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Mr. Jingles (2006)
I cant believe I actually watched the whole thing
I knew this movie was going to be bad, but not THIS bad! I think more money was put into making the cover than the actual movie. This is beyond bad. I mean, every second of this film is crap. The acting is so poor that its funny.. Well its funny at first, but after a few minutes it just gets annoying. Its like the actors try to be bad on purpose or something. Or are they all really that lacking in talent? I don't know, and i don't care. I wouldn't even call this a movie. They tried to make one, but they failed. Sorry dudes, better luck next time. Or maybe it would be best if there were no next time. Do not watch this movie. Seriously. Stare at the wall for an hour and a half or something instead.
Creep (2004)
This movie sucks
First of all this movie is not scary. It has a few nasty scenes, but nothing that'll keep you up at night. Second of all the story is extremely lame. At the end of it the viewer is left with more questions than answers. Who the hell is that freak monster living in the sewer, and how the f* did he get there?! He also looks ridiculous, and his screams are just laughable. And yeah, some of the dialog in this flick will make you cringe. It's truly awful. Most of the time this movie doesn't make sense. I cannot believe that anybody would give this movie more than five stars. Trust me. It's bad! Check out The Descent instead if you're into monsters underground.