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Shrek the Third (2007)
Out of all Shrek movies, this one is the only one I didn't like
Really? Shrek as a king? Dumbest idea I've ever heard. Alot of lame jokes, boring plot, and horrible acting. Just watch the other 3.
I was going to give this a 1/10, but I'll give this another star for animation
Score: 2/10
Baywatch (2017)
A lot of unnessasary and unfuny jokes about dicks
I really wanted to like this movie, but I just couldn't. Like really, this movie is mainly about lifeguards that act like the FBI by trying to find out who are putting drugs on the beaches and leaving dead bodies there to. Stupid, right? I was on Matt Brody's side the entire movie. Mitch acts like finding drugs was such a big deal as a lifegaurd.
Inside Out (2015)
Ok it's not Pixar's best, but still a good movie
Inside Out is one of my personal favorite movies. Reasons why?
1. It's funny
2. Great animation
3. The plot is understandable
4. Great actors
Sure, movies like Toy Story 1 and 3, Coco, and Finding Nemo were better, but this is still an absolute must-watch you should see.
10/10
Norbit (2007)
Forget the critics, this movie was hilarious!
Critics are just messed up now. How do Sausage Party get an 82% on RT and this gets 9% on RT? Sausage Party is full of dirty humor but atleast Norbit has more laughs.
Go see this film. You won't regret it.
Daddy's Home 2 (2017)
Dissapointed; Just like the first one except with grandfathers
I didn't really like this movie. It was boring and had awful acting. The comedy is the only good thing in the movie.
Score: 6.5/10
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
"I like it ALOT"....- Lloyd
....but not as much as the first D&D. The first D&D was a classic! It had a lot of laughs.
However, for this movie, most of the jokes from the first were recycled. What I mean is that most jokes from the first D&D were used in the second. For example, they reused the "most annoying sound in the world" and instead used the 2ND most annoying sound in the world. SPOILER: The "2nd most annoying sound in the world" is when Lloyd kept rapidly ringing a doorbell multiple times on some old dude's house( Mr. Peabody). Belive it or not, Lloyd actually does this again while on the search for HArry's daughter. Another reused joke was their prank. SPOILER: In the first D&D, Lloyd and Harry put a spicy food on the bad guy's burger and he starts choking. In this movie, Lloyd and Harry setup fireworks in the bad guy's motel room and set them off. Like, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? The funny thing is that they didn't even think if the explosion would kill him. After the fireworks, the bad guy runs out his motel room ON FIRE, LITERALLY ON FIRE, and jumps right into a pool.
Funny, but not cool.
Black Panther (2018)
I liked it. (A review from someone that isn't a fan of Marvel)
Yup. You heard me. I'm not a Marvel Fan. I don't watch movies about superheroes. This is the first Marvel movie I've seen since Green Lantern. And I personally was entertained. Especially the scene with that car scene. However, I would had given this a 10/10, but the accents are just plain bad.
If you're a Marvel fan, you'll probably be dissapointed in this one. If you aren't a Marvel fan, I recommend you go see it.
RoboCop (1987)
Great Action movie!
I absolutely love this movie. It's so entertaining to see RoboCop himself fight against burglars and gangs.
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
My least favorite of the series, but still a must-see.
I'm a big fan of the original BTTF. The second one was good. The third one was almost great. My problem with the second and third BBTF is the acting. The charecters are kinda boring but everyting else was great!
I still suggest you see all BTTF, but don't watch the third f you haven't watched this one.
Watership Down (1978)
Good movie but WAY TOO VIOLENT for young audiences.
The animation in this movie is outstanding. Just like a few reviews, this movie has alot of blood in it. There were some scenes where rabbits were being murdered by foxes having scars on them and blood coming out of their mouths!
I'd recommend you'd not watch this movie if you below the age of 9.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
I hate myself for think this would be good.
The Emoji Movie and The Garbage Pail Kids are tied for the worst movie I have ever seen.
For those that don't know, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is an 80s movie based on a card game. And boy, that movie was horrible! The Garbage Pail KIds themselves all look ugly and are poorly designed. You should see the Nostaglia Critic review on this and The Emoji Movie because The Garbage Pail Kids just absolutely broke Doug Walker (the host).
Onto The Emoji Movie. First off, who came up with this? It's cringy and full of stupidity. Second, the charecters are all brats. Jailbreak is always acting so bossy even when she's not the one in trouble. High-5 was the worst one of all...He has a very annoying voice, terrible humor, and just useless in the journey except for just causing more chaos. Gene was boring, hardly did anything.
However, I must give some credit to the animatio in this movie, it's amazing! But still save your time and money.
Score: 1.5/10
Cars 3 (2017)
One of the most dissapointing movie experiences I've ever sat through
First off, I want to say that when Cars 1 first came out, I loved that movie and I sill love it today. I was about 6 when Cars 2 came out, I liked it when I was younger, but now I don't. Now, I'm 13 and this came out on Netflix a little while ago. Boy, was I dissapointed.
In this movie, McQueen retires after a new racer who turns out to be faster than McQueen. This means that he is done racing for life because he is too old. But McQueen doesn't want to stop racing, so one day he gets invited to a place that he'll spend the rest of his life at. A girl car named Cruz who turns out to be a fan of McQueen is his instructor. Since McQueen is too old to finish his race, he let Cruz finish it for him.
If you're a fan of the first Cars, don't watch it. I have to give some credit of this movie being better than the second Cars though.
5/10
The Loud House (2014)
Lousy, Loud, and Unfunny
Those are the words that I use to describe this show. Yes, it is very loud. In almost every single episode, the kid fight over something. Don't even start me with the animation. It's even worse than Sanjay and Craig's animation, and that show sucked! This show also has alot of toilet humor along with poop jokes.
Skip this show. Seriously.
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
Just let the series die already Nick...
After the year 2015, all of the new Spongebob episodes sucked, especially the ones today. I loved Spongebob when I was little, but I noticed that the new episodes just started recycling old episodes into bad ones. I'll give this 2 stars for the improvement on the animation though.
Game Shakers (2015)
Annoying charecters, but I'd much rather watch this than Henry Danger.
Game Shakers is about 4 teenagers who create mobile games with the help from a famous celeberty rapper named Double G. Corny name, right? Anyways, their jobs are just making games.
My problem with Nick is that they're running out of ideas! I loved Spongebob, but now they're just recycling every old episode into a stupid new one. I also don't get why that show hasn't died yet, but iCarly did, and that show was the bomb! Infact, it still is today.
Back to Game Shakers, why would Nick include that guy named "Ed" from Good Burger? He is still as stupid as of today, and when I mean today, I mean in this show. His voice was also really obnoxious. Onto the Game Shakers themselves, there is this one kid named Hudson who has a very annoying laugh and is as stupid as Double G. Babe and kenzie are both drama queens and very bossy. Triple G isn't that bad, he is a little immature tho.
There are other shows that I recommend you watch like Spongebob, The Loud House, iCarly, Drake and Josh, and much others. Skip this show.
The Thundermans (2013)
It's about time this show finally dies!
This may be a late review, but shows like this prove that Nickelodeon ran out of ideas for shows. Like cmon, a family with superpowers? This show wants to be The Incredibiles so bad, but it can't. Also, the charecters were really annoying. Hank Thunderman acts like a baby at times for the dumbest reasons, Billy says alot of dumb things, Nora always tazes Billy with her laser eyes for no reason at all, Max and his rabbit have annoying laughs. Finnaly this show stops making new shows!
Peter Rabbit (2018)
Rude and Immature Charecters, but also Very Funny
Peter Rabbit is about a rabbit who lives with his 4 friends, and to get food, they all sneak into a old man's garden. There is a woman who lives nextdoor to the old man, and she LOVES rabbits. She's like, obsessed with them! One day, they rabbits sneak into the old man's garden, and the old man somehow...dies? The next scene, which I found extremely rude was the scene when a hella lot animals including the rabbits have a party in the dead man's house leaving food everywhere, and celebrating that he's dead, yup. Soon, the old man's nephew(if I remember) gets the news of his dead uncle and then lives in his house. The rabbits didn't like the new man because he liked the girl nextdoor(the girl obsessed with rabbits) and shes likes him back. Therefore SHE spends time with the man instead of the rabbits. So throughout the movie, the rabbits try to get their garden back by trying to get the new man to leave.
I just really found that scene when they celebrate the death of the old man rude and I also found it immature when Peter wanted to stick a carrot in the old man's buttcrack when he bent over once.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Awful movie, but very entertaining
Have you ever heard of the saying "So bad, it's good"? If you don't know what this means, I'll explain. The "So bad" part means that it's poorly made, and explains why this has a poor review on IMDb. But, the "It's Good" part means that it's entertaining. And this is what Birdemic is!
The Birdemic takes about 45 minutes to start, the birds look like they are just GIFS, and they charecters acted terribly. It's entertaining because it's cool seeing the actors shoot the birds.
Go see this movie, it's that addicting.
Antz (1998)
So good it's bad?
Have you have ever heard of the saying "So bad it's good"? If you don't understand what that means, I'll explain. The "So bad" part means that the movie is probably badly ated, probably because it is a bad movie. The "So good" part means that it is entertaining. However, I feel the exact opposite for this movie.
I was just so bored in the beginning 30 minutes of the movie! I don't get how this got a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Dissapointed
I absolutely loved the first Despicable Me movie. The second was just as good. But a third movie? Why ruin the series with a thrid movie when the other 2 were already good? I remember that I didn't really find this movie funny nor appropriate for kids under the age of 12. In the movie they mention the word "Boobs".
Also, why and how did Gru go from being evil to a good guy in the movie?
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Not as bad as I expected
There are some good things with this movie and some bad
GOOD- The story: the story is about 4 bad guys that stole something and hit it ina toy car. The toy car gets taken to Alex's (The protagonist) house.
-The traps: The traps were quite entertaining in my opinion
BAD- The charecters: What happened? In Home Alone 2, Kevin was 10, and Alex is 8? Also, why is the protagonist's name Alex? Why couldn't it be Kevin?In this movie, this time there are bad guys instead of 2.
Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995)
This one blows!
Why make a third Problem Child? The first two movie were alright but what was the purpose of another movie? Junior's voice is even more annoying, Big Ben is in this movie and Junior's father is somehow Big Ben's son.
Forget about this movie, watch the original two instead.
The Boss Baby (2017)
At times funny, but a little inapproprite for kids *A FEW SPOILERS*
The movie has some good animation and a decent story. However, the comedy in this movie was taken too far. For example, there are multiple naked baby shots. Also, in the scene where The Boss baby tell time to suck the pacifier, they use the term 'You suck it!".
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
Better than the second, worst than the first and fourth
Ok, this movie is as bad as the second but better. But, the name of this movie sound as bad as it is, right? This movie is a total Shipwreck, oh I'm sorry "Chipwreck". Where's the plot? Are the chipmunks not in school anymore? Also, are animals even allowed on cruises? Yet again, we met Ian Hawk and some weird chick named Zoey who has no friends. Zoey is also a really annoying charecter because the only reason why she was on the island is because she spent almost a decade trying to find some hidden treasure.
It's still a more enjoyable film than the second movie, but all the singing was just bad. Don't forget Simon, he gets bitten by a spider and then makes him feel all Russian of course.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
In my opinion, the worst of the series
Well, what can I say? This movie is so boring. The chipmunks start going to school after Dave gets injured at The Chipmunk's concert. For what, when they can already talk and especially sing? Besides, in this movie Dave hires an elderly babysiter who got injured after falling down some stairs while she was in her wheeling chair. Now the chipmunks are with the babysiter's lazy grandson, Toby. Oh yes, at school The Chipmunks met "The Chippets". The Chippets are the girl version of The Chipmunks, and now somehow go to the same school now! Ian Hawk was homeless one day and found The Chippets and started to become rich again. Meanwhile, The Chipmunks were losing popularity so they wanted The Chippets to join them instead of being with Ian since he was being so bossy. Towards the end of the movie, there's a talent show for $25,000. The Chipmunks wanted the Chippets to preform with them. But, Ian was gettng ready to take the Chippets to the airport, Alvin drives a toy motercycle to save the girls. After Alvin gets the girls, Ian finds them and drives a toy helecopter. Somehow, they got the remote to the helecopter and was able to drive back to the high school and won the talent show. Dave returns during the talent show and decides to keep The Chippets as 'family". At the very end, Alvin and Dave flick on and off the lights arguing about school and that Alvin isn't tired to go to bed. Aa Dave tries to come to Alvin when he still has crouches on, Alvin switches the light off and dave slips on a random skateboard and falls. Funny, right? The end!
I remember back in 2009, nobody in my theater laughed, except for that scene where Toby does a dutch oven on Thedore. Still, not so funny.