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Head on a Plate (2023)
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Where Botox and silicone go to retire. This movie has no redeeming qualities others than giving a hooker-shoe salesman one last order.
I think we have all seen the alien takes human form in order to get what it wants done before. And in every instance, done better. The movie has a plot and that's it. Oh and a hell of a sound track and I do mean a hell of one. Little cousin Timmy playing on the organ.
Thank goodness there is no nudity. To see any of the cast members naked would have cost me my lunch. These are not pretty people.
I confess to having no education in any field of the arts. I only know what I like and what I don't like. I should have jumped from this film when the broad walked across the desert floor in her stiletto platform heals in her $7 bordello dress but I had to see if it was going to get better. It did not
The good news. To the best of my knowledge, no animas were permanently injured in the making of this motion picture.
Warning: Beware of anyone who likes this movie..