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The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Awful.
Genuinely poor. Recommend you do not waste your time.
Criminal Audition (2019)
Disturbingly different - worth a watch
Unique ideas with some dark twists and turns. Definitely worth a go.
Janghwa, Hongryeon (2003)
The worst film I've completed
Had to complete it for closure.
Awful film. Not a clue what it was about.
If you have a spare two hours, make a really nice sandwich instead.
Us (2019)
Very poor with some positives
Bits were brilliant, others atrocious. The plot was very indulgent with so many holes in it that it became an embarrassment to the JP legacy. It felt like a group of stoned, amateur film students all pitching in, as a chaotic-committee, for the content. Otherwise, nice cast and some good one-liners.
Fracture (2007)
Great thriller with fab twists & turns
A fantastic thriller with great dialogue/back & forths between Gosling and Hopkins. Really clever twists and turns will keep you on the edge of your seat and, at times, cheering for 'the bad guy'. Very different spin on the classic legal 'murder' thriller. Nice supporting cast also.
La vita è bella (1997)
Make you laugh, cry and think
Emotional rollercoaster. Beautifully scripted and played out. Made me laugh out aloud and even cry. Motifs are simple yet deep. One of my favourite movies and would certainly recommend.
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Fantastic fast paced movie
Great movie. Awesome cast. Awesome stylising. Awesome one liners. Really different plot; written in a mix of common prose and poem. Watched it multiple times and would highly recommend.
The Night Crew (2015)
Horrendous
Awful movie. No idea why someone commissioned it. It was a committee of bad ideas all thrown into one. Oh yeah and the twist (spoiler alert) the lead is a vampire. Pointless teen boy fantasty flick with dreadful execution.
Larceny (2017)
I signed up just to rate this awful movie
No spoilers. Watching the movie itself would be a spoiler. I genuinely could not believe how bad it was. Acting was worse than porn. One liners must have been prepared by teenagers. Plot line was ... wait, what plot line?! Cannot believe Dolph Lundgren agreed to do this movie.