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The Green Knight (2021)
DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE EXPECTING A TRUE POEM ADAPTATION
Utterly disappointed in this adaptation. Pretty much the only thing that remained faithful to the original text was that Gawain beheaded the Green Knight.
Spirit Untamed (2021)
At least the humor was so bad that you couldn't help but laugh!
I enjoyed the first Spirit movie. This, however, was not a spirit movie. It's not even the same horse. They tried to copy a lot of the original Spirit's plot, but gave the characters zero arc. The villains have no arc like the general did in the last movie. I would avoid.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Fine watch, dumb decisions, dumber characters.
Not a whole waste of 2 hours. The visuals were solid and there could be a cool story but it's obliterated by the idiotic characters, especially the daughter. Screws over the whole team and then Geeta, who she just had to save, dies. Literally everyone could have survived in this movie if they killed the OBVIOUS MOLE. So stupid.
In the Earth (2021)
Good 1st half. Second half almost unwatchable.
Surprisingly enough, I liked this movie up until the pair left Zack's camp. After that, it turned into an absolute mess that had no idea what it was going for. The characters make stupid decisions and blindly trust people because they were pen pal lovers?
To add on to the lack of story, you are constantly bombarded with the most unpleasant strobe lighting and wonky sounds ever. It got to the point where I needed to squint in the theater so my eyes weren't flashing.
Also, I'm fine with movies that have vague endings but oh my God this did nothing to wrap up their horrible journey in the forest. Alma seems possessed and suddenly knows how to leave... wonder where she got that information from? (Oh yeah... the LSD monster probably showed her and we were supposed to understand whatever those visuals were).