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Eli (2019)
Eli spelled backwards is not good
More like, bad-li gottem! More like, write a better movie mr no write movie McKenzie.
If I was associated with this film in any way creatively i would probably hire a cult of nuns to stab me in the frontal lobe in the hopes it would exorcise whatever part of me thought this was good.
Also, so like, the devil just be out here banging ladies and having devil antichrist babies but the world is still going on? Nice try atheists, but I think I'll give this one a misseroni and watch the autopsy of Jane doe instead, that movie was certified bussin and slapped, no cap ma'am. Look how they massacared my boy.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Sam rami has done it again!
If you like Sam Ramis other works you will like this. Like a breath of fresh air in an otherwise pretty stale marvel cinematic universe. Rami knocked this one out of the park.
Interceptor (2022)
If you like his novels you'll probably enjoy his movie.
I thoroughly enjoyed Interceptor. It was exactly what i thought it would be going in, which is a fast paced action thriller. Its not going to win any oscars, but its a fun ride with all the Mathew Reilly staples. People on here are being way too harsh with this movie. Dont listen, worth an hour and a half.
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Katherines tragic back story
SPOILERS
poirot is constantly sad about his dead wife Katherine, and the story that Hollywood won't tell you is that she was swallowed whole by his moustache and resides inside now till the curse is broken!
Possession (1981)
Moments of greatness but ultimately a beautiful mess of a film.
The good:
This movie has some really excellent moments, and just when i thought i had some idea of what was going on, it shifted and kept me guessing.
The performance of the lead actress was fantastic, all the performances were great but special mention must go to Isabelle Adjani for her depiction of a woman losing control.
The style was excellent, camera work was cool and original and some of the shots were very interesting.
The Bad:
the film felt about 40 minutes too long, dont get me wrong i love long films but you need plot to fill in the time. Afterwards i was glad it was over, having felt like id just endured some emotional roller coaster, perhaps this was the intention, which is fine, but it wasnt very enjoyable.
Im glad to have seen it, but am in no rush to rewatch, id reccomend it to only someone who really likes horror, or arthouse movies.
I dont understand the heaping praise that is piled upon this movie, i get very pretentious vibes from anyone trying to sell this as anything more than a unique, beautiful mess of a film, some moments of great film making but ultimately not something id watch again anytime soon.
The Marksman (2021)
More like the drivesman
For a movie called the marksman he does very little precision shooting and a lot of just driving some kid around. I'd recommend a lot of movies before I recommended this one... put it on for a safe, paint by numbers chase movie that never really goes anywhere and is kinda all over the place, lmao.
Bermuda Tentacles (2014)
Suck on this...
Ignore the haters this movie is triple platinum certified 100% authentic Organic cruelty free raw ingredients grass fed cast in the mould optimised for gaming manufacturers guarantee gold.
Fire Serpent (2007)
Jesus Christ
If you make it past the first literal 6 minutes it doesn't get any better, and I can say that, having seen the first 12 minutes.
Ghosts of War (2020)
Those damn gypsies
As others have said, good for the first 2 acts and the third act is hot garbage and tbh actually a decent meme.
Like i mean, how are there ghosts in the computer program? lmao wtf
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
I broke up with my GF over this show
Absolutely awful, like they gave someone a lobotomy and then asked them to write a ghost story, then when they were almost done they drugged a homeless person and had him finish it. I would rather stab my eyes out than watch this again. Hannah and Owen are lit tho
Ps I now have eye cancer