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The Other Side of Heaven 2: Fire of Faith (2019)
Dismal religious tub-thumping thinly disguised as 'entertainment.'
If Ned Flanders were real and making movies this is the kind of sanctimonious, self-satisfied, culturally tone-deaf drivel he'd be churning out. Verily I say unto you, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a thinking person to endure more than five minutes of this dross.
Death Sentence (2007)
Unforgivably lazy and grindingly unoriginal.
Unforgivably lazy and grindingly unoriginal schlockfest made worse by clunky and pretentious direction.
Everybody dies, nobody cares.
Everything about the movie has a 'join the dots' feel, it's a cookie-cutter revenge flick that fails to generate any tension and few thrills.
Kevin Bacon and John Goodman should have saved a couple of bullets for their agents.
Hopefully a career low for two of Hollywoods most watchable character actors.
Avoid at all costs.
88 Minutes (2007)
88 minutes you'll never get back.
88 Minutes is an unforgivably tedious, cliché-ridden turkey.
A woeful script, pedestrian direction and dismal performances combine to deliver - what we can only hope is - the worst film of Al Pacino's career.
A thriller devoid of thrills, the movie is played out - seemingly at half speed - by a cast who seem crushed by the sheer soul-destroying witlessness of the whole sorry project.
This is one of those movies that have a barely concealed contempt for their audience. The kind of generic, soulless, rancid atrocity that fills the bargain bins in DVD hell.
Everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed.
You won't believe just how long 88 minutes can feel. Avoid like the plague!