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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Steaming pile
Wow just wow. How far this has fallen. The first movie was great. The second was very good. But there was a tail off after that. But this fourth movie, is a complete pile of rubbish. There's no real people in this movie, only assassin's and people dancing. D. Yen plays a blind martial artist, just for a change! There's no real story line, just fight scenes after fight scenes. The suits are like the protective shields from Dune. Each fight scene is boring as there's no real investment in the characters. John Wick says literally about 8 words in the whole movie. One word at a time, normally just a single name. I can't believe this gets such a high rating. Honestly it was painful to watch.
Gangs of London (2020)
Not for sissy's
Without a doubt one of the greatest shows ever. A little over the top here and there. The violence will turn some of the soft sad sacks off. It's called Gangs of London FFS Go watch love island or some other nonsense. Adrenaline fulled, action packed quality. Good characters, with varying characteristics. I do agree that Sean is maybe not the right choice of actor, but it's acceptable. This show will have you wanting more and more. Two seasons in and I definitely want a third.....4th,5th and 6th etc lol. A million times better than House of the Dragon. Even better than Peaky Blinders, which is average but people seem to love.
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Nonsense gangster movie
Apparently one of their best. If so don't waste your time with any of their movies. Got absolutely nothing on a Godfather or Goodfellas. Fell very flat and I was bored throughout the whole thing.
Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster (2021)
Boring
Honestly about half an hour in, I realized I hadn't laughed once. Tried to call those who question Covid as tin foil hat individuals. Not a good look for a bloke who should be more concerned about heart issues. Not funny, boring and is now strealing a living has on stage.
After Life (2019)
Well done. Brilliant!!
Short and sweet. This show is great for the heart and soul. Not that a soul exists, but the point is still valid. It's such a good show. That at times it will have you tearing up, and at others you're belly laughing. Thank you Ricky. This is getting me through my Covid isolation. It's actually brilliant. Satire gold, from a man who gave the most epic Oscar speech. I thitit was the Oscars anyway.
Wild Wild Country (2018)
Bahgwan going on in Antelope
This was clearly a scam, to generate money from gullible people. However I couldn't help but laugh at how, when people say " he's corrupt and after your money" How is the Government any different. Oh there were poisons. Once again, how is that any different to the government. Murders, once again... government. The problem is, is that Government doesn't like competition. Seemed like a big camp for hippie homosexualities to me.
Bulgasal (2021)
Boring nonsense
The show cares more about a slow motion screen shot, than actually having good dialogue and interesting characters. Slow, boring and nothing makes any sense. I can't believe this gets 8.5 on IMDB. Wish version of the Witcher.
American Gods (2017)
Procrastination and some
The story gets lost in the 1200 tangents, the show goes off in. Had a real premise to be good. But ultimately failed. Pushed the white people are bad angle way too much for me.
I really wanted this to be good, but it definitely isn't. You spend 30 minutes of each episode totally bored. I kept trying, but only made it till halfway through season 2. There must be some award for that.
Father Christmas Is Back (2021)
Father Christmas is wack
John Cleese , Kelsey Grammar. Liz Hurley and some other nobodies. Fail absolutely miserably in this awful mess. This movie is so bad, it could literally destroy Xmas on its own.
There's literally nothing worth seeing in this movie, except for parts of Liz Hurley. If you know what I mean.
The Wheel of Time (2021)
Poor LOTR
There's so many things wrong with this series. Weak acting, boring/uninteresting characters. The dialogue is fairly poor and it hits lots of the wokeness of today.
1) men are bad
2) women are strong
3) extremely diverse for a tiny town, considering travel is tough.
The characters are incredibly dumb and annoying.
It is basically lord of the rings, made by Wish.
Another Life (2019)
Bad but good, but.... really kinda bad
This show is incredibly woke. The acting is fairly awful. A lot of it doesn't make sense. But I find myself still watching. Must be one of the worst shows, that I have ever been hooked on. Roll on season 3 lol.
Rakka (2017)
Give me more!!!
Love the Alien invasion genre. If he started from scratch. Created the world before, the invasion. Generated characters that viewers care about. Then boy, would we have a great show. Needs to add something special/different. As they're lots of invasion style ideas out there already. Don't tease me with 21 minutes, then move on to something else!! This should absolutely be his number 1 project.
Rurôni Kenshin: Sai shûshô - The Beginning (2021)
Great
I love the Kenshin movies. But the attempt to make Kenshin, seem silent but deadly. Leaves him looking as though he's simply on the spectrum.
Stonehearst Asylum (2014)
Shutter Island lite
Kate's beauty is the only reason to watch this. Complete trash otherwise. Watch Shutter Island, and stop there. Ben Kingsley is pretty good to be fair. Ben playing Ben. Just like Shutter Island. Seriously just go watch that instead.
Marco Polo (2014)
Pretty good
Shame it only lasted 2 seasons. Lost £200 million some how. Benedict is brilliant. Enjoyable but short.
Seuwiteuhom (2020)
Good but bad
Got something a about it. Shame the budget, is around 10p. Annoying characters, weird decisions. Nothing really makes any sense. But for some reason I kept watching. I guess hoping it would get better.
House of Cards (2013)
Masterpiece
Yes the show goes downhill, when Spacey leaves. But boy, is it a fantastic show until then. Hands down the best show ever made. Until the woke gi their hands on it. And for what? It appears we live in an age. Where simply making accusations, destroys someone's career. Well done, you completely messed up, the best thing. Since sliced bread. Please create more content, like this. Too much kiddy drivel, about these days. Frank Underwood for president lol.
Black Summer (2019)
Action, Gore, suspension
This is miles better than, The walking dead. Don't bother taking the time. To get to like any of the characters. They just may not be around, for long enough. To even care about. Season 2 is actually better, than season 1. Season 1 is a lot of gore. But season 2, is full of suspension. Edge of your seat. Brains all over the wall action. The odd annoying character here and there. But hey ho. You know they , will be dead soon. Great show. Lots of fun.
The Bad Batch (2016)
Head shake
First half of the movie is fairly good. Then the movie descends into a complete mess. You're constantly shaking your head, in disbelief at how terrible the last 45 minutes are. The last 5 being the worst. What is wrong with the people that came up with this. 5 is generous.
Outcast (2014)
Two terrible actors
Nicolas cage gives the average man hope. That anyone can be an actor. He is truly terrible in this. Hayden Christensen is basically a plank of wood. I would class this movie as a comedy. It's definitely worth laughing at.
Kingdom (2014)
Unknown gem
How is this show, not talked about more often. Good acting, great characters and some gritty fight scenes. Tragedy that it only lasted for 3 seasons. Even though it wasn't supposed to end on that last episode. It was still a fitting episode to finish on.
The Hustle (2019)
A stain on the original
Wow this is bad. I mean really bad. The original is a classic, with better acting and by far much funnier. Thanks for tarnishing a great classic
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Quite un-splended
Incredibly boring. About as frightening as postman pat. Extensive attempt at trying to build the characters. Except for the fact that they are awfully uninteresting. 4 was generous
Medici (2016)
Game of thrones meets Tudor
I am unsure as to how this show went under the radar. It doesn't quite hit the highs of the likes of game of thrones. However it definitely doesn't sink to the lows. I was thrown by the switch after season 1, but quickly got immersed into the second season by episode 2. Well worth a watch in my opinion
Becky (2020)
Key to confusion
Only tiny spoilers here. 13, bonkers, harder than Nazis with a voice of an angel. Her name is Becky. She eats gummie sweats and likes short boats rides with a keen interest in calligraphy and re-face design. Her artwork is perfected through only the use of Red, she murders in masses with her sidekick Diego. But, what Becky doesn't know.... is that the key had the symbol for boy love inscribed on it. So little does she know that when she finds that door.... little Becky will get a fright and the true master of Red will be called for. Trust me , the movie is more bonkers than my review