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Chambers (2019)
Umm
The most insane worthless songs ever in this movie. I'm not sure if I can even make it to the second episode. Was this an attempt at a world record for the worst excuse for music or noise of all time? Seriously not joking. You should be fired from life for even having a soundtrack like that come to mind. Maybe even just one of those songs. There should be jail time for producing trash so bad. Never have I ever left a review on a movie due to a soundtrack. Even low budget movies have enough common sense not to pick the most annoying noise and sounds ever. If a rock could speak even though it has zero iq, would still manage to pick better songs. So maybe a black hole for a brain? Just keeps sucking things into the void?
Hell's Kitchen: 12 Chefs Compete (2010)
How?
How does such a worthless person like sabrina even make the cut on this show? She is worse than stupid because she is dumb on purpose. She wants to tell everyone they are wrong and how to do it right but has to ask them how to turn the stove on. So instead of her pretending she has a little common sense and learning from more experienced people she does what any worthless person does.. she becomes a manipulative wench that only harms those around her
Hell's Kitchen: Day 9 (2006)
Awkward
The final four contestants left little doubt who could win. Not the lying Sara who would throw anyone under the bus to succeed. Not K grease who wears his pants low..idiot. And definitely not Virginia. Virginia has the most potential out of the three but obviously cannot run a section. Her palate is what carried her well beyond her skill level in the kitchen. The last few episodes became awkward because of this.
Hell's Kitchen: Day 8 (2006)
Karma
So glad Sara got what was coming to her. Lying, deceitful wench didn't make it.
MasterChef Australia (2009)
Was expecting an 8 but was very disappointed.
Very poor attempt all around. 3 judges that are not very qualified. Then the contestants are eliminated by each other? So the real talents get booted off as they are a threat. So lazy cooks with little skill stay as talent gets sent home. Guess when you have the 3 stooges as judges you might feel that letting the noobs vote the next masterchef in was a good idea right? Pass this dollar store knock off of masterchef up for something worth your time but remember to see what morons created and backed this so you can avoid everything else they do.
Hell's Kitchen: 4 Chefs Compete (2011)
Why?
Remember Russell from last season who only cared for himself and would throw his teammates under the bus just to look good? Well, he looks like a saint compared Elise. She's a narsasistic liar and blames her faults on everyone but herself. When she is caught on multiple occasions blaming others for her mistakes there is not a legitimate reason to keep her. You cannot put her in leadership because she cannot be trusted and will put the business in jeopardy. You can't hire her as an employee in general for the same reason. She proves that she cannot ever be trusted. Getting 3 right on the taste challenge. Let's be clear that most of those were pretty easy. Even if she got a perfect score on foods that are typically harder to get right. You can't put anyone that you cannot trust at all in charge regardless of what business it is. Ramsey knows this as he is not fooled by her and has more business sense than to make that big of an error in judgement. Elise has been a cancer that everyone has been sabotaged by when placed on her team and even at times when they are not on her team. So, WHY is Elise still around when everyone else wants her gone because of how bad she is? That's the only question worth asking for season 9. There is something off about her still being allowed to stay after everyone knew how ugly a person she is on the inside. That is not something that you change from taking a class. Especially when you blame the issues on everyone else.
Hell's Kitchen: 2 Chefs Compete (2010)
Nice
So glad Russell lost. He may be able to cook, but as a person and co-worker...He is trash. You could see him sabatoging Trev and doing everything to point fingers at anyone to get ahead. He cannot be trusted at all. As a leader he would cause you to spend more time making sure he didn't fire all your best employees because they were a threat to him. Constantly having to check and verify everything he says is too much time wasted. Maybe Russell should try politics or sell used cars.
Hell's Kitchen: Winner Announced (2010)
Shocked
Cannot believe they let Holly win. She will sleep with anything to get ahead.
Hell's Kitchen: Day Five (2007)
Melissa
Is Melissa auditioning as "cousin it"? Wow. She is poison to a team. She should never be allowed any leadership role or put in charge of anything. Will be glad when she is booted off the show. I believe Rock was right about her as well.
Hell's Kitchen: Day One (2007)
Proud of Julia
Out of all the contestants it was clear that Julia wanted to do a good job and cared about the work she was doing. Everyone else was painfully obvious they were their for a check so to speak. Julia is what any company should should look for when hiring. Hard working, dedicated employees like her are rare So, for those speaking against her were telling on themselves as to their motives. Sure, she was not ready yet to become a chef at that high of a level. But if she had the culinary experience that the others had she would have destroyed them in the competition. Rock seems to have a good head on his shoulders too and will do well. Would gladly take Julia on as she would do well with whatever training she was given. You can't buy or teach people to be like that once they are adults. You are or you are not that kind of person.
Hell's Kitchen: Day 10 (2006)
Reality
When Virginia said she would hire her husband...That sealed her fate instantly. 90% of married couple cannot work together but especially when one is the boss. It creates so many problems that she took herself out of the running by showing her mindset. She would be to unstable to put in that high of a position.
Hell's Kitchen: Day 8 (2005)
Interesting
While the final four can cook. Its interesting to note that Elsie has more class than the final three put together. She owned her mistakes and even covered for the three snakes trying make sure she left that service. I wonder how long a descent person could last in such an industry. Bottom line is the last 3 you could never be friends with or trust them. They would turn on you in a second to get ahead.
Restaurant Takeover (2012)
Really!
Montana Burnett ruined an already bad show for me. No designer should ever be anywhere around a restaurant when they would rather hurt the business than to keep what works for the business. Insisting on closing the service window. Really. Guess the show wanted to make money ripping off real restaurant shows. They obviously didn't care enough to hire actual professionals. Although some of the chefs seemed to be a little better than average. And what's with this show constantly doing Indian cuisine?
Broadchurch (2013)
Honest review
If your into dull and boring british films than go ahead and watch this series. Otherwise its a snooze fest. Nothing witty about it. Those who have actually seen good tv shows beware. By far the worst excuse of a series I have ever seen that has such a good rating. Have seen better homemade youtube movies.
Hell's Kitchen (2005)
Fraud
Virginia's skills were bad the whole season and to beat keith and make it to the final two. Its beyond obvious that Gordon sent better chefs home and that she was only making it because of Gordon playing against the better chefs. I respect Gordons chef abilities but I cannot respect manipulating an outcome like he did. Its a slap in the face to those who watch Gordon's shows who are better judges than he gives them credit for. Like he did on masterchef junior where the politicians son instantly becomes 10 times the chef he was and beat out much better chefs. Gordon needs to stop this before his reputation is so destroyed that nobody respects his indorsement.