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Wrong Turn VI (2014)
So Ungodly Bad
I don't often write reviews, but my God if you have any Sanity, do not watch this movie. The movie is Half Porno, and Half Slasher, mixed with some poorly executed Cult stuff.
This Series took its own Wrong Turn after the 3rd movie, but at least that one is in Line with the first 2 movies. Bloody Beginnings, Bloodlines and this are just Awful.
The Acting is Horrendous, the killers look like cosplayers when compared to the other movies, the World building is just so poorly written and built.
Take the Right Turn, and avoid this movie, and the previous 2 movies, and just watch the first 3 movies, and the 2021 Remake. Pretend like 4, 5 and 6 don't exist, and you'll be a happier person.
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1/10
1/5
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0 Stars
For Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort.
The Wrong Missy (2020)
Annoying and Cringy
Sorry but this whole time I was watching this, I was cringing at her. She was loud, over the top, annoying, and I honestly just wanted to punch her, and screaming at Tim (David Spade) to just tell her to F&$K off. Lauren Lapkus is a good Actress, and I've seen her do good stuff, and David Spade is entertaining, but I couldn't sit through Laurens Dialog. Its a time killer, and it did have some funny moments before I turned it off, but its not worth the time.
6 Underground (2019)
I had way to much fun with this
This movie doesn't need a plot, a story, or characters to care about. This is just action for the sake of action. Seriously though, watch it, but don't look for a story. Watch it knowing its full of blood, guts, guns and death. Grab some snacks, get some beer, and enjoy this fun action film.
Haunter (2013)
Groundhog Day, but its a horror movie, and no one is alive.
I remember this from years ago. I just thought of it now, and wow watching it again reminds me that its a hidden Gem. I never realized Little Rock herself was in this movie. Definitely worth watching.
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Fun Enough to make me buy the Blu-Ray
I honestly really enjoyed it, sure, the main actress wasn't great, but the Effects are a 6/10, 3D was a 6/10, and the overall look was a 7/10. So yeah, calculate how you want. I liked this movie.
Amigos (2018)
I'm sad that Good Viners and Content Creators are in this.
I don't have much to say, other than, some of these Creators had to have been paid so much money to even be a part of this. I would imagine that this is fun for the people making the show, but its not fun to watch. The Laugh tracks are very Obvious. Even when I'm 19, I still think The Big Bang Theory has a Real Audience sometimes, same for older Disney shows like Zack and Cody/ On Deck, Hannah Montana etc., but these Laugh Tracks are obvious, and are inserted in every scene. Someone's says Hi *Laugh track for 10 seconds* its so dumb. Also, this is clearly a Friends Knock-Off. Amigos means Friends, so this is literally a friend clone. The last few seasons of Friends is funnier than this. Smosh's Skit on Big Bang Theory is funnier than this. There is nothing good about this, other than some of the Content Creators in the show.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
Just got done
Had an absolute blast! Unlike the Original, the horror side of it was low. The original had some scary moments, but not like this one, where it didn't have much. Not a negative at all, the characters didn't change at all, everything is still 2009, Zoey Deutch adds so much to Madison, and everyone else in the movie played their part perfectly. My one Negative, is that I can't have the DVD/Blu Ray yet, cause if I could, I would have put it in my Player and watched it again. Some little nit picks, like some of the CG, but other than that, its a nearly flawless film.
I give Zombieland Double Tap, a 9.8/10: With some tiny nit picks, its a nearly 10/10. Go out and see this if you haven't.
Død snø 2 (2014)
More Blood, More Gore, More Badass!
This is a well deserved sequal, most sequals suck, and go to big, but this goes big, but in the best way possible.
Annabellum: The Curse of Salem (2019)
The Name
A mix of Annabelle, and The Lords of Salem. And yeah. This movie sucks. Cheap effects, and that's it. Its a movie that's made to trick people to buying this, instead of the Annabelle movies. Go watch those instead, you'll jump, and actually have a little satisfaction at the end, instead of feeling robbed of time.
Psycho (1998)
Not terrible, but not amazing.
You've got alot of horror remakes, dawn of the dead, black christmas, day of the dead, child's play, and many more, this one isn't as terrible as people say it is. The original is a masterpiece, this is an ok Remake.
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
I feel bad for anyone who was hyped for this.
Stuff about the Director aside, this movie answers NOTHING that was asked in JC1 or 2. The continuity is squashed in this, and the effects are Piss poor. Just watch the first 2, and let the questions your asking left unanswered, cause even if you watch this movie, your questions will be left unanswered.
The Lion King (2019)
While nothing is new in this remake, the visuals are worth seeing
If you've been thinking about watching the Lion king again, by all means go see this, cause it's the same shot for shot remake as the original, with some minor to larger things removed. That's really the only negative thing I have to say about this movie, is that it's the same story. The visuals are Damn good, and sometimes left me with my jaw dropped at how beautiful some scenes looked. I recommend people to see this if they want to see beautiful visuals. Solid 7/10, I wouldn't go see it again in theaters, but I will buy it on Blu-Ray when it's available.
Legion (2010)
Why so much hate?
Its a good telling on if God gave up on Humanity, Evil would take over unless a Baby can be born. It's a very fun watch, so much so, that I ended up buying it on DVD. Its worth the watch people. Give it a shot.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
Really Good
Better then people say. People compare this with the next generation, but that's unfair. This Texas Chainsaw has things that Next Gen doesn't. Good acting, Shocking Gore, R. Lee Ermey, and a great set up to the Remake in 2003. Totally Recommend this installment.
[Rec] 4: Apocalipsis (2014)
I liked it
I marathoned all the REC movies and both Quarantine Movies, and this was the last one I watched. After being pleased with Quarantine 1 and 2, and liking REC 1 and 2, REC 3 disappointed me. This did not. This got some jumps out of me, and made me want the final 2 to escape. If you were disappointed with REC 3, this will bring you joy. I recommend this movie.
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Fun Enough to make me buy the Blu-Ray
I honestly really enjoyed it, sure, the main actress wasn't great, but the Effects are a 6/10, 3D was a 6/10, and the overall look was a 7/10. So yeah, calculate how you want. I liked this movie.
American Poltergeist (2015)
American Disaster
This movie is that kind of movie that when you try and search the Movie Poltergeist, and you want the American version, and this shows up. This movie is that drunk friend that did 1 thing cool, and thinks he's the ish. This is the kind of movie that I would record all day, and edit during the night and upload to my Instagram page. I could go on and on, but I won't.
The Kill Count (2017)
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Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Mist, Santa Slay, Silent Night Deadly Night, Chopping Mall, you'll find em all here, at Dead Meat.
Smosh: The Movie (2015)
Made for the Teen fans of the Era
Hasn't aged all that well, but it can be fun to watch to get a quick glimps at what YouTube used to be. If you love Smosh, you'll probably find some enjoyment in this, it is Classic Smosh.
As a movie, its bad, and not worth it.
Black Summer (2019)
Perfection
I would lie if I said I didn't get fooled by a new scene more than once. I love how when the group splits up, the camera follows one or 2 of the survivors, shows what they do the entire time, and when it cuts away to someone else, it shows them splitting from the group, and following the next person, while the previous go they're separate way. I loved the first episode, with showing all the characters in different locations, but meeting up at the same place at the end. Like the girl who got hit by the car, and we saw what she did to show us Lance. I would hate to see this show get canceled after 1 amazing season.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
I liked it
Sure, the acting in some places are not great, but looking past those small specs on the lens, you've got a decent movie.
Halloween II (2009)
LOVED IT
I was able to find the Theatrical Version of this movie, and I loved it so much more, than when I saw the Directors cut. The movie to me isn't meant to be a Masterpiece, but just a suspenseful, fun and Violent Slasher film, I Mean, isn't that what a Slasher film is? Gory, disturbing and wild fun? I think so, give this a watch if you haven't already.
Silent Night (2012)
The only good Silent Night movie.
Seriously people!!! Watch this, rather then the old ones. I guess watch the Original to see what this is remaking, but this one tops the Original by far!!!!
Silent Night (2012)
The only good Silent Night movie.
Seriously people!!! Watch this, rather then the old ones. I guess watch the Original to see what this is remaking, but this one tops the Original by far!!!!
Re-Kill (2015)
Took me by surprise
People always complain about the Shaky cam, but I'd like to see you hold a heavy camera straight when a horde of Fast running zombies are chasing you down. This movie is worth the watch. If you find it anywhere, pick it up. Its worth it.