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A Christmas Carol (1984)
The best one.
I watch this version of the Christmas carol ,every couple of years and in my opinion it's still the best and most authentic take in dickens classic. George c Scott is what you imagine scrooge would look like and act like if you had a mental image of a victorian tyrant. He plays the part so well that others are poor in comparison. The Patrick Stewart attempt at playing scrooge in the 1999 version was not a patch on Scott's version. The whole atmosphere in this one is more believable and you can imagine the what the harsh winter and Xmas felt like back then. I will continue to watch this one and my kids have also said its an enjoyable movie. I have yet to see another version capture the essence of the bad old days and I believe if dickens could pick anyone to play scrooge he would pick Scott everytime.
Barbarian (2022)
Oh dear
This film couldnuave been so much better. Great setting and very claustrophobic, especially when walking through the underground tunnel . The shadowy horrible thing moving about in the distance creates a good.horror ambience. It's almost like a modern take on.sawney bean without the cannibalism. Turns out there had been an attempt at inbreeding but there.deosnt seem to be any y survivers. My main gripe about this movie was the last 30 mins. Police totally disbelieve a credible story from thr main.female character and don't even step.foot on the house, even though she had been staying.there and would have allowed access. The clown hay couldn't hold a gun without dropping it . And the abrupt ending ,it really was poor. But apart from that it wasn't the worst.
Andor (2022)
Seriously??
I watched all the episodes in the hope that something would happen!! This is one borefest and is more evidence that Disney are producing poor quality shows and attaching a star wars tag onto it,in the hope of milking yet more cash from it. If this didn't have a star wars tag , I bet half yhe viewers wouldnt even bother starting it . Its like a sci fi crime drama ,with a paramilitary police force and a bank job ,carried out by andor and his gang of anarchists . Disney really has to put an end to the star wars obsession as its being used to churn out rubbish. This was even worse than the book of boba fett and this makes that look good .
House of the Dragon (2022)
Pretty good
I have just watched all 10 episodes over 3 days and I must say it was better than I thought itnwould be. I watched GOT over 2 months last year and the bonus was I didn't need to wait for the next episode as it got hooked. Gutted I only have 1 series of this and am looking forward to second series . Defo worth a watch if your not sure. It paints the picture of what's to come in GOT and the hightowers are like the lannisters in that they would sell their souls for the throne. Just shows that having a relationship with your siblings is never advisable when it c9mes to bearing healthy children , hopefully series 2 isn't too far away as it looks like it could be a good one.
Apex (2021)
Drivel
I have seen some pointless movies over the years but this takes the biscuit. Willis is being hunted, while the hunters manage to take out themselves. I watched this to the very end ,to see how bad it was and yes folks it's very bad indeed. Worst Bruce Willis movie since bonfire of the vanities. Don't waste your time with this turkey.
Black Site (2022)
Sky originals strike again
Seriously? Is sky just churning out these drivel original movies as a tax dodge or something? This is a poor movie and I can honestly say I lasted half an hour. Thank god my subscription to sky finishes this month ,because let's face it , I would rather gloss a door than watch another one of their pitiful original movies . Don't waste your time .
Wrong Turn (2021)
Woke tourist's.
Netflix comes up with another woke bunch of characters, the mixed race couple the gay couple. So right away the undertones are set for good v evil ,he evil being trump voters from the deep south. Can we stop with all this crap . Woke points of view seem to be the only ones in movies these days and anyone else who's not a charity coffee shop worker are from the dark side if the force . This movie was garbage.
Crown Vic (2019)
Tough night
If defund the police nit jobs watched this movie ,then they would see the crap cops put up with on a daily basis . I enjoyed it ,only downside was the 2 machine gun killed driving around in the same car ,when all honesty every cop in and out that area would be all over that car.
Pups Alone (2021)
Good god .
I thought the new home alone was terrible, this makes it look like the original!! I lasted about an hour with my 8 year old and even she said switch it off.
A waste of time and typical pandemic movie!!!
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
Another pointless Disney cash cow
Disney really are trying to milk star wars to death. It really is a joke now, spin offs for every character ot seems. I'm hoping it does improve ,but not holding my breath.
The Fanatic (2019)
Not bad ,terrible ending
I thought this was alright until the ridiculous ending , when hunter was arrested. Travolta plays the part well and keeps you guessing what he will end up doing. Just lets say I'm sure the police given an hour to investigate would end up arresting moose.
The Witcher (2019)
Season 2 yuk.
Loved the first season ,but have given up after 2 episodes of the season 2. Very weak and the tree monster character was laughable. Netflix trying to make money out of mediocrity. I suppose that is their business model!!
Don't Look Up (2021)
Best Netflix movie this year
Out of all the mediocrity on Netflix, this pulled it out the hole. Great cast and shows how bad society they days has become. Snowflakes and capitalists galore. Better than expected and made me laugh at some points .
American Ninja 5 (1993)
Terrible
Lasted 20 minutes of this pile of dog crap. Mr miyaghi with an American accent says it all. Don't waste your time ,it's absolutely ridiculous and no I couldn't last till the end,it's way too bad.
The Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer (1997)
My god
This is the most ridiculous movie I have seen in a while. Comedy fight scenes with computer game insane music. The acting and storyline really is terrible. And who can forget a chief oreilly ,makes a change from a chief omalley. Do not waste your time on this pile off dog muck.
ID2: Shadwell Army (2016)
Took less than 4k at rhe cinema
Don't bother. Usual low quality football hooligan film. You find the odd gem ,but this isn't one of them . The aim actor might as well wear a police uniform as he's so unconvincing qs an undercover cop.
The Fall of the Krays (2016)
Comedy??
Ronnie kray is portrayed as pantomime villain in this . Total nonsense. Lasted an hour and gave up. Don't bother with this . More lumps of wood than a forest.
Legacy of Lies (2020)
Boring
I like Scott adkin movies ,but this sent me to sleep halfway through. Poor effort from all involved.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Ridiculous CGI
Yet more woke BS ,with the most over the top CGI I have seen. I gave up in the first 30 mins. Total garbage.
Only Fools and Horses (1981)
Nothing compares
This has to be the best sitcom ever ! Nothing obscene or PC about it, just hilarious. I watched the episode with the 2 sex dolls filled with propane there, hadn't seen it in years and still made me laugh so much. Nothing these days can even lay a glove on this and the chemistry between, Jason, Lyndhurst and Merryfield can't be beaten.
COBRA (2020)
More woke BS
Started off well ,then as usual with Sky Original dramas, turns into a woke fest. All the rioters are white racists, another mixed.race relationship with the 2 socialists within the tory government, working to change the evil politicians. The white Eton home Secretary who looks like he could fit in a KKK meeting. The wokery is never ending and tje story is poor. All sky dramas have the same under tones these days and I'm now not watching anymore. There whole focus is now on race and social justice, regardless of what the drama is actually about.
Becky (2020)
More woke BS
Can we stop with all the kick ass females that seem to be in every movie these.days ?? God a teenager is now at it!! Totally unbelievable that she can overcome hardened murderers!! All movies these days are made to have the diversity undertones, ie the powerful females, the mixed race couple and all white men are evil !! This movie is just nonsense on all levels.
Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor (1994)
Is what it is
More wooden actors in this that you see in a forest. Over the top but what do you expect? Sometimes you just like to see a guy battering everyone.
V (1984)
Dated as hell.
I knew this was naff when I watched it in the 80s, even worse now nearly 40 years later. The original star wars effects still look decent. This looks awful. The shuttles are laughable, along with Marc singers acting. He's so wooden it's like an oak tree playing Mike Donovan. Don't bother .
Redemption Day (2021)
Slow and boring.
This put me to sleep on the couch and had to rewind ot back tje 20 mins I had lost. I shouldn't have bothered ,as missed absolutely nothing. Totally unrealistic plot. No soldier would ever be allowed to rescue a.family member . I actually watched it to the end just to see if it got any better. It didn't!!