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Idi i smotri (1985)
Over rated art house war film
This definitely isn't a bad film, but I feel compelled to review based on its inflated rating. There's hardly any substantial dialogue that makes you find the characters interesting. There's also a lot of over dramatization. It's a movie that's hard to watch but not because of the brutality, it's because the scenes are so drawn out and dull. Platoon came out a couple years after this and Full Metal Jacket 6ish years before so there's not a lack of fantastic war movies from this era. This movie just isn't one. I'm convinced that Russia has nothing to offer in the books and film department (last hundred years or so).
The Old Man (2022)
The Old Man is for old men...
This show is so off the wall and implausible it's hard to finish. It seems like every director and writer in Hollywood has lived such protected lives that there sense of reality is skewed wayyyy out of line. Hardly anything in this show is believable. The dogs are cool, everything else is so cringy that I can't help but feeling that this was written for old retirees who worked in sales for 40 years and now sit around watching Fox News all day. And bridges needs to retire yesterday, he seems out of breath half the time.
The Goldbergs (2013)
The Goldturds
Truly amazing, how did they fit so many unlikable characters into one show? That said, the nostalgia is fun. I hope everyone dies in a plane crash for the last episode.
Honest Thief (2020)
Same as every other Liam movie.
Only reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 2 is because of Tazzies performance.
American Honey (2016)
I guess I don't get it...
Ever wanted to drive across middle America with a bunch of bumbling idiots and not have to leave your couch? Then this is the perfect movie for you! Holy mother of god what a bore. I was patiently waiting for the van to get tboned by a semi so the pain of watching this would end.
Sneaky Pete (2015)
Starts off hot, then goes cold
Season one was great. I loved the premise and storyline. Then all the decent actors disappear and Giovanni is stuck surrounded by a sub par cast and unbelievable story line for season 2 and 3. The characters act like morons until a exigent circumstance arises then they're the most brilliant friggin minds this side of the Mississippi. Save yourself a lot of time and skip this show.