Reviews

Where was the story? All that happened was bad people did something to someone now he has to beat them up x4. And the old man? We see him for 3 minutes at the beginning then at the end old lady walks in and they hug. Wtf who is this old man and why do i care about him? The first one was 10x better. This is just sad and nothing made sense. There was no character build up for me to care about anyone in the movie but him.

I literally predicted the ending within 20 min. Everything was predictable, no surprises. As soon as the guy in the jeep said you must put the gem in the statues eye and scream jumanji. I knew immediatley the would put the gem in, and not know what to do next. Surprisingly though it was the Jack Black, played by the popular teen girl who cant get off her phone for more than a minute, who remembered to say the name. The only thing good about this movie was the CGI. Sad to see the Rock and Kevin Hart play in such a poorly directed movie.

First bit of the movie seemed quite good, three not so experienced campers find stolen money from a man trying to fake his own death in a plane crash. When Cusack got the guns from the ranger thats when all realism went out the window. Using the rifle he fires at the three college kids paddling down a river with the money. A camera shot through the scope of his rifle shows hes firing about chest level at them. When the camera shows them you see bullets hitting the water around the paddle boat, next to them. A wide shot from Cusack to the paddlers showed them about 200 yards away which is what most hunting rifles are dialed in to. So, the bullets should have stuck the water far beyond the boat considering he missed. Near the end of the movie the friends find a tunnel and use it to escape from the criminal. Cusack finds the tunnel and the college students. He then fires multiple shots in the tunnel and in the abandoned factory it leads to. Guns are very loud, ecspecially when in confined spaces, deafening in fact. They all seem unphased by the sound and talk in a normal voice. These people should have been deaf for some time afterwards.