Reviews

What an absolute piece of rubbish. The script is terrible. The acting isn't even acting. Do. It go near it! Buyer beware. Everything about this one is garbage.

Where do they get these turd burglars from? Just another bad script featuring a terrible bunch clowns! The circus has definitely come to down! Beware!!

I made it to 3mins 31 seconds. I'll pay anyone $100 a piece if you can make it further. What an absolute smoking pile of junk!! This is not "film making".

Omg! Where do I start! Don't even bother! Some random annoying screaming woman (shut the f up!!!!) - and Kyle, where acting hits an all time new low. And what's with the ridiculous soundtrack?

This movie has a pile of questions that I never want answered. Let's just pretend this never happened.

Terrible movie. Worst acting I've ever seen. That main girl, omg - tragic! Who ever decided to put her in front of a camera should be shot. As if any guy with half a brain would ever be attracted to her let alone fall for her con.

Avoid at all costs. Couldn't watch it all the way through. Cringe!!

If you thought the final film was terrible, well they've gone one step further with this documentary. Even the unseen footage from the original films can't save this drawn out piece of nausea.

Nothing about this movie was convincing at all. Such a mismatch of characters. Obvious plot and full of plot holes. I only kept watching because the lead, Christa B Allen, was hot. Other than that, stupid on so many levels.

Yeah I enjoyed it. But am I the only one who can see that this film is a complete rip off of Fincher's Seven. Even down to the lead detectives first name, style and attitude. The only difference is that this film has 7 deadly super heroes not 7 deadly sins. Still worth the watch. But don't be fooled, it's no Seven.

How many times can the villain sneak up off camera and surprise hit the victim over the head? Well it happened at least 5 times in this piece of crap of movie. Bruce Willis you should have just run away after the opening credits.

Usually I can at least have a laugh at this rubbish. I couldn't even laugh at this one. The acting is not even acting. It is appallingly. Everyone involved in this piece of crap should never be allowed to step foot near a film protect again. However, if you are looking for fat chics in bikinis, you've come to the right place. WARNING: Don't press play.

World War II. US troops parachute into Germany - mission to blow up a radio tower on the top of a church. Sounds easy! Not when you are dealing with a crazed SS captain and a nazi army - oh and there's also some human genetic testing we heard rumours about. Science fiction meets war meets horror. Awesomeness!

What is everyone talking about? Did we just watch the same movie? Prospect was horrible! Slow and boring and just down right painful. 119 minutes felt like119 days.

Not worth the watch.

Jim Carrey nailed this role. You are put directly in his shoes as he sifts his way through the dark under world of a polish sex club scene to pin an unsolved murder on Marton Csokas. Both actors brilliant in their roles! Bleak. Cold. Atmospheric. Dark Crimes is everything it's cracked up to be and more. I loved it!

Sure, this film is not for everyone, but it's definitely not worth the 1, 2 or 3 stars it's been given. If you are looking for Ace Ventura you have come to the wrong place!