Millions of dollars spent on terrible writers and horrible directors while all this time their answer was right in front of them making Star Wars cartoons for the Disney Channel.
Reviews
64 Reviews
Batwoman
(2019–2022)
Disappointing
13 October 2019
My 8 yo daughter and I looked forward to this wonderful new Batwoman series but within the first 10 min I was left to explain to a very unhappy girl that just because she hasnt got large amounts of testosterone running through her body and isn't attracted to other girls that she too can be anything she wants.
Very sad that the producers of this show thought the hero had to be half male to explain her heroic actions.
Child's Play
(2019)
Craptastic.
2 October 2019
A disgruntled Korean warehouse jockey turns off a crappy looking doll's violence inhibiters. Hahahahahahaha.
How dumb do studio execs think movie going audiences are these days ? Although to be honest, most teenagers these days are pretty dumb so I guess most of them don't know any better.
Watch the original instead, it was no masterpiece but it's miles ahead of this garbage.
1 star.
Rambo: Last Blood
(2019)
Masterpiece.
27 September 2019
If you don't like this movie then you are part of the problem.
I'm not surprised critics and Hillary voting liberals hate this movie. It's because they hate America and want to see us over run with criminals.
Just go see this movie and realise we live in the greatest nation on the planet.
Loses a star for that Eleven chick.
11 September 2019
Age Of Resistance.
1 September 2019
It's OK, what you would expect from a series based on an almost 40 year old movie.
Although I think it's title Age Of Resistance may not age well considering what baggage the word "resistance" carries with it these days.
Star Trek: Discovery
(2017–2024)
Feelings...
28 May 2019
Michael Burnham has many feelings. We get to hear all about these feelings in this new Star Trek series.
Sad Michael Burnham, confused Michael Burnham, conflicted Michael Burnham, reflective Michael Burnham, angry Michael Burnham, and on rare occasions slightly happy Michael Burnham.
This should be called Star Trek: The Many Moods Of Michael Burnham.
Long Shot
(2019)
Made me sad.
22 May 2019
I was having a really bad day and thought I would catch a comedy to cheer me up. Unfortunately the closest thing to a comedy playing had Seth Rogan in it....
I thought how bad could it be? My answer came within the first five minutes and it was horribly bad..
I actually felt worse leaving the cinema than I did going in. I even paid for the privilege. Stupid me...
Never again.. Thanks for nothing Seth Rogan.
The Hustle
(I) (2019)
90 mins of Rebel Wilson?
21 May 2019
If you have money to waste on this disaster maybe you should consider donating to starving children or animal shelters. I guarantee that you'll feel much better about yourself than sitting through this unfunny mess and Rebel Wilson has already had her 15 minutes.
The Humanity Bureau
(2017)
Ahead of his time!
16 May 2019
In years to come there will be two actors that will be considered Gods, and they are Nic Cage and Steven Seagal.
Mark my words and collect all you can of them now! This is a heads up people and don't say you weren't given advance notice.
The King
(II) (2017)
The longest dummy spit in history..
1 May 2019
The left continue to whine about Trump, this time dragging poor old Elvis into their narrative, at least the music saves this mess from being a complete unwatchable disaster.
I feel bad for this filmmaker though, it must be hard not to have grown up being the special little snowflake his parents promised he would be....
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