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natekochis
Reviews
Bloody Mary 3D (2011)
I would give anything to un-see the mental torture.
There are approximately 171,476 words in the english language.
None of them, and I mean NONE of them combined into sentences and paragraphs could articulate how deeply and passionately I hate this garbage.
Why was this made? It is beyond laughably bad. It was like watching a car accident in slow motion, it was slow with no real pacing, and I couldn't look away.
Grave Encounters 2 (2012)
God forgive us.
Never in my life did i think that i would encounter such a vile, boring, pointless film about absolutely nothing of value. My anus is bleeding.
3/10
SPF-18 (2017)
My eyes and rectum are bleeding.
My sister and I were looking for something to watch, didn't have to be perfect, but we were bored. Turning on Netflix, my normally helpful suggested list recommended this film. I have had explosive diarrhea ever since my viewing 'experience'. NEVER, and I mean never have I seen a film with writing that is so out of touch, so poorly thought through, so nonsensical. My little sister, 16 (the target audience) thought this was just as awful as I did. The plot doesn't exist. The movie doesn't have purpose, things just kind of happen without reason. I sincerely hope that anyone involved with the production of this film never finds work again. I hope that you are sorry for the sins you have committed.