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The Whitest Kids U'Know (2007)
Know why this show exists?
Go look at the reviews. Count the number of mid-ratings right here in IMDb. Can't find any? That's because every reviewer gave the show 1 star or 10 stars. That shows that the kids who created the show are aiming at one demographic.. white males age 12-20 (otherwise known as the Borat/Jackass demographic). All the humor is juvenile. All the topics are base-level, so they don't lose the attention of the audience they are aiming for. And as one reviewer referred to, they have used up all their topics in 2 seasons. The solution? Add more vulgarity, of course? Studies have shown that you can keep the attention of the average 12-20 year old simply by stringing f-bombs together! They can't pull away! It's like Beevis staring at a fire! Afraid that the Lincoln sketch won't keep the average viewer by simply showing the actual Hamlet play? Simple, just change the lines to include vampires! All 12-20 year old love vampires.. in towers! Then we can insert Lincoln into the sketch, add strings of mindless obscenities, repeat everything 50 times.. viola! We have an instant classic in the 3 minutes it took to write it! Tell you what, when you grow up and get off the weed, seek out some MadTV and SNL stuff, maybe even some SCTV or the genius of Dave Chappelle. Treat yourself to real humor.
The Curse of the Black Dahlia (2007)
wow.. what garbage
I can't help but think that the people responsible for this film were all high-fiving and patting each other on the back when the filming wrapped up. It just has that feel to it.. a bunch of clueless filmmakers with a script that some brother's best friend wrote and somehow got into the hands of a clueless producer. It is so full of "cut.. print it! wow! that was awesome, dude!" acting that it almost makes your head spin. Make sure you check out Carl's "rant" as he leaves the building. Stupid crap like this almost makes you want to return the DVD to the store full of ice-pick holes just to spare someone else the agony of watching such drivel presented with such pride. If you do have the bad fortune of having your better half bring this thing home, have a shot of tequila every time an actor waits till the other actor finishes his line before delivering his with a generous pause thrown in for good measure. You'll be wasted before Carl goes on his rant.
The Collectors (1999)
what a complete load of garbage
I rented this on the "recommendation" of several other reviewers.. little did I know they were all 13 year olds. That's literally the only group of people who could think that this movie was worth 90 minutes of their life. The whole movie has the feel of a porn movie but with no porn, It's got the bad acting, the bad script, the crappy music, the scenes that make no sense and don't develop the story, everything! It's even got as one reviewer so perfectly put it, "the tittie action at the beginning". For those people who think these 2 goobers had "screen chemistry", what kind of life do you lead? Do you talk to your friends delivering one line at a time with pauses between each line? Are you all on drugs? Also, for those who wonder where the "southern accent" went, you've obviously never been to New Orleans. The only thing approaching an accent there is closer to Brooklyn than the south. They sure as heck don't pronounce it New Or-leens though.. the director has obviously never been there either. I wish I had never been near this movie.