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nickybreen
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State's Evidence (2004)
The worst film ever made
Reading some of these comments actually makes me wonder whether I watched the same film. Truly, mind numbingly dreadful to the point of being unwatchable. There were no characters, just the same dull, pretentious monologue spouted by different actors. I actually found my self wondering if the writer had just used cut and past with each of his 'characters'. The film gets off to a bad start with the smug, self serving, badly actored lead wandering round his own house with a camera that immediately makes you wish he would just die in some horrible gruesome fashion, without being forced to endure 2 hours of screen time. The most unbelievable part of this film was the point when the main character talks the school jock/bully round (the school jock's dialoge consisting of what looks like lyrics from a 50 cent people and made me wonder if the author had ever actually met any black people).
I'm not prone to violence and that sanctimonious, self indulging scene made me want to beat the crap out of the little twerp but the aggressive, crotch grabbing, stereotypical jock is talked round? I don't think so.
Basically when the most likable character in your film is the child murdering rapist you have problems. If I ever meet mark brown I will slap him round the head, I won't get the wasted two hours of my life back, but it will make me feel better