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1/10
The A Lot Mess Don't Bother
3 April 2024
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I guess Uncorked will add their name to anything now, even SYFY Saturday afternoon trash. Everything about this dumpster fire needs to burned along with the plot, the script, the main actress performance, the editing at 53:55 to 54:04, the thunderstorms with rain you can hear but nothing is wet, the medical bag with only dry wipes, i can go on, but you get the idea. Question: how did one person get infected, but no one else did, even after they touched the goo, got blood on their skin, even the parasite drop slime on someone's face? Not to sound misogynistic, but only the male actors did a half decent job which wasn't much. The CGI was pretty good which was the only positive aspect I could find while suffering 1:18:21, I can't get back.
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The Clearing (2020)
7/10
A hit with a lot of misses
12 October 2023
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No bad, but could of been a lot better. I liked the acting and the tense but affable bonding between father and daughter. There's not much to go on which made some plot holes. 1) I figured the daughter left to go check on the turtles, but why leave her phone on, if she snuck out and they were 20 feet from the camper? 2) How did Mira learn how to make a fire without matches? Being her girl scouts training were watered down and they don'tgive out those badges anymore. 3) Why end the movie without concern about the mother. 4) How did the out break start, besides saying some were acting violent? 5) Why continue the camping trip when the radio clearly said there's "rash of violent attacks" and the CDC was in was involved? 6) Why did the (lady zombie in the grey shirt) at the beginning was the only one who chest explode? 7) Why did the 1st zombies who attacked the 1st victim bite her in 2 seconds, but throughout the movie, they fought and grabbed but didn't bite?
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Haunted Trail (2021)
2/10
Directed by Robin Give-it-up
7 August 2023
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Listening to Desi Banks telling everyone he'll knock them out, with no base in his voice was beyond annoying. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy the content he creates on social media, but not this movie. Marquise C Brown, WOW, I loved her smile and her acting was top notch, not sure if It was infatuation or just looking for a silver lining while watching this predictable dumpster fire. The wannabe Michael Myers was horrible. The weed smoker was annoying, what smoker, smokes a roach clip for 15 mins that won't stay lit? Just roll up another one! What happened to the gun? The acting is trash, (except for Marquise C Brown) the ending is trash, too. I wanted to support Haunted Trail, but please, for the love of God, Robin Givens, please don't ever make another horror movie, again.
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Croc! (2022)
1/10
Don't waste your time
7 January 2023
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I really miss creature features, and was hoping for a good, not too great movie to watch. I got excited when I saw "UNCORK'D ENTERTAINMENT" (They use to make great B movies) at the intro, but that was the only exciting part of the movie besides seeing the lovely and beautiful Chrissie Wunna, but that's when I also knew the CGI was going to be horrible, the acting was going to be mediocre and the plot would to be forgettable.

So.many questions, why was everyone falling, why did the bride purposely keep on her veil and dress and not change her clothes after saing "I'm done with you" not to mention being covered in blood, why show the watch, what happened to the 2nd croc, why not use CGI for the gun blast, did anyone see Swamp People or better yet, the dad knew about Crocs, why not tell 'em where to aim for the weak spot, what happened to the dad limp, why didn't they put the dead bolt on the front door?
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The Sleep (2022)
1/10
What a cluster ****
10 November 2022
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot... Don't press play, this is an official warning.

There's no plot, no explanation, no acting, no context, just a bunch of screaming, dizzy walking, stumbling, with a lot of no camera focus.

With 3 minutes left into the movie, you'll get a half a** explanation, which will make little to no sense.

The murder weapons don't match up, dried up blood, self-inflicted wounds which have no revelance at hand while the time line is delayed, but let's sip water like a boxer in his corner,

The electricity CGI was awesome, but wait, there's "no" more to like about this cluster ****,
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The Unhealer (2020)
8/10
Pretty Good
9 November 2022
Elijah Nelson, brought a genuine character to the screen. When he smiled, I smiled, too, when he felt pain, I felt it, too. It took a few minutes to figure out what was transpiring, which made it a great plot twist. I wish there was more gore, but it actually didn't need it, the movie was that good. The cast was also awesome while seeing some familiar faces they worked well together. Yes, they could of get better High School teens, for some reason the bullies didn't do it for me, but Kelly and Dominique were perfect, along with mom a the sheriff. There has to be a sequel, I'll be disappointed otherwise.
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9/10
YES, FINALLY
16 July 2022
A zombie horror movie I enjoyed. Great scored (even had a little sound effects when her eyes turned from the Incredible Hulk T. V. series and Godzilla when one of them rose up ), acting, scenery and gore. No CGI blood or fire... I really enjoyed this masterpiece and hoping with a little prayer there's a pt2.
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Machine Head (2011)
1/10
IF LACK OF COMMON SENSE ANNOY YOU, SKIP IT.
24 December 2021
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Wow, just wow... Total waste of time and energy. As 1 reviewer already stated, there's a major flaw, that'll make you want to throw your remote at the TV. Just a bunch of screaming and running without any common sense during the last 25 minutes of this crap. 1st If you know there's a gun in the closet, why grab a fireplace iron? 2nd if you can see the killer at the pool, how's it too dark to shoot before running back into the house? 3rd how can you have a gun in your hand and not fire when the killer is holding your legs with both hands? 4th why leave the gun with someone else to go look for your friend, now you don't even have a weapon to fight with? Please avoid, even if you get to watch it for free.
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Piggy (I) (2012)
7/10
PIGGY IS MY HERO
22 December 2021
Great movie, definitely not what I was expecting. But for the life of me, I don't know why would anyone compare Piggy to Fight Club, cause Piggy was a real person in the movie. The acting was great they made the characters worth watching, especially Piggy. Give it a try, most of the reviews are 5 and better, so judge for yourself.
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9/10
I actually like it
20 November 2021
1st off, you know when you see a familiar face and you're wondering who's that guy, well Blake (Andrew Keegan) is that guy. His acting, look and timing was awesome. And then another familiar face also from (American Pie) actor Thomas Ian Nicolas had that look of confidence then fear as the movie progressed. Some of the other actors were stiff but it worked to the movies credit. The only part I had an issue with was when 1 of the daughters used the knife in the ritual.
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4/10
Annoying
17 October 2021
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Skip if you can't stand annoying movies. The gore was good except at the end (why use CGI if the other deaths didn't?) The sisters were annoying, but the other cast members were pretty good. The plot was ok, somewhat interesting but predictable.
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Medusa (2020)
1/10
Boring with no plot
15 October 2021
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The soundtrack of Rona Castrioti is amazing. Sarah T Cohen is my forever crush, Nicole Wright is such an amazing actress, I knew this could of been an interesting movie, but sadly it wasn't. Very confusing story line just to begin with. Alexis in the beginning is in human form, what happened to her? Boa constrictors are non venomous, so how's it possible to get a venomous bite? The editing sequence was off, just to label some of my gripes.
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2/10
Terrible Acting
18 September 2021
The CGI was really good, but the acting came out of a Cracker Jack Box. The facial expression you can tell the lead actress was trying too hard with extra long eyelashes. The kids had no emotion. I want my time back.
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Pipeline (2020)
1/10
STAY AWAY
7 September 2021
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I need my hour and a half back. The lead actress acting sucked & Jena sucked with her continuous eye rolls. Grandpa acting was better. The storyline sucked, the plot sucked and the movie as a whole sucked. ,
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Spiders (2013)
3/10
Not bad
31 August 2021
Spiders 3D would of gotten a much better rating if there was a better lead actress other than Christa Campbell. Christa was over acting as if this was a low class B movie. The CHI was good, just wish I they took better care of showing NYC besides 2 yellow cabs.
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Swim (I) (2021)
1/10
Whisper so the shark don't hear you
23 August 2021
The mother's acting was worst than the CGI shark, she whispered 75% of the time, the other bad acting was worst than a SYFY channel movie. Grandpa was cool... Have you ever watched a horror movie and root for the villain? Here's your chance.
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Bagman (2020)
1/10
Nah I'm good
8 May 2021
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At 19:15 I couldn't take it anymore and turned it off. I can't believe a movie from 2018 actually said "peace n***ers." I had to rewind it and turn on the close captions just to make sure I didn't hear what I thought I heard.
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Intensive Care (II) (2018)
6/10
I honestly wanted to hate this movie
9 July 2020
Intensive Care was surprisingly good, not great, due to a few bad angles and shady acting. But overall, the fight choreography, halfa** script, strong lead actress and bonus during the credits made me want to write a review.
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Demon Legacy (2014)
3/10
Annoying lead actress
31 May 2020
I had to write a review because I needed to stop anyone from attempting to watch this crap. I love B movies and there were a few good moments, (Ranger did his thing) but the annoyance with Michelle and her bad acting, pissed me off. Haunting at Foster Cabin "had" potential, but fell short trying too much.
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End of the Road (I) (2011)
7/10
Not too bad
8 May 2020
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I enjoyed this flim, it was different with a feel good plot twist. Yes, it's not a horror and it's not perfect, but it surprised me and I would watch it again.
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Blood Hunters (2016)
3/10
Don't watch this. Find another movie
4 May 2020
Just terrible. Once you see a 6'5" 260 lbs man let a 5'9" 100lbs wet man cut a wire, you'll realize it's too late and your more than 1 hour in. (Ask me) Script? Horrible. Plot? Horrible. Monster costume? Horrible (just like the aliens from the TV show Land of the Lost) Acting? Horrible, the only one who did a great job was Henry. The mother sound like she was having a orgasm just by breathing instead of sounding scared.
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Animalistic (2015)
3/10
Emma facial expressions were the worst
31 March 2020
The gore I liked. We all can appreciate a good Thriller, and this one wasn't bad except for the lead actress acting. Her struggle expressions, were a struggle, which also looked like her scared expressions along with her hard breathing as if she's having a asthma attack. Everyone else did a great/good job, except for Emma and the female tycoon in the restaurant, they killed my vibe. UPDATE: 12/21/2023 Forgot I saw this movie 3 years ago and watched it again by accident. Came to the reviews to see if anyone else was pissed or discussed about Hana Oldenburg (Emma)'s non-acting skills. Saw this review header, and pressed on it to read, and bam, it's mine. Lol... Ralf Beck (Jim) killed it, he was on a whole different, Empire State Building top floor level, EVERYONE ELSE was also on a different level, while Emma basement level acting ruined it for me again, with her 3 facial expressions. I really hope Hanna got some much needed acting skills, cause this isn't it.
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Caedes (2015)
9/10
If you liked Shaun of the dead try this
24 February 2020
There should be a comedy title added to this action, horror. In the intro when I saw one of the main characters doing drunken style Kung Fu, I knew this was going to be a hit. Don't get me wrong, the script could of been better, but some scenes did make me laugh out loud. It's not Shaun of the Dead and it's not trying to be, but it is a pleasant surprise of a gem. I liked it and it's worth a watch.
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No One Lives (2012)
10/10
WOW just WOW
15 February 2020
This is how movies should be made. From beginning to end there's action, suspense, great acting, blood ect... which made me want more. Grab your popcorn, 420, soda/beer and enjoy it like I did.
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The Rizen (2017)
1/10
Annoying
15 February 2020
It could of been an awesome movie, but... It sucked. The over use of suspense didn't work for me.
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