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Ad Astra (2019)
1/10
save yourself the money and get a random star trek episode (not even a movie version)
6 December 2019
I mean obviously great actors acting horribly - did anybody along the line from the beginning say "you know this is gonna suck - why dont we stop before we tarnish our reputations with one hella bad movie

gene roddenberry would be rolling over in his grave

absolutely fkn painful experience - torture is against the geneva convention
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7/10
much better than watching the nightly news - thats for sure
28 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Pretty basic stallone - he kills a million bad people / the writers probably could have handled saving the girl (like in the end it turns out she woke up from an overdose, or some crap)
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Gemini Man (2019)
9/10
a 9 is probably low but a 10 always looks fishy
21 November 2019
I read the low reviews and thought to myself - hey these people would never enjoy ANY movie - smith and co deliver a damn good movie - thats it
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9/10
film critics are full of crap - it was great / hope there is another!
16 November 2019
I mean its not 007 but at least it is not boring, not political,lots of people get killed - what else does a movie need to do or not do?
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Hunter Killer (2018)
9/10
Hooyah!!!!
16 December 2018
Job well done soldiers - great movie and thank you for your service / badazz
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Backtrace (2018)
1/10
public mental health hazard - run and hide!!
15 December 2018
Its not really a movie - more like some type excruciating torture plot to drive you insane / worked on me
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Asher (II) (2018)
8/10
shoulda found a couple of third graders to help with the ending
9 December 2018
Movie was great but ran out of bullets / perlman - nice work but obv focused on potus at the end

hey ron - make more good movies so we can enjoy your talent / your lane is empty
  • accelerate without the distractions


sleepy time
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5/10
BE WARY OF ANY REVIEWS OVER 7
2 November 2018
If the storyline made a little sense and the and the time wasted with the really weak contrived morality play was a bit less, I would recommend the movie just because he so damn good.
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The Meg (2018)
8/10
hilarious - nothing complicated or contrived
17 September 2018
I doubt any normal person or family would walk out of a theater disappointed

not calling it an "a" movie but a very worthy of a bag of popcorn on a boring even if to just to avoid television news - just because its CRAZY!!
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Reprisal (I) (2018)
1/10
THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE THIS TWO STARS MUST BE RELATED TO BRUCE
1 September 2018
Not worth the computer or the handycam it was written on. Having said that there is only one way from here on. Very hard to try to figure out how something like this could have come to be - like "he can't need money that badly - like set up a go fund me account and ask for 10 cents instead of scamming your fans"
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How It Ends (2018)
4/10
PRETTY WATCHABLE FOR A "B" ACTION COMEDY
22 July 2018
WHOEVER WROTE THE HILARIOUS SCRIPT IS A TRUE GENIUS - I AM SURE THAT IS WHY THEY MADE THE MOVIE
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Occupation (2018)
2/10
WHY DID THEY WASTE THE MONEY
22 July 2018
THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD NOT BE WATCHABLE FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES

PROBABLY DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO
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Siberia (2018)
1/10
He should have paid to keep the movie in the can instead of ruining a good career
17 July 2018
I really can't remember a recent movie so embarrassing to watch. Excruciating to say the least.
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