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You (2018)
Almost perfect
A story about an creepy guy that stalks an attractive woman with good intentions is the perfect way what shows how much you will do for the one person you love, no matter the consequences. This show is addictive and I am looking so much forward to Watch season 2. The one gripe that I have with season one off You they kill the beautiful woman Beck at the end off season one cause I really loved joe and her relationship and these two characters really makes the show for me and taken her out have me a bit worried about the second season but still this show is the bomb.
Resident Evil (2002)
Its just a big mess
My God this film has a lot off problems. I cant stand the horrible writing, acting and action scenes that goes so fast that you don't know what the hell is going on most of the time. I love the Resident Evil games, but this film almost seems like a big mistake, a little bad thing that shouldn't have been made in the first place. The only reason mess doesn't get zero stars is that it still a bit entertaining so that's always good, but still a big disappointment.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Its so cringe worthy
This Star Wars film is a crime. This is a train wreck, and total disaster off the possible best film trilogy ever made, and you know what ? Rise of Skywalker plot just killed Star Wars. I won't spoil anything but when you see its conclusion you know exactly what I'm talking about. So warning this movie is not really a Star Wars film, its a rip-off.
Bad Boys (1995)
This film is trash
Bad boys is so bad that I rather watch a stupid musical then this filth. The dialogue is horrific, Martin and Smith is normally great at their game, but in this mess they don't know what the hell they are doing. Why people like this kind off garbage is beyond me, and I don't understand this film's reputation as being a good movie, when its clearly not.
Dracula (2020)
Worth watching
I don't think that I have ever been so happy about a horror slash thriller, comedy show in some time. This legend vampire story has been told so many time from books to television, but I have never seen Dracula been so good portrayed on the screen before in a lifetime. Claes Bang acting makes this mini series worth watching, he's completely psychopathic and evil ways is the only reason this show doesn't fall to the ground. Dracula is a surprisingly great television, but if you doesn't like blood and gore, stay away. But for me it was a great show about a legend everyone remembers, for now.
Silent House (2011)
I liked it
Silent House plot is something you undoubtedly seen in other horror films before, but this movie still somehow work very well overall. I like the scenes where Elizabeth Olsen character is hunted around the house by either real people or something supernatural, and these moments really make the film, and my thoughts on what the hell is going on where the mostly the entire movie, and then the ending came, and I was just one hundred pro cent shocked. This ending makes this film great and if it wasn't for Elizabeth Olsen constants screaming, crying and over acting this movie could have gotten 9 stars from me. By all means her performance is great, but a little over the top for mostly anyway. But I still recommend this horror flick with a big thump up. Go see it you wouldn't regret it.
Rage 2 (2019)
Okay fun shooter
You know what? This game is fun, shooting angry mutans with crazy guns, but it really nothing else to really make me interested in the games story, setting or characters. Its a shallow game that is ridiculously hard, if I die I have to start the entire mission over again. Rage 2 is anything but totally interesting just frustrating. I cant tell how many times I have died, and screamed at the TV screen, and I am only the second level in the entire bloody game. I have set the difficulty to easy and I still just die, die, die. By all means the game is still fun but it can only go so long before the average gamer plays something more sustainable.
Crawl (2019)
Its crawling under my skin
Horror like this is rare in cinema today. Just the fact that the villains for once are not people but ferocious alligators with and appetite for human flesh. So the hole film is just different because off the way they brutal animals attacks the two main characters in terrifying man vs beast scene were the tension is so high that you can feel the bones crushing when a big gator teeth's goes into the screaming girl arm, its insane man. I love this movie is the best horror film I have seen in some time, and it gets a mature applause From me for its deadly precision.
The Irishman (2019)
This is a big mess
The Irishman is an unbelievable boring film. This is embarrassing how much praise this movie have gotten by critics and people that don't have any idea what the hell they are talking about. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino struggles with their roles because ass almost everyone knows, THEY ARE F...... OLD AND CANT ACT AS CHARACTERS THAT ARE WAY YOUNGER THEN THEMSELVES, but I have to say that Joe Pesci can do something that both De Niro and Pacino cant, he delivers a performance that is so intense that you just quickly just forgives his age and just moves on from there. But even if Joe is great the movie just feels most like a fetch quest from a video game where De Niro Character Frank talks to some gangsters and gets a job and then do the task and do the same thing again and again and again, and that's pretty much the entire friking film, Jesus Christ. Listen I know that the three main lead loves to make great films, but this awful way off doing what you love when you are to old to do it, its just killing your entire career man, just leave it be.
The Irishman (2019)
This is a big mess
The Irishman is an unbelievable boring film. This is embarrassing how much praise this movie have gotten by critics and people that don't have any idea what the hell they are talking about. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino struggles with their roles because ass almost everyone knows, THEY ARE F...... OLD AND CANT ACT AS CHARACTERS THAT ARE WAY YOUNGER THEN THEMSELVES, but I have to say that Joe Pesci can do something that both De Niro and Pacino cant, he delivers a performance that is so intense that you just quickly just forgives his age and just moves on from there. But even if Joe is great the movie just feels most like a fetch quest from a video game where De Niro Character Frank talks to some gangsters and gets a job and then do the task and do the same thing again and again and again, and that's pretty much the entire friking film, Jesus Christ. Listen I know that the three main lead loves to make great films, but this awful way off doing what you love when you are to old to do it, its just killing your entire career man, just leave it be.
Scream 2 (1997)
Very disappointing
If you have seen the first Scream movie you know sort off what to expect, a murder, a psychopathic one or two killers and a tough damsel in distress that are tough as nails. Its really just the same movie again except the identity off the killers that just came out off the blue, and its probably the best part off the entire movie. Listen when making a sequel try to bring something new to the genre instead off copy paste the first scream film that just what original, tense and scary, but now the second films seems more like a teenage comedy with stupid lines and over the top acting that just kills the entire movie. Its just a ripoff.
Batman Ninja (2018)
Skip it
Batman ninja tries so hard much to be different, but it almost fails in its execution most off the time. Even a new setting like Japan doesn't at all help the film deliver what it was set out to do, it actually makes the film more stupid. It's just a boring fashion show, that's all this movie is with cringe dialogue and childish lines delivered by a cast that don't give a crap about the legacy off the Batman. All I am saying is, skip this one.
The Strangers (2008)
It was all right
I think this movie starts great, with the narrator that tells the audience what's going on and pretty much spoils the entire movie but its still kind off creepy, but whatever. Then the film starts going and I'm like this is so god damn slow and uninteresting as hell where is the horror and suspense that I expect when watching a horror flick. I have to admit that The strangers films actual stranger were really creepy looking and when they came on the screen I was somehow into the movie, cause the two main lead actors slash victims was so boring, they had zero chemistry or character development. Its and all right film but its not one that want to talk about when its over.
The Walking Dead: Lines We Cross (2019)
Great start
Episode 1 off The Walking Dead season 10 was surprisingly good. I like how the show just keeps doing new things with its cast characters and making their character development more and more, believable, cause this is not the same people anymore, the have been harmed to much by a world where the dead rule and the living surfers. I don't know how the hell the do it but every season off TWD always seems different than were we last came from. I have faith that the next 15 episodes will just be the evolution off TV shows. I have my fingers crossed.
Saw II (2005)
Is meant to be scary
Saw 2 isn't perfect but it still got great moments to back it up with its fine cast and structure. I just don't think that is really scary, just very over the top with its gore and violence that's just so damn entertaining to watch. It just didn't have that brutal feeling I got from the first Saw movie had and that's kind off ruins a lot off the movie. Don't think that this film is gonna make you feel really on comfortable like the first one did. Its just damn good television.
Krampus (2015)
Ok film
This is a movie that is just not scary it's just fun nothing more. I liked the setting, acting and plot but the movie just doesn't clicked for cause its just so ridiculous, with all its stupid looking monsters and a ugly bad Santa that's not that interesting in the first place. Its just entertainment, its just a comedy family film with a Christmas tale that make no sense what so ever. Its fun but also really stupid, but its just my humble opinion. See it if you dare but I wouldn't recommend it.
The Perfection (2018)
I like this one
I love when movies just keeps surprising you like this one. When you think the movie is going one way it quickly turns on its back and goes in a direction you didn't see coming. Is that aspect and the great performances from the lead cast that makes this film worth watching. The perfection can seem boring sometimes and a bit slow in pace, but its still gets your attention most of the time anyway.
Joker (2019)
Best movie off the decade
I was getting sick off going to the cinema these days with crappy sequels, soulless action flick and just the same old films that keeps ruining Hollywood, but then I watched Joker and I have to say that the if people keeps making movies like this I have no doubt that the film industry is saved. This is an absolute masterpiece that just sucks you ind and never lets go. Its brutal, its terrifying, its so tragic that you really feel for Arthur Flex and his alter ego the Joker to the point that you almost forgets that he actually is a psychopathic killer. Jacqueline Phoenix gives the performance of his life, the laughter, the smile and his creepy and sympathetic voice sells the character completely 100 pro cent. I love this movie, is the best movie I have seen in a decade, and I don't think that will change any time soon.
Brightburn (2019)
It felt rushed
There is not much off any kind of character development in this movie, the hole thing felt rushed in a way that you don't really care about any of the characters, like none of them. A movie about an alien boy who comes to earth landing in a farm and gets adopted by two lovingly parents, is just like the story off Superman but in this film the boy becomes the bad guy instead of an hero who wants to save everyone, and now he just wants to end every human being on the planet. But besides the cool murder scenes and special effects with the alien kid you just don't give an f about the boy or his parents and then other cast and just wants to get back to the alien kid violence. That's all this movie is fun action but nothing else it is just so sad.
Dronningen (2019)
Disturbing drama
I am from Denmark and I have always loved Danish films, Mostly because off the intense drama and real life characters that seems like ordinary people with seriously mental issues just like this movie, Queen of hearts or also called Dronningen. Its about Anne, a woman with a great Swedish husband, two kids and working as a lawyer in a big company, it probably sounds like a good life right? No it isn't. Cause Anne have narcissistic trades that really comes to up to the ground when her husbands son August comes back to live with them for a while. Sexual tension with her new stepson sends Anne into a terrifying game off manipulation and deception that slowly recks her family apart. Right from the first scene this film just grabs your throat and never lets go. Its just so real you literally forgets that you are watching a movie, that what's happen when you just keeps things so damn realistic. No stupid action scenes or monsters just human beings facing terrifying emotional problems. Trine Dyrholm is why this film is almost a masterpiece, her narcissistic performance as Anne is what the hold thing together. I have to warn people about about the sexual scene in this film. They are very disturbing and so disgusting that people may just turn the TV off. Its just a film about a selfish person that you may also exist in the real world. If you like psychological drama from Denmark then don't mis this one.
The Affair (2014)
Best drama on the planet
The Affair is heaven for people who likes romance, drama love stories with a bit off darkness about them. Everything the script, cinematography and acting is top notch, so good in fact that there is no other TV show that comes close to it, it actually makes me feel something. The Affair is so addicting that when you watch it you forget the world around you. You follow these characters so much that you can almost relate them as your own family. I cant for the for the love off God find anything bad things in this show like at all, zero. I don't really like the romance genre but the Affair has really changed my mind and I think I want to watch more off these kinds off entertainment in films and TV shows cause this one just blew me away.
It (2017)
Great horror film
I wasn't ready for It. Its a horror movie that uses kids as its main focus, and it does it very well, in fact extremely amazingly good. I love these child actors they probably provide the best acting in their age I have ever seen in horror film like ever. It got these child characters that you care about to the end, and when the horror actually happens its so much more impactful when the blood flows. As for the killer clown I have to say that he is great and scary but he hasn't have enough screen time to make an impact on me as a viewer who just wants to be terrified of him and that rarely happens cause he is hardly in the movie like at all, a damn shame. So overall the movie is a bit scary, but what really sells it is the kid actors that just knows how to act perfectly, its just outstanding performances.
Metro Exodus (2019)
Alright game
I loved the first two Metro games, they delivered both great action and horror while providing an incredible world off two explore and get lost in. While Metro Exodus just doesn't deliver at all what the first two games did. I found the story very forgettable and very dull, mostly because off the very irritating Russian accent that ruins most off the cutscenes and dialogue between the main cast, so much that I have zero interest in any of them at all. The gameplay is just shoot, shoot, cutscene with no variation nothing. The same old gameplay were the game for no reason just takes control of your character and just sit on the sofa while the game plays you, fun? No it's absolutely laughable awful and just takes away any reason for me to play this game at all, Jesus Christ its so damn disappointing.
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
Waste of time
You know what ? This movie is a generic boring action flick with zero surprises and no depth what so ever. I feel sorry for people that pay money for this trash, its just really tragic that directors and producers gets away with making action movies that shouldn't have been made in the first place. Just by looking at the poster you know exactly how this movie gonna end, I don't believe that anyone with half off a brain cant figure this movie out is that God damn predictable. The only thing that actually works are Gerard Butler and Nick Nolte acting but they cant save this film, not by a long shot. Angel Has Fallen has fallen down in the toilet and I just hope it stays there forever.
Fear the Walking Dead: You're Still Here (2019)
I think that this show should end
I don't think that Fear is worth anyone's time right now. Season 4 and 5 are painfully average television that cant even come close to season 2 and and 3 off fear, that I think was somehow better the the original Walking Dead show and now that they cant seem to keep up. What I hate most about Fear now is the stupid dialogue and just plain, boring and stupid decisions the characters make that just make them seem really dumb. I hate that I have to listen to grownups talking like little kids, please shut up. I hate that every episode is the same and the show just have literally nothing at stake at all. Is like watching something that shouldn't even exist. Dammit Fear is complete garbage.