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Attack on Titan (2022)
There's awful and there is this.
CGI that would have been out of date over a decade ago.
Acting that could be bested by a cardboard cutout.
Direction that could be better done just with a street sign.
Utter waste of time, and I really wonder how they thought they could get away with this.
Of course this is a quick money grabbing attempt by the producers, but even a budding actor should have thought twice before accepting a role in this. I've seen panto plays with better acting, no - I have seen high school plays with better acting. I've seen muppet shows where actors showed more energy and power.
One way or the other, I am sure these guys will do more movies like this, and I will be putting down reviews like this again and again.
Shin Kamen Raidâ (2023)
None of the staff could act to save themselves
I have seen better acting from a copse of trees, the actors all have horrible, horrible direction and it was clear the director didn't care.
Worse, the pacing, the plot is all around the place and driven more by exposition than actual action and story.
CGI is as if it's from a game a decade, probably even more ago.
I like Kamen Rider stuff, but this movie has really lowered the bar, it's truly awful, and way too long for the 2h.
The editor should have cut about half the movie, and created much better paced action, maybe then it would really get two stars, maybe...
Even once you get to 2/rd of the movie, it is obvious the movie isn't going anywhere.
At least I would have liked it if the boss fights were worth mentioning, but oh no. Ooooh no.
Utopia (2013)
Best thing since sliced bread
Utterly groundbreaking. The visuals, the sound track, the plot.
Blackbeard, the Pirate (1952)
Very boring for a modern audience
Seriously failing scenario lets this film down.
The acting isn't that bad, it's the pointless scene from scene, making you wonder what the hell is this all about.
I can live with the 1950s model ships, or cardboard castles, it really needed a good editing.