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What a piece of utter garbage.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald is a terrible film, on of the worst this year no doubt. Apparently it's the first film to be written by J.K Rowling. Dear, why you might be a good author, you cannot be a worse screenwriter. The biggest problem is that is so god damn boring, 90% of this movie is either Fan-service, pointless subplots and long monologues that are so prevalent there is literally a point in the film, where they just throw 2 long monologues back to back. There are so many characters and subplots that do absolutely nothing but confuse the film, and not being able to follow it just adds to the boredom. The only parts that aren't boring, are the parts that are so amuture, that it makes the movie look like a bad TV movie.

The CGI was everywhere, and it looked BAD. I could not stop laughing at the scene with the blue fire dragons, because the CGI was so horrible. The camera work is terrible, the color pallet is so overly dark that you can't see anything, which makes the film even more boring. The most laughable part of presentation, is that in some scenes, they forget to add sound effects. One of them being a major characters death (way to go movie). When the movie wanted me to cry, I just laughed so hard.

The acting was alright, nothing special, everybody didn't really give a damn. Especially Johnny Deep (Who they probably wasted the entire budget on).

This film is garbage, don't watch it. It even has the audacity to end with a cliffhanger, as if anyone would want to see any more.

Enjoyment Rating - 1/5 Recommendation Rating - 2/5 Quality Rating - 2/10

Overall - 2.5/10 (Abysmal)

I'm usually not the one to complain if a movie is unoriginal, but there is a limit. When a movie becomes so unoriginal, so cliched, and so dull, that I have to criticize. Sometimes it provokes anger, most of the time, it provokes bordom. Rock Dog is most certainly in the latter category. This 80 minute experience, felt 20 minutes longer than it should, and that's because Rock Dog is dull as hell. This movie is so unimpressive and so basic and bland, that even though the quality just might be mediocre, most people will dislike this movie. Even the animation feels like it was made for DVD, it's not Norm of the North bad, this movie is just boring and dull. Some positives? The music and voice acting is very good, so if you want to watch this movie for the cast, then I can't blame you, but as a movie to enjoy, it's not enjoyable and it's boring. There is one more thing I would like to talk about in this movie, that is one of the only things of note. The last 5 minutes, which is by far the worst part of the movie, and the only part that got a real reaction out of me. Where the main character, finds out he can shoot lasers out of his guitar, straight out of nowhere. He saves the day, dance party ending and done. This scene is completely out of place, and just left me confused. So overall, Rock Dog isn't terrible, it's not even bad, but it's underwhelming and boring. The Cast is good, the songs are good (and on YouTube) the ending is bad, and that's all I can remember.

Recommendation Rating - Not Worth it Quality Rating - Alright Entertaining Rating - Boring

Final Rating - 5/10