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Trainwreck (2015)
Amy Is Not Funny
This movie lacks any plot , or acting talent. Who wrote this movie ? How were they permitted to work on another movie.
John Cena cannot act and isn't the worse actor in this "train wreck of a movie. I'm disappointed Jon is in the movie. He could have any girl and unrealistically with Amy ????
Amy Shumer is a terrible actor and just isn't funny and cannot deliver any line that's meant to be funny .
Amy has declared her private life isn't much differ to her real life .
I have a mate who plays min small roles and this movie is known as "Any Shumer biography" she actually discloses plagiarising , something she knows slot about
I really struggled to get to the end of the film.
Don't bother.
The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live (2024)
Story Line is Poor
After watching the original series die off and went too long , we get another sequel / spin off
Lincoln is the only decent actor on the show. He is the heart and soul of the show . Michonne has the same predictable character / actions - very predictable , but mildly enjoyable
NOW!!!
The South African soldier is a poor actor at best . Her character has the leadership skills of a Smurf . Her accent is too strong and hard to understand at times .
I wouldn't follow her through a fast food drive thru
At Least Michonne is a leader , predictable , but still has leadership skills . (I served for over 20 years)
There are no annoying kids in this series , such as the past series, with annoying Carl and Judith etc . Kids caused a great deal of serious incidents , that all played out the same
Bring back Negan and bring back, Darryl from that tragic French spin off .
For All Mankind (2019)
The 234 million miles Club
Drain 1 was a fun watch , what happened to that great start . It was realistic, rustic etc . You could picture the possibility .
Then comes the unbelievable , in drips at first / back stories like
Ted Kennedy as president is just unimaginable. Then add other altered historical figures / events, such as king communist, John Lennon surging etc
Then the character plot line / story boards begin SEASON 3 - how to destroy a tv series
- NASA is like the pentagon , no one just gets let into the inner sacrum , but Alita does
- Alita - a daughter of a suspected spy with zero qualifications - other than the tutoring of a JSC flight director would never happen .
- too many great astronauts characters , like Mr Pescotti are left open sn unanswered . What was the ramifications from the path finder. Mutiny ???
- a house wife like Karen Baldwin becomes a highly knowledgeable player in The mars race
- only other astronauts communicate into r at pace / other astronauts. This is ignored
- all astronauts are intensely psychologically screened, how did Danny pass ? Just Ed stating, "he is good to go".
- no way would family members be together in space - creates conflict of issues / confirmation bias - as we see with Kelly / Ed
- then the king of all ridiculous story lines - Kelly (the pregnant rocket)
All disastrous season 3 space issues are traced back to Kelly getting pregnant and a Drug addict PRSD affected Danny.
Kelly gets knocked up in space. 234 million miles from the earth by a cosmonaut whilst on mission status . Members of the 234 million miles Club
Then she becomes pregnant with complications (preeclampsia ). No space suit could fit her.
However , all mission parameters are diverted to her negligent pregnancy .
Commander ED should removed from all decision making plans re Kelly (conflict of interest) Her pregnancy opens the door to a terror struck at JSC . No pregnancy no mass media vans - thus no unchecked explosive in van .
All astronauts put their lives on the line , because if Kelly's pregnancy . Kelly would be removed from flight and reprimanded - her actions put the mars mission into serious jeopardy
The we have Pres Ellen Wilson , she became president with zero op research / intelligence assessments ?
Her character is like all if season 3 - rubbish.
A Man Called Otto (2022)
Good Start - But Hollywood Destruction
The movie started okay , it is a poor Gran Torino set up. But Hanks us no, Eastwood .
Tom Hanks's acting isn't up to standard , his character doesn't make sense - up and down , lacking substance
Then Hollywood comes in at the 60 minute mark . Forward a few minutes and the movie is better
Tom Hanks wife produced this, thus he must have his nepotism injected into the casting , by having his son play a major role . Hanks is notorious for nepotism in nearly all playtone productions . Hanks always had a child in his productions / roles !!! Unfortunately, none can act, going back to Colin Hanks in band of brothers.
For All Mankind: Stranger in a Strange Land (2022)
Kelly the Rocket
Season 2 was bad, season 3 even worse
This episode is by far the worse. Between evil Danny and a selfishly pregnant Kelly really turns this show into a soap opera , with nasa it's backdrop .
Kelly would be reprimanded for getting pregnant whilst on mission in alien terrain . Kelly puts the mission at risk with her selfish behaviour . The landing on mars is now all about Kelly , not the astronauts as a whole . Using her as a rocket was ridiculous . It just looked ridiculous
Then we have Ed Baldwin , who should be exempt from commanding any decisions involving Kelly !!
Conflict of interest. He flew in Korea (early 1950s) which would have made his birth date about 1930 .
Finding a DPRK 🇰🇵 astronaut on mars was ridiculous plot line
Then add in a terrorist bombing at JSC !!! It's all just too much
This show is now a mess.
Puberty Blues (2012)
Grew Up Same Areas. David is Great !!!
Having being born and breed in the St George / Sutherland Shire , love seeing the filming locations - the sane places I hung out
- like horse riding at Kurnell, horses not permitted at Cronulla
- hanging at Wanda Beach
- the enclaves at Shelly Beach (South Cronulla )
- Southern Districts Rugby Club
- Woronora RSL
- Bundeena RSL
Bundeena reflects Cronulla area in the 70s. Bundeena was used in the 1981 movie . Bundeena RSL and Woronora RSL is like stepping back in time and both used well in the series
The acting isn't the best (except for Dan Whyle). The kids over act and are not realistic !!!
David is the best 10 year old character ever !!! That kid can act and he is by far, the best of the child actors
The producers did well concealing the very modern Shire / Cronulla area . The legendary milk bar is long gone , but South Cronulla Surf club is still the same.
The Walking Dead: Lines We Cross (2019)
Children Ruined This Show
Starting from the awesome beginning , all was great to watch until children starting making appearances. The children were the catalyst for all stuff ups / danger - eg the brat behaviour of Carl
Now we have an 8 year old little girl wearing that annoying hat partaking in defensive formations, now giving tactical advice to adults . Carl was bad, Judith is just plain cringe
Then we have a deaf person in the environment. Meaning she would have outlasted trained warriors in the open . Basic survival of the fittest - the writers have forgotten about it. No way a deaf person would have survived the apocalypse. Not the actors fault , just poor storyline . "Wait for that walker, I have to write you a note"
The producers have over done it with ultra feminist characters .
Machonne has the leadership skills of a Lego figure. She uses too much emotional impulses - rushes to conclusions , doesn't think a plan out .
Jesus was an arrogant fool and hypocritical in his outlook . Technically was a weakness
As a cop of 25 years, all plans fail, when there was no plan in place . That was the beauty of Rick and Dale .
Michonne just loses her confidence / cool and goes for the blade (she never sharpens) .
No more 8 year olds / children wearing silly Carls hat
(Learn your ABC's) and giving warriors instructions
Aaron has the true leadership skills required .
Darryl / Negan / Eugene his deputies / circle .
The Walking Dead: Omega (2019)
The Show Is Horrible
What happened to survival of the fittest . These season 9 episodes revolves around an annoying 8 year old girl wondering around the outside aimlessly , holding a volt python . She wouldn't be able to hold or use - pathetic and annoying
Then we gave a deaf person , who has survived the entire downfall . Without the ability to hear, there is NO way the deaf person could survive . You would need all your senses to survive .
Nearly all calamities in this show are caused by annoying children eg - Carl / Henry / Judith / Hershall Jnr etc .
To survive you must hunt and gather!! The survives never pick up weapons left by thier dead enemies - stupid tactics .
Only Rick , Darrel ,and Machonne would survive if real.
Enough of the annoying children , Carl thankfully left, but now we gave an 8 year anniversary Le trying to aim a colt python pistol.
Colin from Accounts (2022)
Poor Acting / Storylines
I'm not a big fan of modern Australian TV series, such as Home & Away etc . Just bad acting . Aussies are great athletes / strong population etc, but good actors are rare . This is further demonstrated by this ridiculous series
It is initiated by a stupid / unattractive woman flashing a driving guy, causing him hitting a dog. Thus their relationship is initiated
The acting is poor, the shooting locations are unrealistic - extras looking at the cameras etc.
The writing / screenplay is poor. It's lacks depth and strength in its story. The premise is weak and the characters are not believable, bring a combo of poor acting and weak story.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
What The ........ ?
Just when I think, Kathleen Kennedy can no longer destroy my classic childhood movies, here comes Raiders Part 5 - Disney style
Phoebe Wallis-Boredom is by no way a leading lady, she has zero charisma, unattractive. Etc. A poor actor who was clearly a typical Disney pick - She actually hits Indiana with a left hook. Are you kidding me ?????? Where did they find her ? Remove her from the movie, it is shortened an overly long movie, with no difference .
A typical Kennedy mash up . How does she have a job?
Indiana looks like Joe Biden on a bad day, he has no place in this movie - because this movie should have never been made . Show some respect for Indiana - dispose this movie with the Star Wars Xmas special
I still cannot believe phoebe Wallis Papho. Actually punched Indy
There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies
Raiders
Temple of doom
Last Crusade
Now fire Kennedy and ban Disney from destroying our childhoods . It will clearly make a vast loss at the box.
Ja'mie: Private School Girl (2013)
Creepy
The fact a middle aged man closely interact with a vast amount of school girls, creeps me out.
This includes physical interactions and performing a lap dance and strip show with / in presence of teenage girls. Very cringe
Mitch, the Rugby Player cannot act, I was a former semi professional rugby league player, and Mitchell cannot pass the ball / position himself correctly in a rugby game . He cannot pass the ball correctly
He wore number 1 - in rugby he is a prop forward., which due to his small physique is highly doubtful . He appears to trying to pass the ball as a fly half making number 10 or 9. Either way, he has never handled a football before filming
It's a poorly written , juvenile , over the top , poorly acted series .
Yellowstone (2018)
Storyline isn't good
I love KC, and love him in westerns , but this isn't good . It's another water world . Costner is the lone decent actor, the rest over act. .
The bunk house stories keep it going ... gradually
Then we have Kayce / Monica and the most annoying kid on TV, Tate . The kid cannot act . Monica is affirmative action professor in her 20s, preaching untruths . How did she get qualifications to preach instead of teach in a college ? Her history is warped and wrong
As a former SAS op, no was Kayce was special forces . Has zero muscle tone and doesn't know how to take internal doors in a hot house . At least rip doesn't pretend to have played soldier , he just acts upon his head
Jimmy storyline / journey is very good.
Yellowstone: The World Is Purple (2020)
Don't Know Their History
I'm sick of the "native" tribe rules. Rainwaters freaky looking lawyer was wrong in all her back seat comments. Another affirmative action actress hire
Monica still annoying and wrong with her history through the season
USA kept the world safe via MAD principle
They entered WW1 1918 - last year of the war
The treaties she rubbishes on is incorrect
WAR put an end to slavery / facism / Santa-Ana / nazism . The nuclear bombs saved over 1 million allied troops .
It was the democrats that created the trail of broken tears . Custer was a fool , his brother had 2 Medal of Honours - protecting the gold in the black hills .
The natives won the battle but was destroyed in the war and in the law.
Teen Mom 2 (2011)
Janelle Serious Issues
Janelle is a horrendous, narcissistic, sociopath.
She has mental health issues- she is just BAD - not mad. Look at the DSM5 - her latchkey brood and herself have NO mental issues . Keeeeefer and her brood are just foolish and bad . Cannot diagnose a heavy drug user like keeeeefer and janelle . Who is the biggest loser - janelle / keeeeeefer / Gary / the criminal etc . ? I say - All are bad
Her children will have as many mug shots as her .
Kailyn leaves her baby with full size Rottweiler. A severely dangerous dog that can snap at any time .
Our police force don't use them
I unfortunately had to shoot one , which was about to attack a old man walking down the street . Thus I researched them . They have a large aggression gland and have trouble loving / attaching itself to its owner
The breed is a designated "dangerous" dog in our state . They need to choose that aggressive unpredictable quadruped with their small children
I ever cross a Rottweiler a walk the other side with my hand in holster
Why do the mothers of baby girls have to dress their babies up as adults . They Stud their ears as infants , and make up on them ........ Pathetic.
Stop whinging "we have no money " then spend thousands on crappy tattoos (so 2005) . Kayl was a cute girl - ruined it with her tattoos . And ageing poorly.
My Mum, Your Dad Australia (2022)
Another Low IQ show
As the years go by, the ridiculousness of TV shows increase .
First, they destroy the sanctity/honour of marriage by turning it into disgusting show - married at 1st sight
Now they screw around with middle - older people and their kids .
Channel 9 and 10 appear to be the leaders in low IQ, reality shows . Let's remember when Australia 🇦🇺 made great dramas like - prisoner / country practice - and great mini series like Anzacs
Late 80s, began terminate great these shows for trash like neighbours / home and away etc.
Then reality rubbish began, revolving around cooking / marriage / big brother etc etc . No wonder people don't watch the old commercial tv anymore.
This show is just insulting.
Underbelly Files: Chopper: Part II (2018)
Worse than part 1
I thought part 1 was full of horrible acting and poor storyline , part 2 surpasses part 1 in horrible acting / story etc
Chopper had serious cancer whilst in Tasmania . He couldn't brush his own teeth when in Tasmania .
Eric Bana movie was a great hit, but this is horrible . Jeffries is too small and didn't sound like read / didn't study his mannerisms . This is an insult to the chopper movie and chopper for real .
Has Aaron Jeffries ever lifted weights . Mark was overweight, but he had muscle memory . Jeffries has the height and that's all .
It's just another pathetic underbelly series.
Totally boring.
Underbelly Files: Chopper (2018)
What Did I Just Watch
What a terrible storyline , acting was atrocious. Aaron Jeffries played mark Read like a Sunday school teacher. Yes he took out crooks in Melbourne in the late 70s - late 80s
Another example of hopeless Australian produced underbelly series . What a bunch of rubbish .
Read told more lies than tattoos on his body . He pretended to have a "green light" like Neddy Smith in Sydney and Roger the Dodger
Aaron Jeffries is am extra actor at best . He has no lead / supporting acting skill .
As a cop 25 plus years - The only true thing in the series - he wrote a book and moved to Tasmania.. his book is full of untrue stories . Hardly any truth . He got belted by his dad - wow, I copped the belt buckle when I deserved it
Enough of these hopeless underbelly C grade mini series . High school production.
1000-lb Sisters: Never Say Never (2022)
Obese Baby / Obesity Party
Amy is a crappy mum , shoving good down her babies mouth . It's his 1st birthday - WHAT is the POINT. A baby cannot remember his 1 st birthday , so why ???
Tammy turns up and immediately brings the mood up with sparkling attitude (NOT). She loses her voice - that's from excess neck fat
This show is a disgrace - that baby needs removal from the volatile situation .
Who would permit Tammy to hold their baby ????
Gage ..... what a terrible name - I feel sorry for the baby .
The brother has trouble talking due the fat on his neck
Wow , I have injuries from battle during service - no doctor comes to see me. I have to go see him every 2 months - I don't take drugs / drink . Enough Tammy
She is beyond.reproach. Ohh....the doctor drops by , good luck their . How can he take a DD and proper history , medication list with no patient sheet
A coroner would ask , "doctor, any records or notes ". The doctor replies, "no... but cool I got on TV with a 700 pound woman . No problem "
It's no small steps with Amy anymore - it's to hospital asap . Tammy is quickly facing a bad end . Lose weight - dopamines increase . She should be committed "danger to herself"
They literally went and got a suit as a party !!! OMG no one cares
Does Amy (SHREK) have to laugh after every sentence.
1000-lb Sisters (2020)
Hungry Hillbillies
This show really shows the degradation of USA
Both sisters are annoying with more chins than a phonebook
Amy (SHREK) lost weigh and against doctors orders - got pregnant immediately. I feel sorry for the child and community services have already began investigators about the babies care . They are over feeding the baby (Gage - the name itself is ridiculous)
Then we have the most horrific person on TV - Amy's sister, Tammy . Tammy is approx 700 pounds, does nothing but party (whatever that means to her)
She is immobile, on O2 24 hours a day . She just causes fights and must be closely monitored and not able to handle the baby.
Nothing is ever Tammy's fault. Whilst Amy and her creepy husband appear to tolerate Tammy's childish behaviour . They both ignore doctors orders - especially Tammy .
Tammy is a rude, narcissistic, near sociopathic, super obese person . She apparently parties a lot - with who, I don't know . But 2 things for sure
Amy is highly annoying - negligent with her child
Tammy is a partying super obese. So much fat on her, she has fat deposits on her forehead and her necks This causes restricted airway and a baby high pitched voices
They both ignore doctors orders . Amy shouldn't be allowed to patent a child
They all struggle to speak English.
ER: Rescue Me (2000)
Dr Cleo Is Ruining Episodes.
Micheal Michele ruins another episode , playing the race card . Everyone who is darker than her is racist
Benton hit Dave first . Benton's nephew was a gang banger!!! Fact. Every black patient is treated terribly
Affirmative action isn't part of the Med patients . Colour has zero to do with doctor ability . Cleo cannot accept this . She wants a unqualified black Dr treating a patient
Clea is 3/4 white and her character is just a race angry 20 year old doctor - she must have started training from the womb . Benton puts her in her place.
I loved Anthony Edwards from revenge of the nerds - great actor and leads the cart greatly .
Kovsc is great.
Band Camp (2005)
No one can act
I watched this movie years ago
Now my daughters are teenagers - What can i say - American Pie movie at its lowest/foulest in all areas
It had the typical American Pie humour. The storyline is funny at times early in the movie . Then once the movie moves to the camp , the humour is disturbing and thought out by some disturbed minds .
A movie based on sexism and spying on unsuspecting girls and trying to make that the main story line .
Pretty sick base storyline - Now I am the father of teenage girls , if that was done to my girls by the Tad character , he would be eating via straw, that's how bad the voyeurism and sexual harassment of young girls is and the story line thrives on .
(Other than, MACRO - Jim's Dad).
Arriel , Tad etc etc - not one of the cast can act !!! The acting was high school production level .
Watch if you want to watch hot girls being spied upon - and the acting is so bad, I cannot even call this a movie . A high school project at best., done by a bunch of horny teenage males
Meant for 15 year old teenage boys !!!!
Monster (2022)
Great until Jesse plays the race card putting trial at Risk
Dahmer was a pure demented evil psychopath. His actions met all elements of mens rea and actus rea . There was a mountain of inculpatory evidence .
The smell of a human body is very distinctive and strong . I can identify it from the street . The smell alone is enough to raid his unit via search warrant
As a 25 year plus cop / detective - any person on the street in underwear , bleeding would automatically result in hospital admission . Blood sample taken , finger nail scrapings, DNA / Prints taken to prove the kid was in Daumier's house. A formal statements from 911 callers / witnesses and victim . Search/crime scene warrant on Dahmers unit . The search done With the police doctor . Forensic imaging / Hazmat etc . All 911 calls examined and any police negligence acted upon .
All victims who went to the police must have been believed , drug tests done to determine jefferis M/O . Serious statements obtained . Nail crapping obtained ,
The smell alone is enough to kick the door in without warrant .
Dahmar was a lot of horrendous things, but racists -NO. He lived in a black area and he took his victims from that area . As soon as. Jackson sticks his head in the show - here we go , it's woke time here we go. His input could poison a jury - pre trial and Jeffrey gets off or miss-trial . The trial should have been suppressed to avoid sny appeals.caused Jackson's crusade . Jeffrey could have appealed every tine Jackson or witnesses went the media route
Media interactions pre trial can cause a mis trial
The police failed the victims , But the judiciary can act diligently and impartially to ensure Jeffrey hot his just punishment .
Those 2 cops that showed zero duty of care on the boy - they would be FIRED and charged for criminal negligence - no reasonably duty of care . All other officers who were called - also questioned / suspended .
The local uniform police were clearly lacking training / numbers and overall care . Any decent cop can smell
Near. 90% of black men are murdered by other black men . People like Jackson play the race card , but in reverse
We had a similar case in Australia 🇦🇺- "bodies in the barrel case.
The Crown (2016)
Charles was A Weak/Wimp/Brat - Portrayed Correctly
Do I give 1 star due to my distaste of the royals or 10 stars for showing them in their true manner . A bunch of wimpy , stuck up gaggle of propeller heads , such as Phillip , Margaret and queen mother - horrific
After watching the crown , and from the commonwealth I must agree with how they portrayed Charles . He was well known to be weak , soft and a mummy's boy . This was portrayed perfectly in the Crown. Growing up this converted to a narcissistic, bullish behaviour. Only able to pick on weaker characters , such as Diana . An unattractive young man, inside and outside . We grew up, calling him "the ears"
Charles now bring king will push Australia 🇦🇺 To be a republic . Charles is not popular . Together with the "Ginger and the Whinger". Are 3 reasons Aus will become a republic
Why do the royals have to hunt and kill animals ? Are they that inept , they can only shoot at animals tgst cannot defend themselves /shoot back ?
Then we have the childish / bully , Prince Philip . A monarch with strong nazi ties . A person who only loved himself . Full of medals - none awarded for legitimate individual bravery . Most are just "all get a medal for marrying a princess. A knight of the order of the garter - Really ?
This series really shows why the royal family have never really been trusted overseas . An outdated institution which is emphasised in this series
Long Live Prince William - the only true royal left
It's easy to forget , most / all royals up yo Phillip / Elizabeth are in breed .
Vikings (2013)
Great early seasons
Early stuff was watchable
Then Ragnar 2nd brood of sons grew up .
They are laughable , skinny and look weak. Ivan is a sociopathic cripple . You could defeat him with a pair of chop sticks . In the real Viking world he would have been thrown into a river. That is a fact!!! Life was cruel back then
The other 3 have no size, fearsome ness about them Again, they are all small, unlike Bjon .
Can anyone honestly say they would dump Lagatha (Winnick) over the princess Auslog? She has zero depth / charm / character / beauty
. All the Vikings were at least 6 foot, bulk, muscle and fearsome . Compare them to the runts in the later seasons, such as Ubbe , Ivar etc . They don't resemble factual Vikings !!!!
The writing got worse once the 2nd Gen grew up , the storyline's were poor, unbelievable. Bjon still holds his large body up . He.could've taken all the 2nd Gen runts at once .
I hate how they make ivar as some fearsome character . Why did they make him so "scary" when he could have easily been "taken care" of !!! Also, Portrayed by a poor actor
Gets more annoying the longer you watch , Ragnar dies and it turns into a day time soap story with a weak sociopath as the Antagonist- makes no sense.
Red Dog (2011)
The Pilbara Wanderer
Being a born snd breed Aussie, I grew up with tales about the great " Pilbara Wanderer". He was called "red dog", which was used to call him and which he answered too
All people who came in contact with called him. Red Dog . He was known as red dog in life , but was formally the Pilbara Wanderer. It's true he touched hundreds of lives all over WA (that we know of )
Growing up I heard stories - some talk tales, but alot of them true . It's true he was declared "common dog of Dampier". But he went well far from Dampier, he ,went all around the massive hot desert state of WA
- It's not known if mated, he wasn't desexed .
It's true he was intelligent and an amazing red dog.
But as a 6 year old, when I was told that he was dead - I cried. The Red Dog was immortal to me as a kid
Never heard about Red Cat , not sure if he was real
Nether the less, this movie sums up most of tales I heard as a kid - the hitchhiking Pilbara Wanderer, the dog cared for by an entire town / state, known to all who travelled . They see red dog, all would stop and give him a lift
The real red dog wasn't as glamorous. He was banged up a bit , mostly blind in one eye , few old war wounds, whilst the movie has red dog as a perfect pedigree specimen.
No, the years of travel in the hot box of Dampier would have took its toll on his real appearance , but the colour and structure etc are correct and he was a orange/red colour as in the movie
God bless you Red Dog - the Pilbara Wanderer
Warning - if you plan to have your kiddies watch it - it's very sad in the 2nd half of the film.
The kibie is well written / paced . It's min 8 stars , the movie was a bit short , Should have shown more if red dogs great antics - his bbq raids , his knocking on doors / scratching to be let any house for a nap etc.