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The Beautician and the Beast (1997)
Whats Not to Like - Virtually the whole film.
This film is the epitome of the moronic trash that Hollywood is bent on producing. Humor for those who cannot think. It is just another adventure of the illiterate nanny from Brooklyn, that is always more boring than the previous adventure, who should have been fired years ago. I won't spoil the work for you, watching it will spoil your day for you with much more class. I ranks right down there with the garbage from the Wayans brothers, John De Bello of Killer Tomatoes fame, Santa with Muscles, and like visual vomit. I give it a 2 and a half. I could actually go lower but it is hard to believe that there are actually efforts in cinematography that are much worse than Fran Drescher in her over played nanny role. Woody Allen, Monty Python, Marx Brothers, Peter Sellers, now there are the experts of comedy worth watching.
Airplane! (1980)
Humour for those whose blood alcohol level is at the close to fatal level!
I fail to find how anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can find this movie funny. Scenes like the one with air traffic control stating the flight is on instruments immediately followed by a scene with jazz band in the cockpit playing "instruments". SILLY SILLY AND DUMB. Inflatable pilots even dumber. This is not comedy, watching paint dry is funnier. Give me Woody Allen, Monty Python, or the Marx Brothers anyday. The sequel was even more nauseating. Bring a barf bag with you to the theatre you will need it. The funniest comedy ever made no way Jose. I would give that to films like Brazil, Search for the Holy Grail, Bananas, or Duck Soup. At least in these films the script writer is assuming the audience has an IQ higher than room temperature.