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Not good
28 October 2023
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This beat out the previous worst Scorsese movie New York, New York but would soon be knocked from first place by The Irishman.

This movie celebrated the wrong things. It was kind of dirty and grubby and made DiCaprio and Jonah Hill look pretty bad, albeit in service of a spectacular vision. I sense a certain problem with Leo. He doesn't have a sense of humor. At all. That's why he was made fun of in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood as a self-serious ham. So I'm guessing the guy isn't that smart. This role demeans him and he doesn't seem to be in on it. Playing Belfort in a straightforward leading man characterization and then dragging him through the wallow of greed and excess that this movie rubs your nose in for so long, well, it ends up kind of smelling bad. And then there's Hill's penile prosthetic in a successful bid for Oscar® consideration. What could be more emblematic of this movie?
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Medium ha ha
28 October 2023
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I saw this in 1968 and the Horton-Jaeckel-Paluzzi dynamic was pretty much a can't miss combo under normal circumstances. Never a Wagon Train fan, always a Jaeckel and Paluzzi appreciator and the WideScreen photography of an Outer Space story! The movie itself as related elsewhere (ad infinitum) was a far-fetched space tale with ultimately, and this is the big reveal but since it goes on for more than half the movie it's not like you're going to be surprised if you see it, the slime was pretty disappointing since (spoiler alert) it was just little guys in costumes. So despite the colorful Japanese production values the movie itself lacked real pizazz. Because... It ran in a double feature with The Fearless Vampire Killers, which played first and was one of the greatest times at the movies I had ever had in my young life, rendering The Slime movie tedious and ridiculously overlong at 90 minutes.

Give me The Mysterians!
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My Three Sons: You Saw a What? (1967)
Season 7, Episode 15
Yes it's true
9 October 2023
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Ernie takes part in a deep state cover-up. Of course that's not how they were thinking about it then.

Ernie sees a secret aircraft test and gets pictures. He also gets media attention and a booking on a local talk show.

Steve (Ernie's adoptive dad) works in aerospace and he knows what he's seeing when Ernie shows his pictures.

Steve confers with the military and they ask him to REVEAL NOTHING so Ernie clowns it up on the TV show with stories about little green men, etc. Furthering the silly notion of alien extra-terrestrials is good for the nation's security! Remember: there's a Cold War!

The truth has always been right there.
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Black-ish: 40 Acres and a Vote (2016)
Season 3, Episode 3
Now historic coinage
19 August 2023
Dre gets involved in the messaging of Junior's school campaign and we see the first use of RIGGER when Dre defends Jr. From charges of attempted rigging of the election. It was hilarious then, bizarrely hilarious now.

And I am speaking of a recent ex-President's use of the term to malign his opponents. This only exposes him as the plagiarizing and pedestrian "late night TV" mentality he really is.

Probably misspent many a night (as have I) chewing chicken and watching Relic Hunter, NYPD Blue and black-ish reruns and wondering what awful show was next. (Renegade!)

The genius of Kenya Barris is that he was all over Dump at the time and never let up. Dump outlasted him (on the network) but KB has the last and best laugh on Dump.
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Dark comedy
18 July 2023
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In so many ways. Extremely naturalistic lighting. AND I forgot my glasses. This was far grittier than I was expecting and funnier too except for one thing: the sound was muddled and I couldn't understand one tenth of the dialogue. It didn't matter as far as following the story but most of the comedy is in the characters in this kind of movie and if you can't hear exactly what Jamie Foxx is rattling off in one of his riffs you are missing m o s t of the movie. Totally authentic until it gets very farfetched. The climax is suitably cathartic and I really was wondering about the title when everything is made clear in the final shot.
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Destroyer (2018)
Bad direction
15 July 2023
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Glaring example of directorial malfeasance presumably at the behest of one executive producer or another (probably with the initials NK). This is 2/3 of a GREAT movie (the present day Nicole stuff) but then, for some reason, there is a half-hour flashback that makes everything already seen (world weary detective, obsession over old case, violent bank robbery) explicit so we see all the old relationships and action and badass young bodies (really?) spell everything out in detail. And it's a HALF AN HOUR LONG like I said. Completely dissipates whatever tension it has built for the unsurprising but grim ending. And that flashback? Completely unnecessary. You can read the whole thing on Nic's face throughout. Would have been a classic without the flashback.
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slide into sitcom
7 June 2023
This is an example of what Hollywood was doing, or becoming, in the 60s. Basically television.

The opening scenes of this motion picture were bizarrely generic. A middle aged couple leaves an apartment building for a cab ride to a restaurant all of which plays under the opening credits. It's dialogue-free and the couple turns out to be Dean Martin and a matronly Lana Turner. The silly nothings continue as Dean is interrupted, continually, by phone calls from (his bookie?) and his romantic date, with his wife, goes down the... I don't know this is where I bailed.

Hollywood was trying to squeeze the last drop of revenue from existing resources (sound stages, big name stars and supporting actors, technical and administrative support). I didn't recognize Lana Turner even after she started talking. Never a big fan but aware of her work. The middle-aged Turner was not instantly recognizable, like Joan Crawford or Bette Davis or more recently Jane Fonda or Helen Mirren. This was essentially a domestic sit-com with lies, misapprehensions and bizarre inferences (no doubt) throughout. Supporting cast upholds the resource theory: mostly contract support players from the 40s and 50s.

Post-war Hollywood was teeming with "guys" who could write this stuff, with experience dating back to the 30s, and endless reserves of pretty people who could sell the same old three-act formula ad infinitum, hour-long for dramas, 30 minutes for comedies.

It went on through the 70s before new formats began to emerge in the evolution of what we now call long-form serial entertainment. So this movie? Blech.
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B&W Slam Fest From Frankenheimer
8 May 2023
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I'm working from memory here. This is one of those movies you see on a black and white TV (sometimes late at night or sometimes in the afternoon) that makes an indelible impression with nary a smudge. The part that stays with me is how the DA investigated the case and got judgement and sentences against the three defendants based on their culpability (i.e., the psycho, the naive follower and the mentally deficient "Batman"). It's portrayed in very stark, black and white detail and that's why it's not seen much anymore. I don't have TCM or whatever it is that shows the Hollywood movies. Very 1950s although it was released in '61.

Frankenheimer made a bunch of these high-impact B&W movies that more people should get a chance to see. I'd especially recommend Seven Days In May and Seconds.

Before there was Indie cinema theaters would run classic Hollywood movies, often double features, and mostly in B&W. This worked because the movies were under two hours, often under 90 minutes. I wonder if something like that would work again now that theaters are opening up? To get people back into the habit of going to a theater to see movies? Lower prices and cheaper concessions? Good luck.
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The Beach Bum (2019)
Hilarious
2 March 2023
This is the kind of movie they call a "shaggy dog". Since Harmony Korine has been re-born as Martin Scorsese Jr. He's started to make some pretty good movies. Someone broke it down: a movie with three good scenes is a success with audiences (although they may be puzzled as to why they actually liked the experience). This movie is set up as three encounters for the Moondog, Isla and Snoop, Zack Efron and Martin Lawrence. Along the way there is a hilariously obscene tirade in front of judge (no one else noticed Ginger Lynn as the court stenographer?) and a pretty standard denouement. But it's funny if you can roll with it and accept Moondog's philosophy of the world.
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Harmony Who?
2 March 2023
Gotta say, as someone who has followed Korine's films through the thin and very thick (up until about Trash Humpers but not beyond) I did not expect to see this kind of film coming from him. He's amoral and unpredictable and that makes for a riveting ride. And now, after The Beach Bum, this movie looks like a rebirth, or a re-debut, from a completely different, assured and assertive, director. It's got sort of a mini-Scorsese feeling, bad things can happen, and I have to say this is the only thing I've seen Selena Gomez in and he had me gulping at her predicament. That's directing. He pretty much controlled the movie throughout and it was impressive from someone whose last movie I watched was Trash Humpers. Go figure. Even the idiot kid grows up.

The Beach Bum is hilarious! But that's a different thread. Oh yeah, the whole reason I added this: the scene where Gucci Mane starts talking about "my baby is hungry" is a CLASSIC and again only something a good director would attempt or pull off.
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Stage Struck (1925)
Liked it
14 February 2023
Saw this about 5 years ago at the Paramount in Seattle with organ accompaniment. It's great. Paramount (the production company) obviously wanted to get some of that Charlie Chaplin loot and so crafted this vehicle for Ms. Swanson. She's a total pro and the resultant comedy, physical, visual, cultural and cinematic plays out, as mentioned elsewhere, with Technicolor sequences an unexpected bonus. It's entertaining no matter what format you might view it in but catch it in a theater, with good musical accompaniment, if you can.

Actually I'm going to the Paramount tonight to see It with Clara Bow. The Paramount has one of the last extant house organs (full pipes, effects and percussion) in the country.
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Inspired by
7 February 2023
This is obviously Verbinski's salute to Roman Polanski. Polanski never veered into the supernatural or the impossible, just the psychological extremes that may give birth to monsters. While this movie is OK, even very good, for about 4/5ths of it's length it's TOO LONG and falls apart at the end with a final scene taken directly from The Fearless Vampire Killers. The long interior tracking shots with a wide lens, reminiscent of a few scenes in Chinatown. Hints of Trelkovsky throughout the facility. Are these spoilers? Don't know. Don't think so. The denouement borders on the ridiculous and deflates any interest that the mysterious goings on may have generated.
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Nichols: The Unholy Alliance (1972)
Season 1, Episode 16
Best of series
7 February 2023
I remember watching this when it first aired. The plot ambles along, then gets complicated then gets crazy. A great cast of characters, an exquisitely drawn out resolution and it looks like Nichols and Ruth are finally going to hook up when... watch and enjoy.

As usual a succinct precis is not appreciated hence this appendix.

I just got the DVD set of this series. Having watched them all now I found the series to be mildly amusing with its sly sexual undercurrents and the conniving of its various characters. Amiable is the best description. Everyone seems to be having a good time and Ketcham and Mitch are a great comic duo.
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Nichols: Pilot (1971)
Season 1, Episode 1
Interesting start
7 February 2023
It's a revisionist take on 20th century American culture. After Viet Nam and the civil rights upheavals of the 60s movies began a sly anti-authoritarian rewrite. This series was the brainchild of Frank Pierson who would be a big mover and shaker in Hollywood in the 70s. At least he introduced Eric Roberts to the world in King Of The Gypsies. This episode states the premise outright: Ma Ketchum wants to mate Ruth with any suitable material that comes along. They just kind of slip it in (Neva Patterson's delivery is perfect) once Ma Ketchum shows up. The entire episode is chaotic and unpredictable with Nichols and Ruth running away together with about 10 minutes to go in the episode.

By the end the premise is established: Nichols will be sheriff for "6 months" (24 weekly episodes) then once his debt is settled he's gone. And that's what happens.

So the emphasis is on droll plotting and outrageous schemes, and oh yeah, sex. The slow burning chemistry between Ruth and Nichols is what this show was really all about. Kidder wasn't much of an actress then but she didn't have to be. Her beautiful, young hippy (meaning free spirited) presence was all that was necessary to provide Nichols with all the motivation he could muster.
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Thunderbirds (1965–1966)
Chiming In
29 January 2023
I'm just finishing up the first season now showing on MeTV. A previous commenter called it the "greatest children's show" ever. I'd go further and call it the greatest TV show of television's dawning era (50s through the end of the 70s). Fantastically futuristic, colorful, tight and cinematic one of the best 49 minutes ever produced in the nascent years of the medium (and rarely done well during that tenure). You Will SEE A Puppet Sweat! Comedy followed by extreme tragedy. I admit I'm watching it at 7' wide so it's awe-inspiring at times. The episodes on MeTV have been enlarged to the 16:9 format. Whatever is missing from the frame is more than compensated for by the sharp hi-res image. The fact that it's puppets? I'll let others delve into an analysis. TA:WP paid tribute. Watch these shows and see why.
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Bad (1977)
What is Bad?
16 December 2022
It beggars the imagination to see that so many contributors feel the need to cover plot points even though a high percentage of said commenters have already amply traveled that territory.

When I saw this in 1977 it was an exhilarating example of what freedom of expression was all about. Defying every convention of "normal" films it featured individuals who did not feel the need to follow the rules, the standard behaviors, of either society or film conventions.

Yep, sociopathy. OK so we outgrew that.

Its depiction of selfishness, depravity, and disregard for norms of social behavior hasn't aged well. Sort of curdled. But if you want to see what American culture in the 70s was boiling down to this is the movie for you. And it is hilarious if you can get into the dead pan delivery and the absurd behavior. You would need a 70s mindset to do that and I'm not sure there's much of that in supply anymore.
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Anyone notice?
10 December 2022
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I saw this in a theater when it first came out. A grim slog but for a very unusual reason.

About 20 minutes in there is a scene that gives it away, solid, no question.

Knowing who the mole was and having to drag-g-g through the remainder of the movie... you could see why I might not give this a big thumbs-up.

I'm not actually giving up any spoilers.

I'm telling you where to find them.

I said at the time (to my companion) "That sort of gives it away!"

No one else has ever mentioned this although I didn't read all 679 previous reviews. It's a matter of where your attention is being directed within the frame. To say any more would be to give it away.
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Lawman: To Capture the West (1960)
Season 2, Episode 18
Early look
3 November 2022
Interesting depiction of a pictorial artist (think Frederic Remington) and his devoted companion a large, stolid Native American. This was Hollywood in the very repressed 1950s. The tender final scene really makes this seem a sub rosa depiction of the love that "dare not speak it's name", at least on network TV in 1960.

Somehow that comment is not enough leaving me 600 characters short of an acceptable comment.

Warren Stevens portrays the artist Fred Jameson, a man's man, who shoots and drinks and arm wrestles (with George Kennedy in a bit part) and paints wonderful (if somewhat anachronistically impressionist style) scenes of the American West.

Nice scene when Miss Lily opens the package Fred leaves for her to reveal something he has (miraculously) painted in a matter of hours (overnight?)
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Hermetically Sealed
8 June 2022
As another 21st century art object, not a "movie" which is an early 20th century concept, this delivers everything the brand name (David Cronenberg) promises. Plus it's pretty high-brow. Superior production values but I really think it'a more of a moving painting. When everyone has 4K video projection it could play silently on a wall, slowly changing from pale, wan faces to exotic biomorphics to visceral, pulsating fantasias. If you want date night (unless your date is Amy Taubin) forget it.

I just remembered what this kinda, sorta reminded me of. Quintet, Robert Altman's arty, dystopic from 1979. That wintry society was pre-occupied with the stylized rituals of the titular board game. And everyone was cloaked and draped against the cold with hats and hoods. Similar end-of-world feel.
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Tom Swift (2022)
I Don't Watch The CW
6 June 2022
So I watched only to see what they would do with the venerable, intrepid adventurer and scientist. They made him into a CW TV series. Manufactured suspense, gay sex with a twist of fabulous and special effects that were hardly worth the effort. As mentioned elsewhere why use the 20th century American literary character if you are going to change LITERALLY everything about him? Making this a unique character, a person of his own time and place which he is, would have made this far more successful with its target audience, presumably habitual CW viewers. The only thing the two Tom's have in common is they are both wealthy industrialists (played down in the original character) and apparently are creative inventors although all the current Tom's accomplishments are in the past unless you count the extra special detergent he's forced to create in the first episode Can't see that as one of the old books. The "adventure " seems to be a quest for pieces of a mystery. Does this show's actual audience even know who Tom Swift is?
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Tom Swift: ...And the Liftoff to Saturn (2022)
Season 1, Episode 1
Why Tom Swift?
2 June 2022
This is a CW series and the emphasis is on glitz and intrigue. So why Tom Swift? Any inventive billionaire would have sufficed and to take a well established character and completely transform them into something else entirely seems... a reach? Done for just the name recognition? Amusing shout out to "Mayor Pete" from Tom's mother.
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Surprise
20 January 2022
I saw this in the theater when it first came out. Like everyone else I was non-plussed. Now it reminds me of another movie that had a similar acceptance ordeal, The Big Lebowski. First: Tim Burton is what you call a film director and his framing of the present day story is masterful. After that it's one ambiguously delightful (or ghastly) scene after another until the end when the inevitable cartoon clash brings it to a halt. Still, a great movie if you lower expectations.
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Number 17 (1932)
Pure cinema?
6 January 2022
This always struck me as one of those "what if..." ideas Hitch liked to conceptualize. The opening is somewhat similar to Monroe Stahr's prescription for a movie: unknown motives compelling gripping actions.

This is definitely one of those executions and although it is low budget I think ingenuity and creativity save the day. And I love the model work with the trains! I always site this as my favorite Hitchcock film, mostly to see people's expressions.
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It's the opposite
3 September 2021
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I didn't read all the other comments mainly because I couldn't stand 250 regurgitations of the "plot". It's Gasper Noé. That's not why you're here. So, the term that may or may not have been used before: this is "subjective" as in this is a film from the viewpoint of a character (as done in the past by The Lady In The Lake and a few other films in part or whole). It's totally committed down to the eye blinks. Then the guy dies and flies around. If that's a spoiler then you made it through almost half the film. Still a long way to go. Turns out I like Gasper Noé. This isn't his most accessible but it is his most... exuberant? You've been warned.
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Incredibly Strange
8 June 2021
I saw this as THE MANIACS ARE LOOSE at the Northgate Theater in Seattle in the 90s. This presentation featured two maniacs who ran up and down the aisles with glow-in-the-dark masks, and little hatchets, at the appropriate moment. The movie was typical Steckler a lot of MOS and gratuitous sadism and violence. Oh those low budget production values. I have THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL with Emergo in my bag as well. I was in the theater in 1959 when Vincent Price sent his articulated skeleton out into the audience and I screamed as much as anyone else. That was class. Steckler always reeked of desperation but I do have a soft spot for him and his films especially THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES... etc.
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