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What the Mouse? (2020)
A Feel Good Family Friendly Animated Short With A Heart
Everyone involved with the making of this film deserves be so amazingly proud of this achievement. Over the weekend I watched What The Mouse again, but this time with my 8 year-old nephew and 10 year-old niece. They were delighted with the characters and the feel good story at the center of this heartfelt animated gem.
Long Lost (2018)
A Fascinating, Steadily Unnerving and Disquieting Film
I never knew just what it was that filled me with such unease from almost the first frame of this film, but it was a good kind of unease, and Long Lost is a thoroughly entertaining and fascinating film. Writer & director Erik Bloomquist has put together a compelling story with a perfect ensemble of characters that range from unassuming and virtually harmless, to seemingly downright diabolical, the end product of which being a smart, steadily unnerving and disquieting story with a twist ending you'll be talking about long after the end credits roll.
Automaton Transfusion (2006)
Bubbles over with chunky globs of SUCKINESS!!!
Shame on everyone involved in releasing this utter piece of garbage! This is sloppy, talentless film-making at its worst.
The premise: Regurgitated regurgitation. The script: To use the word 'weak 'would be giving it too much credit. The acting: Straight out of a high school video production class. Entertainment value: Difficult to get beyond all of the above coupled with the fact that the entire movie has a jerky motion. Almost like it was shot on a mobile phone. The filmmakers attempt at achieving a film look on a low budget simply DOES NOT work. Yuck! *The makeup/gore effects: Not bad, especially for ultra low budget.
My suggestion for viewers: Skip this mess. My suggestion for the filmmakers: Buy a better camera, learn how to write a screenplay and try giving a damn about story and quality acting before you even consider shooting another movie. another movie.
Curse of the Maya (2004)
Dawn Of The Living Dumbest Movie Ever Made
If a weak premise and poor acting weren't enough to kill this movie, go ahead and throw in bucketfuls of 3rd-grade level cinematography, heaping tablespoons of cheesy special effects and sloppy choppy editing and you've got the recipe for this disaster of a movie. Dawn Of The Living Dead (Also known as Curse of the Maya) is the sort of mess that would barely get a passing grade in a high school film class.
It's not even of one of those "so cheesy it's fun" pics. This is the sort of movie that would have made Ed Wood cringe. Do yourself a favor and find something better to do with 90 minutes of your life. Skip this movie!