Reviews

It's insane that The Last Jedi managed to be worse than The Phantom Menace. Where can you even start? The only positive thing about the entire movie are the effects and that's not a selling point in 2017. People like to hate on The Force Awakens (rightfully so to some degree) but this movie not only renders TFA completely irrelevant but it also managed to make everything worse. Plot points that were established in the previous movie are simply ignored or finished in ways that contradict important lore. Luke Skywalker was completely ruined as a character. Maybe they tried to simplify him so that he fits in with Emo Ren or Rey Sue, there is no logical explanation for his sudden change of personality and goals. Mark Hamill was extremely unhappy with the direction his character and SW itself is going but they just ignored him anyway. It's hard to write a review without spoilers so all i can do is repeat what Hamill himself said about TLJ: "If you think you're gonna go into the movie and recapture your childhood, you set yourself up for disappointment". The trio from the OT signed their contracts before Disney acquired the IP. They were all extremely unhappy with that decisions. Now they are finally free from the devil. Let's hope our suffering won't last much longer.

One of the greatest treasures humanity has come across. Breathtaking imagery, intelligent dialogue and well-thought-out characters. A tale of bravery, betrayal, murder and redemption. Shrek as a character is directly influenced by Jesus Christ. He is willing to take all the weight on his shoulders to make save the world from trouble. Shrek 2 is a great movie for family and drinking buddies alike. The "Pixels" of my generation. Shrek 2 is a gift sent by god to reward us for keeping faith. Checkmate, Atheists.