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Citadel (2023)
Aint no James Bond
Was expecting big things but Priyanka can't act to save her life. I can only assume Richard Madden took this role because he didn't get the James Bond gig. And James Bond this isn't! There's no polish and the feeble attempts at humour are just vulgar. The fight sequences are a joke, whoever choreographed them must have come from a dance school not a stunt background, it's honestly laughable! I'm trying and trying to find something good to say but even the cinematography is dark and the music has no real atmospheric benefit. Save yourself, don't bother watching this, you must have some really interesting housework that needs doing!
The Unforgivable (2021)
It really is that bad
The plot is soooo predictable, really hoped the ending would wrap up in a nice bow and have a proper ending but noooo......no ending. Honestly only gave it a chance coz it's Sandra.....even she can't save this rubbish.
The Witches (2020)
I remake I actually enjoyed!
No Anne wasn't any Angelica but I really did enjoy this remake! The only thing that really grated on me was Anne's diabolical accent....I have no idea which country she was supposed to be mimicking (somewhere European?) but it was shocking! I really enjoyed it! I even thought it was a tad 'scarier' than the original...watched that with my kids I'll watch this one with my grandkids :)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Funny OMG film
Totally tongue in cheek with about a million double entendres....how the hell those actors said their lines without creasing up is beyond me...can't believe the lack of reviews who think it's an epic laugh!!
The Irishman (2019)
Bored rigid
I'm sorry to go against the grain but it's all been done before...not only that it's been done better. I tried 3 times to watch it but just got incredibly bored....don't understand how the heck he spent $159 million making it, really can't see where that money was spent.
Hex (2018)
No way, it's impossible
I refuse to believe anyone could vote this as an 8.....it's the worst hour and a half of my life since Gone Girl! AVOID
The Mummy (2017)
As usual I don't agree with the majority!
As my summary states, I hardly ever agree with the majority of reviews, especially critics' reviews!
I flippin loved this film! Had a bit of everything in it, the storyline felt original and flowed along very well. Crowe's part in the film was a neat surprise (no spoilers here lol) I honestly can't see what's wrong with it?! I'm sure there are people out there who care about the preciseness of Egyptology and all that guff....but this is a fantasy film! Afterall....Egyptian Gods don't really exist (sorry was that a spoiler??)
It had action, a good few jumps, bit of romance, great CGI and lots of groanworthy cheese to keep it light.....I had a similar feeling after watching Armageddon when it had finished and that's one of my top 5 of all time (so you get the drift of my taste lol) ....I flippin loved it.