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Maestro (2023)
3/10
The art of boring
16 February 2024
What was the point of this biopic? Having given up the film around the hour mark (so just under halfway), Bernstein seems to be leading a charming life full of good luck, talent, and happiness. The problem is that it does not make for a compelling story. This film is boring. Yes, the makeup is amazing. The sets and costumes feel authentic, but the story is utterly devoid of engrossment.

There were opportunities when you thought the film would add some pathos, but nope, they got nipped in the bud. Bernstein gets his break in 1939, and being Jewish, you would think they could make something of that, but WWII comes and goes without even a mention, and Bernstein's career goes from strength to strength with little disruption. The issue of whether Bernstein should rename himself Burns so that his Jewishness would be dropped to make him more acceptable to his WASP audience was not explored and it was dropped as quickly as it was raised. Then the question of his bisexuality comes to the fore, but that does not seem to be an issue for Mrs. Bernstein (granted it was at this point I gave up on the film as I was fighting going to sleep).

This biopic answered nothing of interest. In appreciation of the Critical Drinker:

Was Bernstein a born genius, or did he study his backside as a student? Don't know.

Did we see Bernstein plough away at making music, or did it just come to him? Don't know.

Where did Bernstein get his passion for music? Don't know.

Was Bernstein at the top of his class, did others get in his way? Don't know.

What were his political views? Don't know.

Did Bernstein have any enemies? Don't know.

What did Bernstein make of the music revolution of the 1950s with rock'n'roll? Don't know.

Who were Bernstein's musical heroes? Don't know.

Apart from chasing Mrs Bernstein and becoming the talk of the town, do we know why he became so famous? No.

I came into this biopic knowing very little of Leonard Bernstein, and I came away knowing nothing more. I am glad Mr. Bernstein had a charmed life in the hour I watched, the problem was I got nothing from it.
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Saltburn (2023)
7/10
The Talented Great Gatsby Revisits Brideshead.
17 January 2024
Get a bowl and throw in the ingredients from The Talented Mr Ripley, The Great Gatsby, and Brideshead Revisited. Stir. Bake. What you get is Saltburn.

By itself that is not a bad thing. Overall, I really enjoyed the film as it had elements of mystery and second guessing throughout. Emerald Fennell does an excellent job in keeping the viewer uncomfortable and sympathetic at the same time for the character Oliver who is magnificently played by Barry Keoghan. Some sleuths out there will have jumped the gun and rushed to the conclusion by the time the second act starts, but that is not to take away the great play of words and set pieces.

The 4:3 aspect ratio is an excellent decision because it is used perfectly for framing faces and given most of this film we are staring at either Oliver or Felix (Jacob Elordi), the aspect ratio focuses our gaze on their nuanced performances. The film is all about characters (and an amazing mansion) so widescreen is not necessary. I guess I like the 4:3 aspect in some films now. I also found the cinematography to be very good with great use of lighting and shadow.

I would have awarded the film a higher rating if it was not for the fact the relationship between Oliver and Elspeth (Rosamund Pike) was not fleshed out more in the third act. If anything, the film could have benefited from an additional ten minutes to establish why Elspeth so much needed the company of Oliver when all we had to go with was that she was emotionally cold (or has the facade of one). I did enjoy the payoff but felt it was all a little rushed towards the end. It required the viewer to make a lot of assumptions and to fill in the gaps.
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The Mercenary (1968)
6/10
A violent bloodless revolution (without a cause). Still fun.
31 December 2023
The 1960s really did produce some remarkable Westerns that categorised them into the "cool" factor. You would be hard pressed to draw a line between Franco Nero and Terence Hill, actors who tried to break out of the mould defined by Clint Eastwood yet embodied his style and stoicism.

This is an enjoyable Western, but it did have numerous short comings. It is quite a violent film with a death count that probably exceeds a hundred, but it is all bloodless. The story ends really strongly with an hombre-on-hombre shootout that is worthy of The Dollars Trilogy, but it does take some time to get there with a plot that at times is a little confusing. The character of Paco Roman (which always reminded me of the aftershave Paco Robanne) kept on calling himself revolutionary, but I could not muster what his revolution was all about. I guess the revolution was a guise to play a bandit.

Franco Nero is brilliant as the quick draw smart alec Sergei Kowalski (the Polak) who has some of the most amazing blue eyes I have not seen since Paul Newman or Robert Redford. He was seriously handsome in a rough rugged sort of way. As I said there were times I could not tell him apart from Terence Hill who played a similar character Nessuno in My Name Is Nobody. The acting all round was very good and I did enjoy seeing Jack Palance play a somewhat effeminate villain with one of the best wigs I have ever seen on celluloid. That wig alone should have got its own billing. The direction by Sergio Corbucci was also good and imaginative.

For me the plot could have been tighter. I found the film needed more humour and less violence. I felt kind of sorry for all those innocent soldiers that were gunned down in their dozen.

The best bit of the film must be the music by Ennio Morricone. That man was a genius. Check out the soundtrack on Spotify. Simply divine.
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2/10
About as British as baseball
23 December 2023
Everything that made the first film so special has been sucked out of it for this sequel. Instead of eccentric British humour, we get sanitised American comedy. Instead of an original take on the prisoner of war camp, we get almost two hours of bland, unoriginal, seen-it-all-before yarn. To make matters worse, they replaced Mel Gibson and Julia Sawalha voices while retaining some of the original cast from the first film. That is stupid and very cynical by Netflix, which obviously replaced Gibson and Sawalha for political reasons.

Although on the surface it has the hallmarks of a Aardman production, it completely smacks of Netflix corporatism. It is about as British as baseball. Everything about it felt ordinary and bland. Surprisingly, for an animated sequel, it also suffered from all the usual problems a second film encounters. Everything is bigger but less rewarding. Like most sequels, it also suffers from being a rehash of the first movie, but with diminishing returns.

I laughed out loud twice, and both jokes is when Nick and Fetcher were trying to figure out how to drive the truck. That was it. Two jokes in one hour, forty minutes. It was directed by Sam Fell, who really needed to get back to what makes British comedy work. Maybe he was constrained by Netflix who needed him to make a film that would appeal to an international audience? I am just glad this was not a Wallace and Gromit film. This film really needed Nick Park's grounded humour, and we got none of that. I was hard-pressed to think this film was set in Britain at all.

Also, what is it with Netflix's obsession with making everything look like Squid Game? (yeah, we know that is superb S. Korean production and you bottled lightening with that one, but give it a rest!)

Overall, it was a huge disappointment. One viewing was enough. I watched it with my 9-year-old son, and he gave it a 5/10. That pretty much sums it up.
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Hussy (1980)
5/10
What was that ending!
20 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I caught this on Prime, and it looked intriguing because Helen Mirren is an excellent actor.

It was like watching two differing films that were split exactly at the halfway mark. The first half is definitely better, as it follows the conventional story of a man falling in love with a prostitute and dealing with acceptance, then jealousy, then control. The film then becomes something else in the second half. It focuses on a drug deal that is probably one of the easiest deals ever to go down in cinematic history, has a somewhat justified murder, and then ends with the most bizarre arguments I have ever seen.

You really have to watch that ending! Given that I have added this review to Spoilers, I want to talk about ending. That "OK" right at the end of the film made me laugh and confused at the same time. We just witnessed Beaty and Emory fight about their future together to run away from the law and to seek a new life elsewhere, only for the clincher to be whether Beaty's son wants to stay home because he was made captain of the football team. They argue and argue and argue, only for Beaty to insist to her son that they are going away. Her son notchy shrugs his shoulders and says, "OK". Then off they go, laughing all the way to Heathrow.

I must admit, I did laugh out loud because my eyes were telling me something, but my brain refused to believe it. Can the stakes get any lower!

Overall, I did enjoy some solid acting from Mirren, Shea and Angelis (who was superb as the scary Alex). It was great to see London again at the cusp of the late 70s / early 80s.

It is a shame the film ended on such a bum note. The second half needed a tighter script with higher stakes at play.
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Wonka (2023)
3/10
Not a prequel. It is a standalone in its own Wonka universe.
15 December 2023
A prequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is an enticing idea, especially if the film is a prequel to either the 1971 or 2005 film. It should not be a difficult endeavour provided there is consistency to one film or the other. The problem I found with this film is that the setting has the Germanic vibe of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory but Timothee Chalamet is channeling Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Apart from the Johnny Depp's Wonka impersonation, there is nothing in this film that is related to that 2005 film. The backstory of the dentist father and the origins of the oompa loompa are dropped for something different. Shame. I would have liked it if this film was set in that universe. To add to the disappointment we did not get a story that is set in the 1971 universe either as the character of Slugworth and the people are completely different as well. Put it this way it is a film very much for 2023. I mean if you are going to do a prequel, at least try and be consistent with that 1971 universe.

There are some positives. I found Timothee Chalamet charming and a great fit for the role. Some of the jokes landed, but not enough to warrant a comedy (in the full house I saw it in, no one laughed out once). Paterson Joseph was fantastic as the villainous Slugworth. It was also great to see Tom Davis get more screen time (a very underrated actor). Hugh Grant was probably the best bit of the film and it is a shame we did not get more of him. The dancing was also fun to watch.

Unfortunately, for me, most of the songs did not land. The story was also lame and the character of this young Wonka did not gel with the craggy, somewhat mean, reclusive character we know when his chocolate ideas get stolen. To be honest I was somewhat bored by it. I checked the time twice as I felt it was 20 minutes too long.

It is not a film I would see twice after loving the first two movies. I came away disappointed as it was not the prequel I had hoped to see.
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8/10
A perfect mix of goofiness and a spaghetti western
1 December 2023
The music brought me to this film.

The fantastic theme song by Ennio Morricone is just perfect. I heard it played on Mark Kermode's film music show on Scala Radio and I thought I need to see this film, and I am so glad I did.

The "fishing scene" has one of the best opening scenes of any film I have seen. Henry Fonda playing it cool (as ever) watching Terence Hill clowning about with a fish, and with that music, sublime.

The story is decent as well. I liked the idea of a sharpshooter ghosting his idol in the hope he will go out in a blaze of glory because he deserves no less, and it was simple and fun to watch. The "antagonist" being over 100 men, the "Wild Bunch" who are galloping from scene to scene with a spoof of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries, is bonkers and hilarious. That about sums up this film; it knows its being silly, but the fascinating thing is many elements follow staple Sergio Leone filmmaking. Close up of faces, ticking clocks, and dialogue that is (badly) dubbed are all here. When you think this film will be one thing, it about turns and becomes something else. It is an excellent mix of pathos and comedy.

Watching Terence Hill and Henry Fonda bounce off each other also helps, as both are easy on the eye, and you feel there is some chemistry between the two actors.

Not everything works. The fast-motion camera works as an excuse for fast movement, which looks daft. The hall of mirror scene was too long, and the storyline of Sullivan (Jean Martin) was underdeveloped. With that said, some of the comedy still works (there are a lot of Western in-jokes), and it is also great to see actors such as Mario Brega and R. G. Armstrong who make a welcome appearance in spaghetti westerns.

This film could not be remade today (if you watch it, you will know why). It is very much a film of its decade, but it has not lost any of its shine, especially if you like to see Westerns brought down a peg or two.

By the way, did I tell you the music is simply brilliant.
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6/10
"The kids are in the car"....
1 December 2023
Films about alcoholism are never going to be easy to watch, but what makes this film special is that we see the full effects of the selfishness and path to destruction alcoholics do to their loved ones.

If you have ever been in the presence of a drunk, when you are sombre yourself, you have probably seen the worst aspect of that person, which can often come across as either boring, bullying, or downright nasty. To the credit of this film and the excellent acting by Mark Burns, all of these characteristics are explored in the film. By the end of the film, your heart goes out to little Winnie (Beatie Edney) who deserves a far better dad, whom she believes is her uncle because of the shame that Bernie (Mark Burns) has brought onto his family.

This film has the otherworldiness that Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory suffers from. It features British actors, talking in English, but the film was done in Denmark. It kind of works in a weird parallel universe sort of way. It is not really important because the story counts more.

Anyone who has kids knows the dreaded feeling of trying to kill a day while finding ways to entertain them. So spending a rainy day at the beach just to get out of the house is something parents can relate to. The cameo of Peter Sellers (credited as A. Queen) and Graham Stark was light relief the film really needed because, from then on, it becomes a catalogue of distressing episodes as Bernie self-destructs.

The scene when the selfish parents join Bernie in the pub and leave the kids in the car says a lot about the 70s. Different times. A different world.

A powerful but sad film. I am glad I caught it on Netflix.
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5/10
Learned almost nothing about the man
27 November 2023
Being a child of the 70s I grew up wit Ray Harryhausen films, which were a staple of Bank Holidays and Christmas telly. Everyone who has worked with the gentleman have said just that, that he was a gentleman. A sweet, passionate man who cared deeply about people and his craft. Ray Harryhausen was a true credit to film makers.

I found this documentary just merely catalogued his films, based around a series of interviews he gave in the 90s. It also included a whole bunch of film makers, talking heads all saying how marvellous that he had inspired them to work in the industry. Well, I wanted to know about Ray Harryhausen, not about why they felt inspired.

I came away learning next to nothing, I might as well have read his filmology on this website for all the use the documentary served. His Wikipedia bio was more insightful.
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6/10
Caroline Munro and some other actors
18 November 2023
This film has the amazing and stunning Caroline Munro, and some other actors. The plot is not important because Caroline Munro is in it in all her wonderful loveliness.

To be fair Tom Baker is brilliant in camping it up and we get his winning smile, which always lights up the screen. We also get Martin Shaw and every time he saves the day, the theme tune to The Professionals pops into mind. I read in Trivia that Robert Shaw (no relation to Martin) plays the Oracle, so after Jaws, we get the second best monologue scene from Robert Shaw. All of this pales into insignificance once Caroline Munro enters the film because she is just lovely.

What is there not to love about this film? Superb stop-motion special effects from Ray Harryhausen, amazing monsters (including a monster bash up), an Arabian romp, wonderful technicolour cinematography and Caroline Munro. Kids today will probably find it too slow and a bit ropey, but given its age and to whom it will appeal to (i.e. Dads) all we need is Caroline Munro, and that's good enough for me.

No Arabs were hurt in the making of this film. In fact, come to think about it, I don't think there any Arabs in this Arabian tale at all.
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3/10
Done better in other films.
16 November 2023
I get what the director and writer Isabel Coixet was trying to accomplish with It Snows in Benidorm. The idea was to create an ethereal story about a fish-out-of-water gentlemen who gets a new lease of life. The story about finding a missing brother is just a McGuffin. Nothing is resolved and that story just plays in the background as an excuse to meet new characters.

The problem with the film is not just the pacing but the idea that there is a degree of other worldliness with Benidorm. Lots of the shots are done in slow-motion with an esoteric soundtrack, to imply importance or mysticism. These are done when we watching a hen party, the nightlife or when Alex is seeking out Peter or visa versa. It is basically trying to be like the film Babel or Disconnect, but unlike those two films, ISIB has nothing to say.

This is a great shame because Timothy Spall is an amazing actor and in here he is wasted. The film either needed to be one thing or another. It either had to be about Peter trying all avenues to find his missing brother (think Get Carter) or it had to be about a shy reclusive man finally coming out his shell (think Being There). With the juxtaposition of the two story lines, it does not satisfy either one.

Finally the character of Peter did not feel real. As a deputy bank manager, Peter comes across as too naïve to feel credible. There was also a bit about a Spanish poet that obviously means something to Coixet but left me indifferent.

Also I very much doubt any Spanish taxi driver would be remotely interested in talking about Brexit, a subject even the Brits are fed up talking about.
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Christine (2016)
7/10
A sad story that is probably quite common
4 November 2023
I have a confession to make. I saw this during the Halloween period and wanted to watch the classic horror movie Christine from 1983. Instead I saw this film and by serendipitous good luck came across a powerful and sad drama that made me cry (to confuse matters this drama is set in the late 70s and is filmed with a filter to make it feel authentic. When a possessed car did not turn up around 20 minutes in, I knew then it was a different film!)

This is a powerful film because it tackles depression and lost hope but does not dwell in the melancholy of the situation. The ending is tragic and it dawned on me that Christine Chubbuck death was probably the provenance for the story in Network which followed 2 years later.

Rebecca Hall is supported by a wealth of talent and the acting is excellent from everyone. It felt so real, like watching a fly on the wall drama.

I am glad I saw this film because it reminded me that people (and I include myself) may look OK on the outside, but they could be screaming in the inside. A lot of dramas avoid mental health and well being because in many quarters it is still considered to be taboo, but more films like this need to me made and watched.
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Devs (2020)
9/10
A cerebral show that just made the landing...just
27 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is a superb cerebral show that often made me think about cause and effect, parallel universes, and whether free will or set destiny is actually a thing. To its credit, it does not once try to dumb down the science fiction to cater for slower or bored minds.

When watching it, it reminded me of a novel by Stephen Baxtor and Arthur C Clarke called The Light of Other Days, which followed the similar concept of seeing into the past (with the use of wormhole technologies) and how that impacted society. Of the two, this is a better story because it also covers the implication of knowing the near future and whether we have free will to act against something that is destined to happen. Very clever; well, at least it makes you think!

Towards the end, the show painted itself into a corner on why the machine stopped seeing into the future. The show had to "end" one way or another, and I guess the fact that Lilly chose free will to disrupt the algorithm is something, but ultimately it felt a little unsatisfying. Finding a "good" ending was going to be really tough, given the premise of the show. Say that I liked the very end when both Forest and Lilly were aware of their own simulation inside one of the machine's algorithms. That is a pretty smart way to wrap it up.

I would definitely see this again and buy it on Blu-ray or 4K if it ever gets released.

Also, how refreshing to actually watch a one-off show with a beginning, middle, and end.
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The Creator (2023)
6/10
Great visuals, the story is nonsensical.
6 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Visually spectacular. Tonally, a mess.

The last 30 minutes had studio scissors all over the place. I suspect a directors cut would make for a better viewing.

The problem I had with this film is that half the world building is simply amazing from suicide AI bombs to downloading someone's brain to a spaceship missile launcher, but the second half made zero sense with robots that eat, sleep and wear clothes, to none of the AI using their technology to their advantage like Bluetooth communication to infrared to better tactical awareness. The robots acted and behaved as humans, making our fear of AI meaningless.

Also how does a robot grow? That was just plain dumb. What is going to do - grow metal?

Its a let down on what could have been a huge potential and an amazing film. Its like going to a restaurant and having an amazing starter and premeal cocktail, only for the main course to be meh and awful dessert.

I will not bother to re-watch. The acting was excellent by the way.
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Fifteen-Love (2023)
7/10
A compelling drama let down with a rushed ending.
26 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is a good story, but it has a rushed final episode that leaves two important questions unanswered, to its detriment.

The acting, music and script are all excellent. The characters feel fleshed out and real, even if the tennis sequences feel somewhat janky but that can be overlooked given we are watching actors not athletes. Some of the crowd CGI was also a bit ropey (note to directors, it is OK in keeping to close shots). On a personal note, it was great to see David Troughton (always a favourite). Aidan Turner and Ella Lily Hyland put in admiral performances.

The story had a nice twist as you try and fathom out if Justine is being a jealous vindictive person or someone psychologically damaged from a traumatic ordeal. I liked the fact you were guessing up until the end, which brings me to some of the issues with the show.

The character of Polly who was pivotal in bringing down Glenn was introduced in the final episode. That is insane. A better idea would be to bring the mystery of who was Polly earlier on and to play on that theme. It all felt a little rushed. The resolution of the show did not address what happened to Glenn's wife and kids and whether Luisa kept the baby. I presume we, the viewers, just make up our own conclusions. I came away thinking either the show ran out of money or the script writers just wanted a "happy ending" and avoided the issue of whether Luisa had an abortion or not as that was too divisive (so they can sell it to the Americans).

On a side note, IMDB - I don't get your algorithm. For the top cast, Aidan Turner does not even make it into top billing, and he is the second main character. Bizarre!
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Delorean: Back from the Future (2021 TV Special)
7/10
Excellent documentary
21 July 2023
This is an excellent insight into the rise and fall of Delorean.

The forward and backward jumps in timeline of John Delorean's life to explain his motivations and decision making was a clever nod to Back To The Future without once mentioning the film (which is a shame because, lets be honest, if it was not for that iconic car in that film, the collapse of the DMC would have been less memorable).

The documentary did make me want to find out more and did leave some unanswered questions, such as why the car experienced design faults (was that to do with the factory or the parts or the blueprints?), what happened to all the embezzled money in Switzerland and why did the FBI set up Delorean (was he an easy target, did Delorean come in half way through the drug deal, how did John come to know these people?).

In a way that is a sign of a good documentary, it left me wanting to know more but still satisfied that I learned a lot.
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5/10
Six Minutes to Bomb Time!
27 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
When watching old movies is it fair to be overly critical given the time when they were made? After all, films reflect the technology and film style in the time that they are made, unless a director, like Stanley Kubrick, pushes the envelope.

No doubt when War of the Worlds hit the cinema screens in 1953 it astonished audiences with its gritty depiction of aliens' hell bent on destroying the very planet they wish to colonise. The floating machines, the heat ray, the green laser blasts, the scary looking aliens with technicolour eyes and the phallic camera would have been quite terrifying for many viewers, back in the day. While all these elements work, the film is severely let down by a terrible script, wooden acting, and awful set designs.

To its credit the film sticks to the plot beats of the novel and even had the endorsing from the HG Wells family, but the script is terrible. Some of the things people said and did comes across as unintentionally funny. The pacing is also uneven. The first thirty minutes, before the machines let loose, is a bit slow with an unnecessary narrative of why the Martians chose the Earth and establishing characters with a rushed romance between a teacher and a "mature" student. It was the 1950s after all. Once the Martians attack, it was over before it began. When the military realised nothing could stop them, not even "the A Bomb", we were given a montage of World War II stock footage of burning cities and people running away. It came across as a bit cheap.

I did like the fact that towards the end, when all hope was being lost, people turned into mobs, and it was everyone for themselves. Very acute. But that is the problem with the film, for every one thing it did right, it was offset by some silliness, such as the hordes of people waiting to watch an atomic explosion, as if they were at a concert. Utterly bizarre. Or when the press finally got to question the military as to what was going on, the very first question was on the whereabouts of our hero scientist, a question that would have been nonsensical to anyone else but us viewers. Or the "bomb time" countdown. Or the fact all the scientists and military near the nuclear explosion had radioactive dust on their faces and clothes and were brushing it away like dandruff.

The technicolor looks magnificent and I would recommend watching this on 4K.
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The Lovers (1958)
6/10
What about Catherine?
27 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
If there is one thing the French love to do more than making love, it is talking about being in love. You can quite safely categorise Les Amants in this genre.

As we follow the rich but self-induced dull life of Jeanne Moreau beautifully played by Jeanne Tournier, many questions are asked of the audience. Is her cuckold husband either oblivious of her affair with a polo player in Paris or too weak to put a stop to it? Either way he does not treat Jeanne badly, he is just boring. We get two scenes with Jeanne's daughter, Catherine. The love between mother and daughter is established, but there does not seem to be any internal conflict in Jeanne that her actions, especially towards the end of the film, would put that relationship at risk. Is Jeanne just selfish to the point she is careless? The story seems to imply that.

What the film triumphally does well is broach the subject of the dizzy happiness we feel when we are in love or think we are in love. Rational thought gets thrown out of the window, replaced by dreams of endless happy life. The sex scene between Jeanne and Bernard is one of the most honest and romantic depictions of what feels like when you go through the early stages of love. To the film credit it did not need to add any more lust to the scenes. Given such scenes were verbatim anyway, being the 1950s the film was subjected to censorship, it still did a great job in being provocative.

Personally, I found the film to be a little wanting. A much more interesting story would be the follow up. When Jeanne and Bernard drive off to their new beginning at the final scene, what became of them? Jeanne character towards the end feels like an antithesis to her desire for a cosmopolitan rich lifestyle which was established throughout the film. She is romantically involved with Bernard because he feels exciting, for now, but what happened the day after? When she comes to terms that this new man in her life has no money, what then? I found there were no consequence, or stake, to decisions made. It was as if all the characters could not think beyond the end of their nose. The film spent its entirety about how life is boring and when can I get my next shag? The film took the easy way out. It established all the elements of a classic showdown between a wife, a husband, two lovers and a friend who accomplices the affair, and did nothing with it.

The film is masterfully directed, beautifully shot (even if it does an obvious day for night) and instantly transports you to an innocent time long gone. Put it this way, its certainly French.

I just felt bad for Catherine. Her mum quite literally up sticks and disappeared. Was she Okay? Now, "that" is a film worth watching.
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Saboteur (1942)
3/10
Clunky and dated - sorry Hitch
1 June 2023
This film has not dated well. Its full on clunky. Hitchcock does a relatively decent job in directing a story that is unfortunately lacklustre, with a ropey script and awful acting.

To its credit it does have the usual Hitchcock tropes of exaggerated internal sets for outdoor scenes, the hero gets the girl, people clinging on to ledges for dear life and famous landmarks which make an appearance at the climax of the film. This time the honour went to The Statue of Liberty.

Apparently, the film did poorly at the box office when it released, and I can see why. The evil doers are all lame. The police and authorities come across as nitwits and the two heroes are not very charismatic. Robert Cummings in this film cannot act. There is a scene when he is just beaming along as an old kind blind man elaborates on the virtues of the American justice system. It comes across as dumb today and probably idiotic back then.

The biggest issue is the script. Some lines are so cringeworthy bad, they come across as unintentionally funny. I laughed out three times because I could not believe what I was hearing. At one point I kept on thinking of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, it was that bad.

To think this film was made at the same time the Nazis were tearing Europe apart is utterly baffling. The film is a missed opportunity of seismic portions. The most damning thing to say was that it was neither inspiring, or thrilling, and this is coming from a person who adores Hitchcock's work, post 1940s.

One viewing was more than enough. Sorry Hitch!
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9/10
Another 70s classic. They really don't make them like this anymore.
24 May 2023
The film feels like a blend of Nicolas Roeg's Walkabout (1971) and Luchino Visconti's Death In Venice (also 1971). The amazing cinematography by Russell Boyd is mixed with some beautiful classical music by Mozart and Beethoven, panpipes by Zamfir and an original score by David Appleyard. The music is perfect. I do like the fact a lot of films like these from the 70s used classical music instead of bland original scores.

Picnic in Hanging Rock will not be for everyone. The film can be described as slow, but I found the pacing to be just right because like Walkabout and Death in Venice, it tells a story through dreamlike imagery. The imaginative direction by Peter Weir creates a sense of other worldliness. The story straddles reality and an ethereal feeling of magic or spiritism. I like the fact you are trying to figure out what is going on as the characters on the screen.

I read that the ambiguous ending left many frustrated or annoyed, but the story really is not about the missing girls per-se, it is about the after-effects of their disappearance. The film is about how people deal with the consequence of a seismic event.

The casting is excellent. I especially enjoyed watching Rachel Roberts as the crusty Mrs Appleyard, Anne-Louise Lambert as the esoteric Miranda, Margaret Nelson as spooky Sarah, Wyn Roberts as Sgt Bumpher and Christine Schuler as Edith, a girl we have all met once in our life. They are all superb.

It is a haunting film and a credit to the Australian film industry.
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6/10
A review based on watching the entire first season
24 April 2023
There is so much that this show does right and so much it gets wrong. The half hour format is perfect given the pace of the show. One-hour lengths will have stretched the patience of a lot of viewers. The acting and the characters are excellent. A special call out to Billy Crudup (Jack), Alison Pill (Myrtle), Dewshane Williams (Herb) and Matthew Maher (Lester) who all look the part and feel at home in that world. The intro music is very catchy and superbly fits with the kitsch retro vibe of the show. The plot, although simple, is a clever way of doing something with this alternative universe, but this is where the show starts to show its issues.

The pacing is way too slow. At best this should have been 6 to 8 episodes. The mid-season twist is excellent, but it took a little too long to get there and we (the viewers) were one step ahead of the reveal anyway. The second half of the show is far superior compared to the first half; the problem is that many people will have stopped watching it by episode 3.

The biggest issue I have with the show is the world building. The 1950s science fiction setting is a brilliant concept. A live action version mash up of the Jettisons and Fallout 4 is both interesting and original. Given today's CGI, it should also be an amazing site to behold, but the show does not follow through with the conviction of a pop futuristic world it sets up. It opts out from showing us anything new that we did not see from episode 1. The fact the show had a limited number of sets is also telling. There were about half a dozen sets that were used constantly. The world building collapsed by the limitation of the budget.

Would I see season 2 (if it gets commissioned?) - yes but I would be expecting a lot more than we got from season 1, which does not require a repeated viewing. Overall, I was disappointed. It had so much potential, but ironically for a show that could offer us unlimited imagination it came across as too constrained.
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8/10
Universal avarice is the nature of humans
17 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Upon listening to Mark Kermode's review of this film, he simply did not get it. Kermode stuck to the easy interpretation of the film, that the rich suck. Although the film touches upon the irresponsible, anathema of the rich, it goes way deeper than that in the third chapter when the survivors are on the island.

In a story reminiscent to the 1957 film, The Admirable Crichton, roles are flipped when the unskilled rich play second fiddle to the survival skilled poor. Here the power dynamics shift as Abigail uses her new dominate role, afforded to her by her survival skills, to take advantage. It began with food, than with sexual favours, followed by feeling masterful which comes from being the maternal leader at whatever cost. They say power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. This film perfectly exemplifies this condition.

This film is about avarice. From Yaya's manipulation, to the rich guests' gluttonous lifestyle (which fate has a glorious way of vanquishing) to Abigail's exploitation of her position on the Island. Each of us plays to our strengths to survive, a statement that was made by the capitalist Russian Dimitry. Everyone was playing a game to survive, from lying to manipulation. They all appreciated that their life depended on playing a game of social skill. Whatever it takes.

The second chapter, The Yacht, is both hilarious as a straight-out comedy, but it is also very insightful about the divisions in society. The "lower-class" workers are literally found at the bows of the ship, while the white collar workers are found on the top decks (and who are prepared to put up with the foibles of the rich guests in anticipation of large tips) and who somewhat oblivious to the workers below them. For example Paula (the hostess) did not recognise her colleague, Nelson (the engine room engineer) and could not vouche that he was not a pirate. Then you have the rich, as usual, taking advantage of everyone as play things (the wonderful skint about having a forced swim). It is only the captain who understands the idiocy of the job but he spends his days drunk, uncomfortable with the fact he sold his socialist principles for a comfortable lifestyle.

This film is deep and funny.
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8/10
PTSD that is feels authentic as well as tragic
8 March 2023
There have been many films about the Holocaust and no matter how many times you see these films we will never get close to the true trauma those poor people went through, so empathy can only go so far. What this film does brilliantly is that we get to see what became of a survivor. The guilt, the sadness, the anger and the remorse all play out in this well crafted film by Sidney Lumet.

Rod Steiger was cheated in a well deserved Oscar. His performance is both subtle and powerful. A man who is obviously suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly loses his mind as everyday objects and events keep on jogging his memory back to the concentration camp. The flashbacks, which often in the film are only as long as several frames, is masterful because in many ways that is how we remember. Just single frame images alone can be as powerful as playing out entire scenes in our head.

The sub-plots of an unhappy second marriage and a robbery are there just to reinforce the sense of disengagement Sol Nazerman is experiencing. They may not be essential but they drive home the narrative that Nazerman is oblivious to his surroundings and further more, does not care, until another tragedy strikes home.

The set design of the pawn broker shop to resemble a prison is paramount in the film's core message - Nazerman is trapped both physically and mentally.

Brilliant piece of film making.
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8/10
Think Napoleon Dynamite or Fargo and you will be on the right track
8 March 2023
Going in with no expectation (I did not even know it was a comedy) I was very surprised to find it was genuinely funny with several laugh out loud moments.

For the first twenty minutes it comes across as another French kitchen sink drama - you know the drill, poor workers feeling oppressed by their insensitive managers. Then it turns and the situation set pieces come along and the film becomes amusing than downright funny, but all in a "quirky" gallows humour that some people will either love or hate.

The best way to describe this film is to pretend its in the same universe as Napoleon Dynamite or Fargo. The film has some very dark humour that often revolves around death but at the same time it has superb insights like the tomfoolery of tax shelter shell companies and PO Boxes.

What I liked about the characters is that they are oblivious to their own idiocy and Yolande Moreau (Louise) and Bouli Lanners (Michel) bounce off each other superbly.

One of the best comedies I have seen in some time.
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8/10
An excellent life lesson that doing right does not guarantee justice
19 December 2022
Watching this film and writing this review in the midst of a wave of strikes gripping the UK is quite bizarre. Many would have pigeon holed this as a yesteryear problem, but here we are, in 2022, and the country is experiencing strikes from nurses, postal workers and train drivers. So the film has relevancy all of a sudden.

This is a masterful film with strong direction and excellent acting. The plot about a man doing what he believes is right and who follows his own conviction, as opposed to following the herd is excellent. What takes the story to the next level is the reaction of some of the people who you would expect to be on Tom Curtis (Richard Attenborough) side but use him for their own political agenda. He essentially becomes a pawn in his own destiny. Exceptional writing.

This is a powerful film with many life lessons. It is also very interesting to see the UK at the end of the 50s when sexual liberation was at the forefront of the minds of the young.

Highly recommend.
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