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Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
It's cancerous.
I made it to the 17:46 mark of the film before I developed an aneurysm and went into a primitive tizzy which landed me in the hospital after slipping in the kitchen and getting my "manhood" caught in the garbage disposal. It's that awful.
steve.oedekerk.com (1997)
It's really bad.
Fun Fact: if you have ever seen the "Ring" film series, you would know about the "pass the tape along mythos". That's basically what Chris Cornell did to Chester Bennington with this movie. It's so bad, Paul Walker chose to wrap a Porsche around a tree rather than finish the film. It's so bad. The CIA offers it as a choice for terrorists between watching it or being waterboarded. Most went for waterboarding and it's now illegal.
Distress Code 1201 (2017)
Just awful
This movie is so bad, it made me beat my wife and drown my daughter out of frustration.
Distress Code 1201 (2017)
Just awful
This movie is so bad, it made me beat my wife and drown my daughter out of frustration.