughter. She's almost exactly the same in my opinion. Bad episode. 1\10 for me.
Super Mario Logan (2007)
The Funniest Mario Plush Series on Youtube
Like I just said in the title, this series is the best web Mario plush series to have existed. It's hilarious and edgy, and just lights up my day. Although I don't appreciate some episode jokes that make fun of Jewish people or gay people, I find it overall a very entertaining series.
Coraline (2009)
Scared Me A lot, but I like the animation
This movie freaked me out. It scared me to the point that I was mortified for a year. I very much appreciate the animation in the movie, and it might not be as scary to me now, but I wouldn't recommend this movie to extremely young kids.
*SPOILER ALERT*
And I think by far the scariest part of the movie is that the other mother captures Coraline's mother and father, and also the fact that when a kid comes in and enjoys the world, they wake up in the real world, but when they're afraid of the world, they wake up in the Other World. It was very disturbing and scary that she wanted to harvest the souls of children and eat them.