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Beast (2022)
Ridiculous in not really a good way
I was like, "Oh.... Idris Elba, cool!" My first mistake. This movie is over the top crazy in.... I think in unintentional ways. It's hard to tell honestly, because the motivations of literally everyone in this movie are the exact OPPOSITE of what you'd want to do dealing with a ferocious man-eating lion. Spoilers: Idris Elba at one point outruns a lion, and at another outfights a lion. I made a joke during our viewing to my wife, everyone gets in the car, says....ok let's stay in the car, it's safe! Thirty seconds later one out of the three of them are leaving the car for various idiotic reasons. At some point, you have to just walk away from this goofy movie.
The Retirement Plan (2023)
Nic Cage Nic Cage-ing
This is pretty much exactly what you'd expect going into it. Cage is pure Cage, just not really caring and going through the motions in the best way possible. This movie has somewhat big names in it, Cage included which is kind of surprising. The production value seems very low for the aforementioned fairly big names. None of the bad guys are horribly scary or even good at being bad guys. My thought watching this was "these are the least intimidating bad guys I've ever seen in a movie ever." If you turn your brain off and just laugh at Cage doing his thing you will find some enjoyment in this. If you go in with high expectations you will be disappointed.
Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023)
Weird
The best word to describe this movie was weird. I heard someone say it sounded like AI wrote it or something. And that is very true. I don't understand exactly what they were going for, it's like someone saw a movie before and decided to make one but really didn't have any idea what they were doing. Like an alien made it and was trying to blend in with the humans. Nobody was offensively bad or anything acting wise, so of the people in it I wondered what they were doing there as they were "too" famous for such a low production Hallmark channel type movie. Netflix is just shooting this stuff out and canceling good stuff, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I would not recommend this weird movie.
The Royal Treatment (2022)
I'm pretty sure literally everyone's accents are fake
Didn't make it through the whole thing frankly we put it on so we could watch it around our 5 yo. Even he was bored. Yuck don't waste ur time borderline distasteful in the corny stereotypes.
Brazen (2022)
Not the worst movie I've ever seen but close
Ugh really bad acting, bad story just all around BAD save yourself an hour and 36 minutes. Why this is trending on Netflix I will never know. Watch pretty much anything else instead.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Enjoyed it Awkwafina is still unbearable
I enjoyed the movie but she is very cringe. If she hadn't been in it maybe a 9/10! Of the more recent movies this has definitely been my favorite. I would definitely recommend it.
Aftermath (2021)
Terrible
My wife was watching this and I actually put down what I was doing in amazement. Acting was awful, story was CRAZY dumb. Don't waste 2 hrs.
The Voyeurs (2021)
AHHH SYDNEY SWEENEY NAKED
That's clearly what the director was saying. I literally think this movie was made to get her naked. She is naked A LOT.
The Lie (2018)
Average across the board
Average writing, average acting, average story. If you are good with right down the middle this movie is for you.
Cruella (2021)
Bonkers from beginning to end
I don't know what they were on making this movie. 45 mins in the middle is waiting for a dog to take a dump. Really. I won't even mention why. I've never gasped in shock at weird decisions made this much in a Disney movie.
Act Naturally (2011)
An excuse to show naked people
Not much to say about this but: naked people. I legitimately LOLed but not at the points they intended.
Good Girls (2018)
I had it as a 9
I had it as a 9 and changed it to an 8. The first two seasons are good it becomes a chore to watch in late seasons if you ask me.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
I for one welcome our Chinese Overloads
Everyone involved should be ashamed of this commercial of a movie they made. Lebron should be ashamed of that as well as his acting.
Almost Friends (2016)
Meh
Was trying to be deep and artsy and fails at both. Dialogue is stilted doesn't sound like the way people talk in real life most of the time.
Irresistible (2020)
Twas fine
It was fine. Kind of the epitome of not bad not all that good either.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Really goes off the rails
I won't mention anything specific but everything about this movie is ridiculous for one reason or another. Rosamund Pike does the best she can with a batpoop crazy story.
Normal People (2020)
Not bad
I mean I enjoyed it, it's something everyone should see only to make their own opinions about. I feel it's something you either LOVE or feel completely indifferent about. Above average for me!
Floor Is Lava (2020)
Not meant to be taken as seriously as people seem to be taking it
This is a show where people try to avoid FAKE LAVA. So there's people talking about multiple rounds and standings and stuff. My 4 year old will watch it and sit still for a bit. That's enough for me!!
Space Force (2020)
Bad
This is the exact opposite of the Office. And no, that's not a good thing. It's not funny, heartwarming etc. I have to be fair of course I made it to the chimp in space and gave up. Maybe however much more was better, I doubt it
Desperados (2020)
Awkward
I think awkward is the best word for this. It feels like Nasim Pedrad is not horribly comfortable being the star and it makes everything else stilted. They wanted that magic she had with Lamorne Morris in New Girl but no such luck. I would pass if you haven't seen it yet
The White Queen (2013)
Pretty decent
I will say this show is visually beautiful. Strikingly beautiful. It forced me to do some research as far as history goes which is nice. Historically it seems fairly on the up and up but I'm no expert
Euphoria (2019)
Gritting and unflinching
Not for the weak of heart or sensibilities but beautifully done. I won't go into much details its really the type of thing you need to see for yourself
Hustlers (2019)
Meh
I am still trying to figure out how a movie about strippers could be so uninteresting
What Men Want (2019)
Ugh
What a mess. I just cringed the whole time. Don't waste your time certainly not your money
Rough Night (2017)
What a giant pile of garbage
I don't get people and their fascination with Kate McKinnon. She's pretty much unbearable in every way. That didn't help this movie of course, it's just pretty much just bad overall. Acting, writing, etc. If you can watch literally any other movie, please do